I love Janto: that might take a while. Yep, Jack is very lucky.
Today's prompt was Crack.
"Alright team," Ianto said. He walked around the meeting room, his WWII coat flaying behind him dramatically as he did. "There's a goblin infestation in Splott. Their stealing all the umbrellas and have pepperoni bombs."
"Its pronounced Splo," Jack said. He walked in wearing a well tailored suit and carrying a tray of mugs. "Do be careful this time sir."
Ianto huffed. "A dashing hero like me can survive anything."
"Yes but that coat can't." Jack gazed longingly at the coat. Ianto gazed longingly back at him.
Then Gwen woke up. She blinked a few times and then looked at Rhys. He was still sleeping soundly. She really needed to stop eating pizza before bed.
I might eventually do a different version of this where its just Ianto and Jack messing around.