"This afternoon, as far as Max could tell, he had his chance with 99 but had failed to make her happy. So rather than continue with the charade, Max sat pathetically on the couch and drank the rest of the champagne alone, contemplating how their young marriage had already failed." Set during "To Sire, With Love, Part 2." Oneshot.

Agent 99 has just graduated and is about to begin her first mission as a CONTROL agent! Fondly recalling her past and remembering those who helped her along the way, the young agent finds herself looking forward to the newest chapter in her life as she works alongside the mysterious Agent 86.

Agent 99 is heartbroken when she wakes up sick the morning of CONTROL's Spring Cotillion. When her partner, Agent 86, discovers her predicament, he quickly decides to help nurse his favorite person back to health - with mixed results!

When Max and 99 are assigned to babysit an infant, Agent 86 is sure the mission will be boring. But the make-believe family time becomes much more interesting as he and 99 are drawn closer and feelings, once left unsaid, come tumbling in to the open.

When it comes to being a super-spy extraordinaire, Maxwell Smart is used to flirting with gorgeous women. But after his latest assignment with Ann Cameron, he comes home to a rather chilly reception from his lovely, and pregnant, wife, Agent 99. Can he set things right with the mother of his future children, or will he be doomed to sleep alone?

When Agent 99 tells Agent 86 she's leaving CONTROL to get married, Max is heartbroken; however, he quickly rallies and follows his secret flame to the island of San Jirman. But once her arrives, he discovers things are not what they seem. Can he stop 99 from making the biggest mistake of her life before it's too late?

Max and 99 are back in action! When CONTROL asks them to track down a mysterious scientist who's been supplying them with state-of-the-art weapons, they get more than they bargained for, but that might not be a bad thing!

A one-shot about the rivalry between Max and Siegfried and my theory on why Siegfried is so nasty to Shtarker, considering the timing of when the two started working together. Inspired by Bernie Koppell's dvd episode commentary.

"When you see me put the gun to Smart's head, you do the same to Mrs. Smart. I want them to watch each other die." A look at what was going through Max's and 99's heads during the climax of the episode "Greer Window" and what we all know happened afterward.

One-shot. When Max and 99 are asked to teach a class at CONTROL on what it takes to be a good battle couple, they prepare a list. Term comes from TV Tropes.

One-shot set after the almost kiss in "The Impossible Mission." Max doesn't know what he and 99 have, but he knows it can't be love. It's nothing like romance is supposed to be...

One-shot about that awesome cold opening to "99 Loses Control." When 99 tells him she's leaving CONTROL to marry Victor Royale, Max goes through all Five Stages Of Grief in two minutes.

A series of connected one-shots, varying in genre and tense and set in consecutive years. All dates are approximate. Story Two: Events of today have an odd way of reflecting our lives tomorrow.

"Those two sentences became his motto for the following month. Every time something went wrong with their wedding plans, Max would repeat them to his frazzled fiancé. 'It'll be fine, 99,' he'd say. 'Everything will work out.'" Set immediately after "With Love and Twitches" and reviews the all of Season 4 leading up to the wedding. Oneshot.

A drabble. The dictionary defines living as "to have life." But just what is life?

""I've wanted to tell you for a long, long time," he continued, already beginning to feel the weight lift off his shoulders, "but I just– Well, I've never been able to find the right words." He was about to say it, and he could feel the excitement in his veins. No matter her reply, he no longer had to deny his feelings." Set during "The Impossible Mission." Oneshot.

"Max did everything he could think of to make it known to 99 that he was in love with her. He was tired of pretending he didn't feel anything for her, and was ready to show her just how much he cared." Set immediately after "The Reluctant Redhead" this story discusses what the last seven episodes of Season 3 meant for Max and 99's relationship. Oneshot.

"He wanted so badly to tell her the truth, that he was there because he couldn't bear to live his life without her. But he didn't think it was fair to tell her now, just as she was deciding to move on with her life, that he had always loved her." Set during "99 Loses CONTROL" and strictly discussed the episode and immediate aftermath.

Maxwell Smart, secret agent 86 for CONTROL, a US agent spy business, meets up with the Chief, and gets information on his new assistant, Agent 99.

"She has to think of her future, she had said. Max had told her that her future was at CONTROL, but he knew then that he had really meant that her future was with him. " Set during "99 Loses CONTROL" and explains how 99 came to agree to marry Victor Royale and how Max felt about her at the time.

A drabble. No matter the situation, a spy's call of duty first extends to those he loves most...

A collection of haiku, each one focusing on a different character.

The Chief told Max and 99 that they had to go to Paris cause there has happened some murders. And they got some problems. And does they release their feelings to each other ? read, you see what happens. Oneshot.

"Max had no doubt that 99 had known for a while now how he felt about her. She knew what she was doing; she knew she was baiting him and she knew it was driving him crazy." Set during "Pussycats Galore", this story reviews Max's feelings toward 99 throughout Season 2. Oneshot.

A rhyming poem written from Max's point of view about a certain woman in his life...