Would you believe a collection of poems in groups of 5/7/5 syllables about the "Unintentional Copycats of Control," who unintentionally copy each other as well as characters from other sitcoms? Maybe you should read and review. Volume 1 of 2. Rated K-plus for violence.

After watching Max' unfaithfulness 99 breaks with him and goes to bar where she meets a handsome gentleman. Is it a new love? Or just next CONTROL assignment?

After hooked to the door at his wedding night, Max invents a smart plan to save both his wedding night and Melnick uranium map. However, it could not be possible without the forgetfulness of Dr. Madre.

Every day of CONTROL secret agent 86 Maxwell Smart begins like this...

Max and 99 get an unusual partner as they are sent to foil a KAOS plot to steal gemstones and infiltrate the government. Please read and review!

Max and 99's twins are 17 years old now. Are they ready for an adventure with Max? Please read and review!

Max and F3, the feline Control agent, work a case together to free some scientists held hostage. Will they be captured by KAOS? Will Seigfried quash their plans? Will Max get along with F3? Tune in to read this really silly story...

The sequel to the action-packed Golden Spy. Please R&R

When the world's greatest spy meets the world's wost. Please R&R

What happened after Max's notorious wedding? Read and find out. Please R&R

It's the day before Christmas, and 99 and Max are about to be sent on a very important mission... There's a bit of humor in there as well. Just realized it's not gonna be a Chritmas fic, it took a life of it's own, sorry!

It seemed just a traditional family Christmas celebration with new baby, Zoe. However when 99 goes missing, Christmas becomes more family mission than tradition.

Smart and Siegfried are captured by a third spy organization intent on eliminating both CONTROL and KAOS.

Cause it's no good being dumb like.

Max and 99 investigate a restaurant being used as a KAOS cover.

This story finds the 15 year old Smart twins Zach and Maxine as well as their younger brother Alexander find their mother's latest health report in Max's study. However their mom is in California on an assignment and they are concerned.

After breaking up with Max but still having to work with him, Agent 99 learns just how upset he is at her. Note: this is based on the movie version not the TV show. Warning: Story has violence and character death.

An AU version of "KAOS in Control", with spoilers for that episode. What if 99 had been hit by the retrogressor ray?

Agent 23 survived the crash, and is ready to prove that he isn't a double agent. As he struggles to prove his innocence, he has to face surfacing feelings for his comrade and the evil maniac who put him in this situation. SLASH

The old getting captured with your enemy trick. Written for Yuletide 2008. Contains slash if you squint hard.

Zalinka thinks a bit too much about Dante and Big. Big/Zalinka/Dante. Based off the play version of Get Smart.

A little Get Smart song. To be sung to the tune of 'Secret Agent Man'.

Ficlit. Victor Royal had everything he ever wanted... except true love. Tonight, her memory is lingering in his mind more than usual. Unrequited Royal/99.

Between catching a cold, being chased by Max and 99 while innocent for once , and Starker crashing the car, Siegfried has a really crummy day. LOL

A Max/99 Holiday Story