While leaving a message Max dropps his shoephone in a river causing all of CONTROL to believe he's commited suicide. And would you believe, A talking dog, deadly catnip balls, and kibbles and bits that can aid KAOS in taking over the world?

I liked agt13chill's "Cone of Silence" parody so much that I was inspired to have a go at doing one of my own.

Read and find out 8-)

An accident with an experimental time machine sends Max and 99 into a twilight zone of improbable history.

99 accidently shoots Max and trys dealing with her emotions. This was reuploaded again due to a text problem

A little poem I wrote to be sung to 'the Sound of Silence'

Max loses his memory after being involved in a plane crash .

A "99 Loses Control" Sequel

An argument between Max and 99 turns ugly when they both won't admit to being wrong

Would you believe it? Well, ok maybe not, but these words do go to the theme song. Try it! r/r

Siegfried kidnaps a congressman's nephew in THIS PARODY ON GET SMART. FINALE is here! Updated 05/12/03 After a five month absence, I decided to finish the story for my own benefit.

Maxine Smart, twin daughter of Agents 86 and 99, shares her feelings on her father, school, and when she finds out her parents are spies! UPDATED 5/08/03 Sorry I took so long. My computer won't even run a word program ne more. Career Day at last!

With yogam65's permission, I have written a short sequal to her storys "Max's Midlife Crisis" and "Sexual Kaos" (a story written on the Get Smart FanFic List)

Max goes undercover - or should that be uncovered? - to infiltrate the League of Bald-Headed Men.

I wrote this after I realize that SIEGFRIED had been entirely edited out of the TVLand airing of 'Somebody Down Here Hates Me.'

-ell Smart) *grumbles about the fact that the title was too long* This is a different version of the 70's Get Smart movie, "The Nude Bomb". This is what it would be if 99 was IN it, and if it was ABOUT her. I would REALLY appreciate a review. P.S. R becau

story picks up with diff alt part 6 and continues with diff ending then original

The title says it all, originally posted on GSFF group. There are two end versions to this story this is the first

Max and 99 discover The Chief has a mysterious past

Max is captured by KAOS to be tested with a new street drug but ends up addicted to it

Its Christmas Eve and Max is going to propose to 99 but when she can't make it home, Max decides to go to her

Chief stars as Ebenezer Scrooge in a retelling of the classic holiday tale. Also featuring Maxwell and 99 Smart in supporting roles. r/r UPDATED 11/27 Chapter 2. Happy Thanksgiving to all my readers!

Groovy Guru returns to wreak KAOS when the vacationing Chief leaves Max in CONTROL! Completed. Please r/r!

Howdy y'all! This is a very short story. It's just a little cute thing between Max and 99, it is set while they're engaged. Please read and review!

Max and 99 encounter a mysterious black cloud that takes them on an epic journey.