Bianca and Aria Meloetta left their comfy cabin as they were trekking through the wooded woods of the ever so expansive region of Unova, as Bianca farted loudly several times while Meloetta ate her vanilla icing. The wild Pokemon there fled as they tried not to smell Bianca's flatulence as the two came up to a large tree with a bluish warp portal in it.
"Oh hey Melly, look at this portal!" Bianca exclaimed as she pointed at the warp portal, blinking as she continued letting out tuba like bouts of gas. "It's one of those warp thingies!"
Meloetta tilted her head to the right as she murmured, placing her left paddle shaped hand on her face. "Oh gosh, you think it would lead us to somewhere away from Unova?"
Bianca rubbed the back of her head with her left hand. "I don't see why not!"
Meloetta gulped down her icing as she placed the red lid back on the carton, putting it underneath her black dress. "Well, if you think it's a good idea to test it, then so be it!" She stated as she floated in, with Bianca farting her way in, using her gas like fuel. The warp portal then disappeared entirely, not leaving a single trace.
Arceus was collecting pines from the various pine trees surrounding the cabin, shaking her head as she was spying on the titular duo from afar, realizing what they were going into was going to be bad. She smirked as she saw the two return from a warp portal, with Bianca frozen in ice while Meloetta was on fire, running around the forest as the red hot flames on her caused the forest to catch on fire, Meloetta trying to use her icing to cool off the flames by pouring it on her with her psychic power, which didn't do anything.
"Oh how predictably enjoyable." Arceus chuckled, deciding not to use her godly power to fix anything as she caught on fire from Meloetta dashing past her, choosing not to do anything about it.
Bianca and Meloetta were running a lemonade stand in the rainy Route 7 in the Unova region, with Meloetta also selling some additional icing while Bianca farted in an empty can that previously contained stale lemonade. Several Deerling were eating the grass nearby, not minding the fact that Bianca farted up quite a storm of flatulence.
"Ahh! Nothing makes me feel fresher than lemonade!" Bianca exclaimed as she took a glass of fresh lemonade for herself and drank it up, burping in unison with her fart as she ended up wetting herself. "Oh my! That's quite the way for my body to let out the lemonade!"
"Well, you are powered by your farts!" Meloetta exclaimed as she poured some vanilla icing into her green hair, scaring off the shocked Zebstrika who wanted nothing to do with this scenario. "But I can't complain, because icing does the same thing for me!"