"...So, what did you need to tell us Ark?" Aria Meloetta asked while she held her paddle shaped hands upon casually floated around in the air.
Arceus blinked for he looked at Meloetta and Bianca, all three still being high in the sky. "Well... I lost my train of thought there due to the cliffhanger..."
"So you just had a brain fart?" Bianca commented as she farted in response, her brassy poot echoing throughout the entire sky that in turn made the legendary Pokemon look quite confused at the gassy Pokegirl who likely smeared herself yet again.
Meloetta frowned and she folded her arms together. "Gosh, Smell Belle, your stinky toots are like tubas."
"Isn't that the same for you and your farts Mel?" Bianca responded with a playful tone upon shaking her reeking big butt, farting all the while.
Meloetta shrugged while a casual nod for she decided to let loose a quite bassy poot herself. "I guess that's pretty true Bel. Mine's musical and not just really gross sounding."
"Enough of the gas talk you stupid idiots." Arceus growled while tilting his head back, moving his front left leg. "Anyway the author writing this crappy fanfic wanted to justify its existence, so he's requiring you doodoo dunces to do something important that can actually justify the presence of this ridiculous fanfiction..."
"And what is it?" Bianca and Meloetta both asked simultaneously upon which they faced Arceus.
After pausing for several seconds, Arceus opened his eyes as he looked down at Meloetta and Bianca. "...I forgot. Again."
Meloetta and Bianca both groaned as they fell flat on their faces on the white puffy clouds, with Bianca letting out a trumpet like poot as Arceus rolled his eyes in response. Alas this was only just the beginning of this scented stupidity.