"I'm bored." Aria Meloetta stated to Arceus as they were in a yellow taxi cab together with Bianca, the God Pokemon being the driver as they were cutting through Castelia City on the highway.
Meloetta was on Bianca's lap, who was sitting in the passenger's seat. Bianca was surprisingly being quite... most of the time, as she was too busy admiring the beauty of Castelia City to be her usual annoying, perky self.
"Well you're just going to have to deal with it. Bianca seems quite perfectly fine." Arceus remarked as he was focusing on driving.
"That's because Bianca doesn't have any air in her head!" Meloetta retorted, pointing at the blonde human. "She stores it all in her big butt!"
As if on cue, Bianca farted a brassy tuba toot, giggling as she fanned her right hand frequently, the taxi cab instantly smelling like rotten eggs.
"Peeyew! Those baked beans really had a kick to them!" Bianca remarked as she farted another deep pitched, brown stain making poot again, feeling the seat vibrate from her foghorn like flatulence.
"You just had to mention her fat ass," Arceus growled as he glared at Meloetta, who giggled nervously.
"Hey now, at least I don't have a nose, so I can't smell it!" Meloetta admitted, with Bianca farting once more.
As a way to punish her, Arceus used his power to teleport Meloetta right underneath Bianca's butt, with Meloetta screaming in pain as not only was Bianca fat, but her giant rear end continued spewing flatulence so loud and foul, it could melt an entire city. And incidentally, with the windows being open to allow air in and out of the taxi cab, the road itself began to melt from Bianca's farts.