Aria Meloetta burped loudly while Bianca farted a deep pitched brassy tuba toot to go along with Meloetta's bassy belch, the gassy Pokegirl beings going through a slow water ride as the water was filled with all different flavors of icing. Arceus sighed, for he was forced to tag along.
"Man I really gotta say that all this icing is just wonderful!" Meloetta stated in glee upon placing her paddle shaped hands into the pink, strawberry flavored icing, sucking it up and burping. "I could be here forever!'
"Uh huh, me too!" Bianca added because she clapped her hands excitedly while bouncing and farting in her seat. "This place is just sweet and cuddly!"
"...Ugh; why did I bother to tag along with you idiots?" Arceus muttered: he was trying to read a newspaper.
"Because you love us!" Meloetta and Bianca exclaimed as they both hugged Arceus, with Meloetta burping and Bianca farting in unison. Arceus then used his power to switch their minds, in turn causing Meloetta to fart tuba toots instead, and making Bianca burp from her mouth instead of her smelly butt.
"Man, not even this is making me feel better..." Arceus stated for he sighed, trying to bury himself into his newspaper, but failing as the two gassy females kept emitting gassy emissions.
It was going to be a long ride.
"You could say that again." Arceus interjected and decided to change to a different reality that had the fartners going through another misadventure but with an unlikely person being present. "Now we'll see if this is really worth having hundreds of people reading."
So anyway Bianca and Meloetta were going about their stinky day when they noticed Hilbert farting in an alleyway within a generic Unova city; the girls looked at each other in surprise.
"I didn't think that this guy could toot!" Meloetta pointed out in curiosity.
Bianca began to squirm joyfully while feeling her own bassy braps fly upward. "Ooh it does me good to see him letting loose so good like this!"
"Oh hey girls!" Hilbert greeted while fanning his flatus with his hat. "Fancy seeing you here. Are you intrigued by me ripping ass?"
"And how!" Bianca and Meloetta chimed together with the former farting so loudly it shook the entire throwaway metropolis.