Pokemon's Farting Bianca and Aria Meloetta were in the middle of a forest, with Spring being in full session as Bianca had something special to share with Meloetta that sunny day.
"Hey Mel, watch this. You're gonna love it, believe me." Bianca stated bluntly as she took out a big yellow colored tuba, making the brass instrument fit right in between her butt cheeks as she began farting, letting out literal tuba toots as she giggled. "Look! My farting big butt is making actual music, just like your farts!"
"Oh Bianca! Your musical ass is pretty cool!" Meloetta giggled as she clapped her paddle shaped hands, being impressed by Bianca's musical gassy talent as the melody Pokemon began farting deep pitched brassy trombone toots alongside Bianca's thunderous tuba toots, the two farting girls complimenting each other with their flatulent 'oompAH' noise.
Arceus shook his head as he rolled its eyes in response to the flatulent musical. "Well... at least these two managed to find something else in common." She muttered to herself as it then decided to look up on the history of brass instruments, since the two flatulent females were so in tune with their tooting tunes.
"This cold lemonade is really good!" Bianca exclaimed as she was having some frosty lemonade at Lilligant's Lemonade Stand in the frosty region surrounded by the snowy mountains of Mt. Coronot, being in the middle of the northern Sinnoh region.
"Oh, you think so?" Lilligant stated as she wasn't infected as much by the cold.
"That means so much to us! Would you like some more?" Whimsicott added as she began jumping for joy while helping to bring out fresh lemons.
"Oh yes! I'd like to have more!" Bianca said as she wiggled her hips, letting out a big bassy fart to warm herself up as she drank more of the fresh cold lemonade and burped loudly.
"Careful, Bianca! Drinking too much will..." Meloetta trailed off as she shivered, feeling a wet sensation as she smiled while blushing. "...make you pee yourself."
Bianca didn't listen, as she simultaneously farted and peed her white dress, with Lilligant and Whimsicott gasping as Bianca glanced down. Instead of feeling embarrassed by this predicament, Bianca giggled, causing all the girls to laugh as they all drank lemonade and peed together, with Bianca farting for emphasis.
"Say, you have any lemonade?" Arceus asked as he suddenly popped up, causing all the girls to wet themselves yet again, but this time in shock as they didn't expect the Pokemon god to make an appearance so suddenly, with the Pokemon God willingly showing her presence to these lesser beings out of obligation.
"Y-yes, but why would you be interested in my lemonade?" Lilligant asked nervously as she began sweating, which in turn helped her warm up in the snowy mountain. "Aren't you, like, a deity or something?"
"I am, but even I enjoy mingling around with the mortals." Arceus laughed in response.