Arceus was doing some meditating behind a loud waterfall in the middle of the rainforest somewhere in the Hoenn region, with Aria Meloetta burping trombone belches as Bianca farted deep pitched brassy tuba toots. Arceus sighed as he opened his eyes.
"First of all, the author should really learn to use new words... or at least not be redundant with this 'running gag' he's trying to have going on in regards to describing the downwind of the gassy characters," Arceus stated as he then glanced at Meloetta and Bianca swiftly, both of them being on his different sides. "Second, must you two be so gassy?"
"Why yes!" Meloetta stated as she was on the left side of Arceus, chugging some vanilla icing down her mouth as she burped right in his face. "The satisfaction of having swallowed something feels good!"
"Exactly!" Bianca burped as well, clapping her hands. "Plus, while they're not exactly as bassy as my farts, I love to burp too!"
"Hey, stick to one thing, kid. It's all you have going for you." Arceus remarked as he squinted his eyes at Bianca, closing his eyes and sighing again. "Anyway, I need to have my meditation, so if you could please-"
Meloetta and Bianca kept passing gas, which caused Arceus to use his power to merge the two gassy girls into one blob as he sighed, feeling relived to be rid of the two females.