Aria Meloetta's stomach growled as Bianca farted while the two were riding a rocket that was flying around nowhere, the rocket having been filled up with Bianca's farts. The two girls were high in the sky above the Pokemon world, with the rocket flying past every region.
"So... question, fart friend? When is this rocket going to stop?" Meloetta asked as she rubbed her rumbling gut with her left paddle shaped hand.
"Beats me! It has so much gas like my ass!" Bianca exclaimed above her mostly brassy flatulence.
"...you're telling me that this gas powered rocket is essentially endless?" Meloetta asked as she received a nod from Bianca, her face turning even paler than usual. "Oh no."
Then the rocket bumped into a giant mountain that was in the shape of Arceus, killing off both Bianca and Meloetta. Arceus was in the process of making a beautiful picture of Bianca and Meloetta doing naughty things with each other, glancing down to see the charred remains of the destroyed heroines.
"Good thing that wasn't me riding that," Arceus remarked as he was suddenly showed by vanilla icing, plus several clones of hungry Meloetta and gassy Biancas.