"Remember the time when we actually would do something beyond being fetish magnets?," Aria Meloetta asked Bianca as the two were playing some racing game in Meloetta's home somewhere on the higher western plains of the Unova region.
"No." Bianca admitted as she leaned forward and released a brassy fart. "In fact, I don't remember much all. I think Arceus wiped them."
"Well, did you?" Meloetta asked Arceus as she took a scoop of vanilla icing and gulped down on it.
Arceus, who was present in Meloetta's home as he was doing some cleaning for her, turned his attention to the singing idol Pokemon. "To a degree. I also altered your brain, so that you wouldn't get so... creative." He coughed.
Meloetta gasped as she placed her paddle shaped hands on her face in dismay. "Oh no, this is worse than the time I tried making out with Oshawott, Piplup, and Ash Ketchum!"
Bianca farted in Meloetta's face, the putrid stench causing Meloetta to faint as Bianca grabbed the unconscious body and hugged it, with Arceus watching in horror as he decided to erase this memory from his mind.
"Ugh... never again..." Arceus muttered angrily.