Arceus hummed as he was hanging around the Pokemon World Tournament in Driftveil City, with Keldeo and Genesect both walking up to the Pokemon God as they were wondering just what he was doing.
"So how's Meloetta doing?" Keldeo asked as he tilted his head back.
"...oh, she's quite fine, I might point out." Arceus replied as he used his godly power to shake the ground to create cool grooves in the ground. "She's really helping Bianca out... as much as possible, anyway."
"I wouldn't call it help if she fucks it up as much as that gassy airhead," Genesect scoffed as he then fired off a Hyper Beam at several trees nearby, setting them up on fire.
Arceus smirked, somehow. "Well let's not fret. There's more to the farting blonde human girl and the icing loving singer than they appear..."
Bianca farted as she was STILL in Castelia, feeling like she was never gonna make progress as she groaned, having just barely managing to squeeze from the wreckage of the rubble she was in. Aria Meloetta was floating nearby, sucking up cartons of icing like the icing loving glutton she was.
"Oh, Mel, I just wish something awesome would happen to this city!" Bianca stated as she felt her butt cheeks vibrate from her raunchy farts. "I don't think even a butt band would make this place exciting!"
"You're right... we need to stage something..." Meloetta remarked above her rumbling stomach as she let out a tuba toot of her own, clapping her paddle shaped hands together. "I got it!"
Later on, there was a fire at one of the skyscrapers, with Meloetta and Bianca in it screaming as Bianca's farts were increasing the red hot flames, with Meloetta using her psychic to blow the smoke out to get attention. Suddenly four Pokemon came through the burning wall, with Bianca not really recognizing them.
"Heatmor!"
"Maractus!"
"Hippowdon!"
"Stunfisk!"
"Together we make... the Rarely Scene Pokemon Squad!" All four Pokemon boldly proclaimed.
Bianca let out a huge fart that caused the entire room to catch on fire, with everyone screaming as Heatmor simply sat back in the flames, Hippowdon using her sand stream to form sand... which made the entire thing worse. Maractus used Petal Dance, and Stunfisk used earthquake, causing the entire tower to collapse, severely injuring themselves, as well as Bianca and Meloetta, the plan not going as intended.