Pokemon's Farting Bianca and Aria Meloetta were at the Battle Frontier in the Hoenn region as the two girls were wondering just what to do, with Bianca farting up a storm as usual while Meloetta rubbed vanilla icing all over her hair.
"So, what do you wanna do first... besides being ourselves?" Bianca suggested to Meloetta while brushing her blonde hair back.
Meloetta took a moment to think as she glanced behind her, to see a newly installed roller coaster, rainbow colored and made of steel. "Ooh... are you thinking what I'm thinking...!?"
"Roller coaster madness!?" Bianca gasped giddily as her farts started to get higher pitched.
Meloetta's stomach rumbled, making the singing Pokemon suck up the remaining icing in her carton as she grabbed both of Bianca's hands. "Damn right, sister! Let's go!"
"Actually, I wouldn't test that thing yet." Arceus suggested as he appeared in front of the two fetish females. "They still have to test the track to see if-"
Meloetta chucked some icing in Arceus face, then lifted him into the air with her psychic power, rushing off. Bianca farted over the Pokemon God, dashing right after Meloetta as they both got into an empty roller coaster car, cheering as the coaster car suddenly went ridiculously fast, going up and down and all around as it hit a brick wall, causing the two girls to go blasting off again.
"Well... I warned them." Arceus stated, having managed to recover from the damage he received earlier as he shook his head, wondering how the duo of brassy idiots could get any stupider.
"Can't you do anything than be malevolent?" A Lumineon stated as she hovered by Arceus.
"I could, but that wouldn't be fun." Arceus stated with a smirk (if you could actually see a smirk since his mouth wasn't visible) as he and Lumineon watched clones of Bianca and Meloetta get blasted off another pair of roller coaster cars, with the clones hitting the wall in a huge fiery explosion caused by their farts.
