"Where's my girl?" I asked Elena, taking a sip of fireball from my flask.

"I don't know, I haven't seen her yet." She replies, shrugging. "Uhm, could I have some?"

I frowned, feeling my face scrunch up in distaste. She shook her head, "Nevermind, I don't know why I asked."

Damn right, why the hell would she think I'd let her put her crusty ass lips on my shit.

"So, uhm, what do you think about Stefan?" Dear god, she's trying to make conversation. I've got to get away from her.

"He's cute. Not really my type."

Elena snickers, "I'm sure we all know your type. It's Caroline."

"Whatever, you and Branabas were eye-fucking all day at school today. It's disgusting and incredibly uncomfortable. Just get with the guy already and stop the bullshit."

Elena raised an eyebrow, "Shouldn't you be taking your own advice? You and Caroline…"

"I have my reasons for why I haven't screwed Care's brains out yet, okay? But, you and Branabas don't have any excuses. Anyways, I see Care." I pat Elena on the shoulder before heading towards Caroline, who was getting piss drunk with the cheerleading team.

"ORORO! GUYS, IT'S MY GIRLFRIEND! SHE'S HERE OR ME!" Caroline cheers as she shoves a football player out her way, running towards me. "Holy shit," I let a groan of pain as our bodies collide. Caroline buries her face into my hair, pulling me into a bone-crushing hug.

"Hi Care. I see you've been having fun." She laughs, leaning back. "We got bored waiting for you."

"We? Who did you come with?"

"Bonnie but she ditched me for Matt! Can you believe that? I thought we were friends." Caroline slurs as I pull her through the crowd towards the coolers. I meant what I said about getting blackout drunk. The vampire drama would have to be put on hold. I needed to have fun.

A few drinks turned into multiple, along with mixing drinks. I just know everyone was going to have killer hangovers. Which means mamas' shop would make bomb ass sales tomorrow.

"I know you're currently having your version of fun and whatnot but you need to sober yourself up, Little Witch. Trouble is coming," Kol comments as he appears beside Caroline.

"Ugh, tell your ghost boyfriend to get away from me. He's freaking cold!" Caroline whines, shivering.

Kol rolls his eyes, reaching over placing a hand on my shoulder. "I saw the elder Salvatore brother earlier. He was eying little Bonnie. You need to sober up right now and get out of here. Everything is about to go to hell when Vicky Donovan and Little Gilbert come out the woods."

His words came out to me in gibberish. I slapped his hand away, groaning. I could faintly remember that Vicky was supposed to be attacked tonight.

Cue Elena big ass mouth letting out an ear-piercing scream. "Somebody help!"

"He can barely control himself, it's ridiculous." Kol sneers in Stefans' direction. Stefan was clearly failing to control himself as his eyes bled red, black veins covering his face.

"Someone call an ambulance!" Matt yells out as he holds his sister.

"This was an eventful party indeed, the only downside is that I didn't get to see you and Caroline with your clothes off." Kol comments. Despite being drunk, I glared at him, sending him an aneurysm.

"BLOODY HELL, WITCH!" He falls to his knees, clutching his head in agony.

Caroline and I met up with Bonnie at the coffee shop. We were all wasted, tired, and worn out. Bonnie lets out a groan, falling face first into the table.

"Just what the hell did you and Matt do?" I questioned, taking a sip of my coffee.

"This is not how I planned my night to go," Caroline whines, laying her head in my shoulder.

"What was the plan?"

She sighs, taking a sip of her coffee. "I was hoping we'd have hot lesbian sex and you'd confess that you're secretly in love me. But, I saw you buddied up with Elena earlier. Is the whole 'I'm pretending to dislike Elena attuite' is because you secretly have a crush on her?"

I could only gape at Caroline in shock. Bonnie sits up, looks at Caroline and then me before bursting out laughing.

"I know I'm drunk as hell but I know Caroline didn't just ask if you had a thing for Elena?"

Okay, it was time for us to sober up. I placed a hand on my temple and the other on Carolines', whispering a sobering spell.

"Oh c'mon." Caroline whines.

I shake my head, "I don't have a crush on Elena. Most of the time I have to fight the urge to bitch slap her silly. There's a reason why I haven't reciprocated your feelings."

Caroline sniffles, "Is it because I'm inappropriate? I know I always say the wrong things at the wrong time. Elena always says the right thing, she doesn't even try. Of course she's the one everyone picks! Of course you'd fall for her too. I try so hard and I'm never the one."

Bonnie snorts into her coffee, "Care, you're such a dumb blonde at times. Everyone in this town knows you're Ororos' number one person. She's always put your first, protected you, taken care of you. Please stop this whole feeling sorry for yourself crap. Ororo loves you just the way you are. We both do. Ororo just has this age crisis she's going through right now, we all know she loves you. Besides it's not your fault Elena has the infamous Petrova golden coouchie."

Caroline blinks at Bonnie, who turns back to her coffee.

Bonnie took the words straight out of my mouth. The only reason why I was truly scared of being with Caroline was because of my age. I was mentally a forty-seven year old woman and Caroline was just seventeen years old, mentally and physically. I didn't want to be a sicko sleeping with a teenager. Sure, I was suffering through hormones' once again but I'd suck it up. I'm not sleeping with anyone from Mystic Falls High and I'm not touching the Salvatore's with a ten-foot pole.

"I gotta take a piss." Bonnie grumbles, trying to get out the booth. I sigh, standing to help her.

"Think about what I said Care!" Bonnie calls out as I help her to the bathroom.

When we come back, Kol was sitting beside Caroline in the empty booth, having a one-sided conversation. Her mood was lifted. I wondered if she could hear Kol?

"What lifted your mood so fast?" I questioned.

She smiles, "I don't know but I swear I could hear this voice telling me I needed to give you time and tha-"

Bonnie cuts her off, pointing at the lone guy sitting at a booth. "Hey, that's the guy from the party."

Damon Salvatore waves, sending us a flirty little smile.

It was hilarious to see it fall when all three of us rolled our eyes, turning away from him.

"He's hot but I think I have a thing for men with long hair, hazel-green eye-"

"Oh, bloody hell, she likes Finn. Of all people, my boring elder brother! He's such a stick in the mud." Kol shakes his head at Bonnie as she monologues about Finn.

"Okay, it's time for us to go home. Do you want to stay over, Care?"

"Of course! I don't want to miss out on our naked cuddling!" Care says as she stands from the table.

"Sleep-over!" Bonnie cheers as she follows Caroline out the shop and to my car.

"Look who decides to come back at the last moment," Kol rolls his eyes as Finn appears beside him.

"Bonnie was perfectly fine in her cousins' care, I decided to check in with our brothers."

I tuned them out as I follow the girls.

Tomorrow the drama of Mystic Falls officially starts.