You Know What's BS?
Rating: T
Fandom: Web Shows
Characters: Angry Video Game Nerd
Genre: Humor/General
Summary: Based on the segment from Cinemassacre. Ever wonder what's wrong with The Nerd and the stuff that ticks him off? Well, he's here to rant about the things that are well... BS!
Disclaimer: Yeah, I only own jack. You Know What's Bulls**t is owned by James Rolfe, who also owns the character Angry Video Game Nerd and Cinemassacre. These series of drabbles of course was inspired by the actual segment shown on Cinemassacre. But I figured I do the story on topics that the Nerd hasn't covered so far. And even if he doesn't do them, well, I can always treat them as lost episodes and whatnot. Anyway, enough about the chatter. Let's get this done, dudes and dudettes.
P.S.: I thank both UltimateWarriorFan4Ever and Family Guy for inspiring me to do this, because let's face it, we wouldn't have "You Know What's Bulls**t" without "You Know What Grinds My Gears". Just saying from the bottom of my heart, dudes.
P.P.S: Some cusswords will have to be bleeped out, so consider this the "CENSORED" version of this fic.
Chapter 2: Telemarketers
"You know what's bulls**t? Telemarketers. Seriously, why in the hell do they even exist in the first place? What they mostly are in my honest f***ing opinion is door-to-door salesman in phone form. Can you imagine playing a video game in private only to get a phone call from someone you don't already know? Then by curiosity, you pick that phone up only to realize it's a telemarketer that wants to sell you a f***ing microwave. Why on earth would I need a microwave? I already got one of my own, thank you! What's the point of ever having telemarketers in the first place? If I wanna buy something marketed to me, I'll just f***ing watch TV or go on the internet. Those always suit better for me because at least you don't have to deal with some a#$hole over the phone! And boy, let me tell ya, that's bulls**t!"
I swear, Telemarketers are hell itself. I don't even know why they even exist in the first place. For that, I will never know.
Keep those requests for "You Know Whats BS" coming. I'll make sure to get to them to the best of my ability. Until then, you know what to do everyone. ASSSSSS!