"As if that would happen!"

It was dark and silent night. Not even Zuko was screaming about his missing honor. A perfect time to rest. Ozai and Ursa were laying in bed in their home.

"Do you know what happened with our children and why they were late? Iroh called me and asked where Zuko was fucking this time instead of returning back to his tea shop and a few hours later told me that that fool finally returned looking he's some horror monster." Ozai asked Ursa.

"Azula messed up her car and almost got them both killed. She was so shocked from that ordeal that she went to visit her boyfriend and then she lost herself in an activity. She had so good time that when boy's parents returned, they found them naked in compromising position." Ursa recounted what Azula told her and added her own bits.

"You are exaggerating everything as usual and if I know my daughter, she lied to you as usual!" Ozai snorted.

"Azula having a boyfriend; as if that would happen! I made sure she had none when she was still in school and scared everyone that looked at her." Ozai recounted the fun he had with boys that tried to court his daughter.

"And I made sure she will have no social skills to get one!" Ursa smirked at Ozai.

"We are perfect parents!" Ozai high-fived Ursa and then they both laughed at their parenting skills or the lack of it.

"We have enough problem with Zuko fucking anything that moves and moving anything that don't!" Ozai frowned when Zuko come to mind. That dishonorable scum has caused him a lot of trouble while he was still living at his place.

"I can't blame him. He has his needs!" Ursa tried to defend her son.

"Getting beat up to an inch of death by girl's parents or running naked from them while they scream about all kind of ways they would skin him alive! That's some needs he has!" Ozai replied to Ursa. "Why couldn't he be like a proper good boy? When I was his age I didn't whore around with any woman."

"And you didn't know where to put it the first time we tried to do it. It's obvious that our boy is much smarter and more experienced than you." Ursa smirked at Ozai.

"Azula has good control of car so the chance of her messing up is very slim." Ozai though loudly while trying to forget that embarrassing moment. "It's more likely that it was Zuko who messed up with car."

"Enough about that! You better show me that you are better than our son in bed." Ursa silenced Ozai with a kiss.

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"Hello, Mr. principal, I come to take your daughter." A boy addressed Ozai in his sleep. Ozai ignored it.

"I come to make a woman out of her!" A boy announced to Ozai. His face was blurred and hard to see for Ozai. This dream was slowly turning to nightmare for Ozai, but no matter how hard he tried Ozai couldn't wake up and was forced to watch as the action unfolded before his eyes. A few minutes later the scene changed and Ozai found himself in his principal office in school, but he wasn't alone in it. There near his table Ozai could see naked boy that was covering something with his body and doing strange motion with his hips. The boys face was still blurred when he turned toward Ozai.

"Don't you know it's rude to walk upon man having fun with the woman? I didn't know you were such pervert and like to see live action." Boy's voice sounded once again and Ozai could swear he knew it somewhere, maybe one of his former schoolboys, but he couldn't recognize it.

"Yeah, exactly as S… says!" Ozai couldn't heard boys name because he was too shocked to see that there was his daughter's face behind that strange boy.

"Come on S… fuck me like you mean it and ignore my foolish father. My whore mother most likely didn't gave it to him today and because of that he is grumpy." Azula's voice sounded in Ozai's nightmare and before Ozai could do anything the scene changed again and now Ozai was standing behind his desk with Azula and that cursed boy still on it and doing their thing. Azula's intimate parts were obscured by white mist, but Ozai understood what they were doing. This was the last thing that finally overflow his rage bar and he woke up screaming:

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Ozai looked around and found himself once again in his room, in his bed. "Nightmare! It was just a nightmare!" Ozai panted hard and after few minutes returned back to sleep. The rest of night was peaceful for him.

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At same time at Sokka's place. Sokka was having peaceful sleep when he started to dream of the things that happened him with Azula. Sokka once again found himself at cabin with Azula standing before him with only huge leaves hold in her hands to cover her breasts. Everything happened as he experienced: Sokka took off his shirt and offered it to Azula, but that become the part where reality diverged from his dream. This time Azula didn't took his shirt instead she come toward him and hugged him from the back and he could feel her two big assets, Sokka couldn't find any other proper name for them, press against his back.

"I am sorry, Sokka, but you misunderstood me, only need it after we did an activity together." Azula whispered to Sokka's ear and then she pushed him on the floor. Sokka could only marvel at Azula's nice figure while he was laying on his back and Azula was straddling him. From that point Sokka's dream picked up pace and started to show him even crazier things. Azula slowly remove leaves in the most sexual way Sokka's mind could think of and then she proceeded to liberate him from his pants. Then when they were only in their underwear Azula lied on top of Sokka's chest and started to kiss him. Then his parents returned to see such scandalous scene. Both Kya and Hakoda screamed in unison – "Marriage now!" – and in the blink of the eye scene changed. Azula was still naked and only in her panties, but now she was standing nearby with a priest before them asking if Azula wants to take Sokka as her husband.

"I do!" Azula told everyone and with those words Sokka woke up from this strange dream all sweety like he run a mile.

"That was one weird dream! It would be very strange if something like that ever happened in real!" Sokka thought load and just to be sure he looked around to see if Azula wasn't hiding somewhere. If he knew one thing, it was that that girl was very crafty person and you could expect anything from her! When he was sure Azula wasn't hiding under his bed Sokka returned back to bed and started to sleep once again.

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Next day Ozai had a meeting in another town and was driving there in his car, but his mind still wandered to previous night nightmare. Now Azula was in university and lived in dorm and that meant that Ozai's power over her has waned greatly.

"What if she found someone there while Ozai wasn't looking and started to whore like his wife and son?"

"Nah! As if that could happen! I would rather find hare with a bra that Azula finding a boyfriend." Ozai though about impossible things and forgot to look at the road and where he was going. He turned his head to the side and right there he saw an impossible sight that he never expected to see: a hare with a bra on his ears. This distraction was all that it took for Ozai to lose control of his car, drive of road and hit the tree crashing his car. Ozai managed to crawl out of his wrecked car uninjured and only with a concussion.

"I need to sell my daughter to someone to take her as his wife or she will turn into her mother!" Ozai murmured before falling unconscious near his wrecked car!