Hakoda led Ozai and helped him sit on a couch. Ozai was still shocked from the news that Sokka proposed to Azula and the killing intent Kya radiated when she spoke make things even worse. His last remaining working brain cells screamed danger and crashed entire system to prevent any irreparable damage that he could cause to himself by his foolish actions.
"I know it's hard to comprehend what happened, but everything is ok. Things could have been much, much worse." Hakoda offered opened a beer can to Ozai.
"After I saw a hare with bra on his ears and …" Hakoda started to talk, but was interrupted by Ozai.
"So, it wasn't a hallucination?"
"Oh right, I heard you also saw it." Hakoda replied.
"Police thought I was high from illegal drugs after I told them about the hare and they drove me to hospital to check for them." Ozai lamented remembering the accident when he crashed his car.
"That's ro…" Hakoda was once again interrupted by Ozai.
"Don't say it!"
"Ok… let's get back to my story. So…." – Hakoda made dramatic pause – " after we caught Sokka and Azula standing half naked and listened for their explanation I decided to investigate nearby forest." Hakoda continued his story. "I thought something was fishy there and I was right. I found torn and tossed away clothes all around the forest. Who knows how long they were meeting there to get themselves lost in forest and feelings?"
"DAD!" Sokka's voice sounded nearby, but Hakoda ignored it.
"They must have done it there like they do it on Discovery channel!"
"No, no, no! Azula is good girl and she couldn't do it!" Ozai tried to deny what he heard.
"Good girls are very good at being bad and not listening to their parents." Hakoda replied to Ozai and offered him another beer can.
"No, no, no…" Ozai could only lament it.
"I just say how things looks like. I know how refined and well-mannered your daughter is so it was also shock to me that she would so such savage things. Maybe no one told her that such things should be done in bed instead of outside in the forest. Who know who could have seen them fuck there like animals? I guess that's what you get when you are overwhelmed with passion and don't know what to do. Primal instinct took over and they liked it." Hakoda talked like this was some trivial thing while Ozai's face turned all kinds of red imaging it all in his mind.
"URSA! It's all your fault for not teaching her proper manners!" Ozai growled at Ursa who was standing moth wide open.
"Don't worry I collected and disposed of all pieces of clothes that I could find. There is no evidence of their activities in forest and Kya told them to use proper bed next time." Hakoda continued as if nothing happened. By this time Ozai was already pretty drunk and could barely stay awake and sane from all the things he just heard while Kya was tending to Ursa who had collapsed on the ground after the reality fully hit her of what their daughter was doing all this time. The image of their perfect daughter was shattered forever. At same time Azula was smirking at Sokka and patting him on the back to help him recover.
"But I didn't do all those things with you in forest." Sokka tried to comprehend what he just heard.
"Oh, my love savage, you are just too embarrassed to remember all the kinky things you do to me while I was on all four like animal." Azula enjoyed seeing their parent shocked and embarrassed by what they thought happened between Sokka and Azula in forest or how many adventures they had there. Like animals.
"We can go to my room and I will help you to remember." Azula caressed Sokka's cheek and after giving him kiss she took his hand and tried to leave the room. She really liked to torture her parents.