"Your parents are so stiff! We should find a way to lighten them up."

"We could set them on fire." A girl's voice sounded while she giggled.

"Is that your inner firebender speaking? Remember that you are regular girl and not a princess here. Setting people on fire is sure way to get yourself into prison and them we will be separated for a long time." Boy's voice sounded nearby. "I think we should go for less physical and more mental attraction."

"I like when you put that brilliant mind of yours to use. So, what's the plan?" girl giggled again.

"Well…"

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Ozai return back home after visit to local bar, because the beer at home run out and Hakoda took him to have some more. He needed release all that build up steam and beer was good way to do that. The resulting hangover was horrible, but Kya mixed some good remedy at her place and after some time it went away as if it never happened. That being said these couple of days away from home was truly relaxing.

Ozai unlocked and opened his front doors and entered his home. He walked corridor going to his room when strange smell hit his nose, so he decided to follow the smell and went to investigate it.

"It smells like shit. Did my relatives decided to visit us?" Ozai was in good mood and joked inside his head. He followed smell all the way to kitchen and then his mood rouse even higher. There on the ground was his older brother Iroh laying in pile of shit with a bowl on his head.

"I knew you were stoner, but did you really needed to get so high that you would start to wallow in shit on my floor?" Ozai laughed at Iroh's misery.

"Make sure you clean this place afterwards." Ozai laughed while hugging his stomach with his hands.

"UH…" Iroh growled after recovering from this freaky accident.

"Ozai… did you do this?" Iroh looked at his younger brother after he removed the bowl from his head and looked at his surroundings. The situation was shitty and he was the biggest piece of shit with smaller poop all around him.

"OH… " – Ozai continued to laugh at Iroh's misery – "sorry, but I can't take credit for this scene."

"Why did you come here?" Ozai asked Iroh after he stopped laughing, but creepy smile still lingered on his face.

"Last time he was visiting, Zuko brough wrong box with tea so I came to retrieve it before anything bad happened." Iroh stood up while explaining why he come here.

"And then you decided to get some of it and ended in pile of shit." Ozai tried to giggle, but it looked like something was trying to strangle a cat.

"No, I didn't get to that and instead get to shit part." Iroh replied sadly.

"Clean this mess and then maybe we could get some of that wrong tea." Ozai turned around started to move towards his room. He wouldn't admit it but he was in really good mood after seen his brother in pile of shit. Then he saw his failure son leaving Ozai's room. Zuko squeezed through half open door as if avoiding something, but Ozai didn't paid mind to that. He was more interested why Zuko was in his room.

"Hi, father." Zuko half smiled when his eyes met his father's eyes.

"Go help your stoner uncle." Ozai told to Zuko while he passed him in corridor. Ozai didn't want to squeeze through half open door like some thief into his own room and instead fully opened the door and stepped inside. Zuko's laugh was the first sign that something bad will happen. He followed his son's eyes up and was horrified by what he saw. Then a bowl full of shit hit him in the face and he found himself laying in a pile of shit like his brother Iroh.

"HA HA HA!" Zuko started to laugh at his father's misery and that angered Ozai even further.

"You little insolent brat!" Ozai raged while laying in a pile of shit with a bowl on his head. All his clothes were ruined. Zuko was laughing at his misery and then Iroh decided to join in and snicker too. Then Ozai's hand come into contact with something and without thinking Ozai launched that thing at Zuko's face to silence him. It was a piece of shit and it hit Zuko right in the mouth, and since Zuko had it wide open from good laugh, it moved right into it and after several seconds Zuko started to gag.

"That's what you get for laughing at my misery! You deserve it!" Ozai screamed at his son who put his hands into is mouth to get that shit out of it while Iroh was patting Zuko on his back to help him clean his throat.

After Zuko recovered from this sudden shit attack he moved into bath room to clean his mouth and unlike with Ozai's room, he didn't notice the last bowl with shit and it felt right on his face ruining his hair and clothes. Ozai who was waiting to get into bath room just laughed at this incident and while Iroh managed to contain himself from laughing, a creepy smile still managed to get into his face and he started to snicker. This was one crazy day. At same time two pair of eyes were watching everything and were trying very hard not to laugh at everything that happened in this madhouse.

o0o0o0o

"This was funny!" Sokka was laughing after leaving Ozai's place.

"No, it was hilarious!" Azula was laughing with Sokka. "This is the first time when we got them all together with a single prank! Your plan was brilliant!" Both Sokka and Azula had a good time while messing with their relatives.

"Let's get back to your parent's place before they started to suspected something" Azula kissed Sokka and they left the place. "And maybe we could have more first times there too."