It was a nice day. A nice day to make some nice shopping. Both Sokka and Azula were happy about the recent events and that shitty mess they caused. No one suspected anything and they only lead was keeping its mouth shut since it too enjoyed the shitstorm that happened at Ozai's place. Sokka and Azula were walking through stores in supermarket when Azula decided that she needs to refresh her wardrobe. So now Sokka was standing outside changing booth with his lovely wife checking new underwear she picked up. It was a regular day morning meaning that there was only small number of customers in entire supermarket and the stories itself were almost empty. The normal people were still sleeping.

"How do I look?" Azula's head popped out from curtain hiding her in changing booth and after she was sure no one was there she moved curtain to the side and shown herself to Sokka.

"You look nice, but you would look even …" Sokka's mind was running miles ahead of his tongue forcing him to shutter. He was stunned by his wife in sexy underwear and was left with open moth that failed to make any sound. Sokka had to use his hands to raise his jaw to its natural position and keep it there because it couldn't keep its place mesmerized by Azula's beauty.

"Come inside and help me." Azula extended her hand and after grabbing Sokka's shirt dragged him inside the changing booth. She made sure to put curtain back into its place so that no one could see or interrupt them.

"What do you say if we do it right here and now?" Azula whispered to Sokka's ear before gifting huge kiss to Sokka, but Sokka, being the glutton that he is, wasn't satisfied with only one kiss and decided to request another huge kiss when his lips couldn't separate from Azula's. It turned into huge make out session and something even more when Sokka undid Azula's bra and Sokka had free access to Azula's breaths. Sokka was doing wonders to Azula with his fingers running all around her body before they stopped in her lower region.

All this happened for several minutes before they were interrupted by man rushing into same booth with Sokka and Azula were having their fun. Sokka's instinct came to work before his mind could process what happened when he pushed Azula to hide behind his back and his fist come into contact with the intruder. Sokka launched several hits to intruder's body that made the intruder to stagger and fall out of changing booth, but in its attempt to avoid falling on its ass the intruder tried to grab on anything and came into contact with Azula's bra hanging nearby. The intruding men left the crime scene and fell on nearby rack and at same time messed up all bra and panties that were hanging there, but that didn't stop him and he run away with Azula screaming about pervert.

Sokka was standing outside of booth while Azula was using a curtain to cover her exposed body. She was lucky that during the intrusion her panties were lowered only to her knees instead of completely gone and that she had trouble with Sokka's belt so Sokka was still in presentable condition. She quickly raised her panties and then came to sad reality that her bra was nowhere to be seen while her other clothes were tossed out during that accident, but Sokka found them and returned them to her. A staff woman and security guard rushed to her place and thought Sokka was that pervert, but Azula managed to clear the things out and after small chat on radio security guard left to chase after thief pervert.

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Zuko wasn't having good time. Ozai was mad furious at him and thought he was responsible for that shitstorm that happened at home and ordered for him to clean everything. It was a shitty thing. Iroh wasn't happy about it, but decided to turn a blind eye to it and instead prepared and offered Ozai a cup of his special blend to calm his nerves. Now both brothers were enjoying seeing pink elephants jumping through needle hole. So, after Zuko finishing cleaning house he didn't want to stay at that place with two lunatics singing praises to cabbage and went to visit some girls. One thing led to another and as usual girl's parents found her riding Zuko and decided to murder that fool. Zuko was already expert at dodging parents murder intent and ran away as fast as he could. He decided to hide in supermarket to get rid of his pursuers. Cloth stores have changing booth and can be a good place to temporary hide that is if they aren't occupied. Zuko rushed into the first one, but his mind forgot to note the fact that it wasn't empty. That realization came to him when his face made contact with a fist several times and he was tossed out. Everything happened on reflex and when Zuko finally recovered his sense he found that he was still running, but now instead of running from angry parents he was running from security man while he had several bra and panties hanging on him. In other words, Zuko was just being Zuko.

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Sokka and Azula decided to take a casual stroll trough park to relax form that freaky accident in supermarket. They found a bench and decided to sit on it to enjoy nearby view, but several seconds later their minds decided to change and they started to enjoy themselves starting a make out session. Zuko was skulking around park when he saw most horrific view in his life: his sister was kissing someone, so he decided to investigate who was that unlucky boy. Azula was kissing with some boy that Zuko couldn't recognize so he decided to call his sister by name.
"Azula! What are you doing here?" Zuko's voice failed to reach love fools and they continued their deed. Zuko put his hand on boy's shoulder and tried to push him away. He somewhat succeeded in getting their attention when boy finished licking his sister's face and decked him out. Sokka acted on reflex and hit Zuko in the face when he tried to pull him away from Azula. Zuko found himself lying on the ground with two black eyes.

"Zuzu, what are you doing here? Didn't you know that its bad habit to interrupt other?" Azula looked down on Zuko with her hands crossed on her chest.

"Sokka… what are you doing with my sister?" Zuko asked the couple when he tried to stand up.

"Uhm mm…. I was kissing her. Is that bad?" Sokka answered sheepishly with one hand behind his head.

"Stop this! You shouldn't be embarrassed by what happened." Azula took Sokka's hand in her hand.

"Do you have a death wish or what… Sokka. My dad will kill you when he will hear about it. I can't wait to tell him about it." Zuko's mood brightened when his mind told him that he will no longer be considered failure.

"You as always are not making sense, Zuzu. Why would my dad kill his son-in-law?" Azula kissed Sokka.

"His what?" Zuko didn't understood it.

"This is my personal dick that I ride every night, you silly Zuzu. Father himself prepared everything for our civil marriage." Azula delivered good news to Zuko and enjoyed his shocked face. Zuko couldn't understand what was more shocking: that his deranged manipulating sister was married or that father approved of this marriage, or that it was Sokka who married Azula. Zuko's mind went blank and his body started to move forward without him noticing. He completely ignored that after hundred meters there was open manhole and fell right into it. Zuko's clothes were completely ruined and he started to look like some monster. He tried to climb out but failed. A woman was walking near manhole when Zuko was trying to get out of it, she was horrified by the fiend that appeared before her eyes from manhole. She screamed and kicked Zuko right into face before running away. Zuko fell back into stinky sewer water. Life was really funny.