Disclaimer: I do not own Jimmy Neutron in any way. Everything belongs to it's respective owners. I only own my OC.
It was nighttime in the city of Retroville. The moon was out stars hung in the sky. An English bulldog walked out into the street. This was Cindy Vortex's dog Humphrey. Humphrey sat down and started barking at the moon when the sound of something mechanical approaching caught his attention.
Humphrey watched as a boy operating a two legged machine passed by illuminated in the moonlight. It was none other than Jimmy Neutron Retroville's local boy genius. He wasn't alone though sitting behind him on the machine was his best friend Carl Wheezer and following him on a pair of rollerblades was his twin sister Penelope Neutron. Humphrey let out a wail and passed out from being startled by Jimmy's machine. "Ah, it's a beautiful night for a stroll, eh, Carl? Penelope?" said Jimmy.
"Yeah. There's even a full moon out." Penelope replied to her twin. "Oh, yeah sure is Jimmy...ehm, listen why am I wearing a crash helmet and a parachute?" Carl asked. "Because you get to test the Neutronic catastrophic simulation escape system!" Jimmy answered. "Really! Oh, thanks a lot Jimmy...now when you say the word catastrophic?" Carl started asking a little worried. "Eh no, it's catastrophic simulation, Carl it's different." Jimmy explained.
"Ooh!...I don't get it." Carl said a little confused. "Just press that button and all your questions will be answered." Jimmy replied. Carl looked down at the button in front of him. The button was red and had a diagram of Carl being ejected from his seat. "Hey that guy kinda looks like me!" Carl cried excitedly.
"Do I-" Carl began as he pressed the button "Ahhataaahaahaaaaa!" Carl shrieked as he was flung into the air. Jimmy and Penelope noticed Carl's pants were left behind. The twins were a little amused by this. "Hehe hey, Carl! Carl! You left your pants!" Jimmy called.
Penelope snickered, but knew Carl was going to need them back as soon as he landed so she reached up and grabbed them. Jimmy looked down in thought as Penelope started folding Carl's pants. "Pants...Oh no!" Jimmy said in realization. He pressed a button on his backpack making the machine compact into his backpack. "I-I gotta get home and pick up my room before my Mom see's that I-" Jimmy began taking off into a run.
Unfortunately when the twins got home their mother had already seen the pile of pants in Jimmy's room before Jimmy could start cleaning. "James Isaac Neutron how many times have I told you to Pick Up Your Pants!" Judy said with a tone. "Well I know just the dog who can answer that Mom!" Jimmy replied. Jimmy snapped his fingers. Goddard peeked his head out of the pile of pants behind Jimmy, climbed out and stood next to Jimmy.
"Goddard access maternal reprimand data, cross reference pants." Jimmy commanded. Goddard's chest opened up to display his monitor. Random recordings of Judy started playing. "Jimmy! Pick up your pants, please?- Uh, Jimmy pick up your pants- Pick up your pants- Pants- Jimmy- Jimmy- Jimmy- Pick 'em up- Jimmy!- Pick up- Pick up- Jimmy!- Your paaaaants!" The counter displayed on the corner of the screen went up until it stopped reading 54 to date.
'I don't think this is going to go well.' Penelope thought as her face paled. Judy stared at Jimmy for a moment looking vindicated. "I rest my case. Okay no more Mrs. Nice-Mom." Judy said. Before Judy could continue all four of them heard the sound of someone screaming. "AAAAAAHUUUAGH!" Outside Carl finally landed, but not in an ideal way.
His parachute got caught on part of the houses roof causing him to be suspended upside down right outside the window for the twins, Goddard and Judy to see. Carl noticed Judy in Jimmy's room. "Uh, Hi Mrs. Neutron. I was just floating by and I thought I'd drop in..." Carl said a little sheepishly. "Hello Carl." Judy said waving at him. Judy turned back to Jimmy pointing at him.
"You, young man are going to be punished, you will not be going to the movies with your friends and sister after school tomorrow." Judy told her son. Penelope closed her eyes and face palmed herself. 'Great! I just knew this was going to cause a problem somehow.' Penelope thought to herself. "Ah, but Mom! It's the new science fiction kung fu action buddy comedy sequel to last summers box office smash. Based off an old tv show we've never heard of. I have to see it!" Jimmy cried. Judy however was not impressed.
"Sorry Jimmy." Judy replied. "Mom I'll be the only kid in the world who doesn't see it. Think of all the pop culture references I'll never understand! I'll be an outcast. A loner! I-I'll be shunned from civilized society." Jimmy pleaded. Jimmy got down on his knees and started to pose dramatically as a speaker popped out of Goddard's side and began playing sad music. "Please no! It's not my fault! My Mom just wouldn't let me go to the movies!" Jimmy cried feigning sadness. Judy narrowed her eyes as she watched her son.
"I'm gonna miss him." Carl pipped in. But Judy wasn't going to change her mind. "You have to learn to pick up your pants. Remember pants don't pick themselves up." Judy told Jimmy before leaving the room. Jimmy placed his hand on his chin in thought as he began coming up with an idea. Jimmy smiled once he came up with one.
"Carl, Penelope, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful experiment." Jimmy said as he walked over to the window. Penelope looked at her brother having an idea of where this was going. Before Carl could reply his parachute came loose causing him to fall. Carl screamed as he fell. Penelope winced when she heard Carl land.
Goddard extended his neck to look out the window. Penelope looked out as well. Luckily Carl had landed in one of their trash cans breaking his fall. "Poor Carl." Penelope muttered. Without further ado Jimmy got to work.
Later Jimmy was looking at something through his Micro Viewer 3000 microscope. It emitted a little bit of electricity and looked like it was something normally installed in electronics. This was in fact a Nano Chip. "With a Nano Chip installed in my pants they'll put themselves away!" said Jimmy. "Mm, Nano Chips! Oh, wait are those the spicy ranch kind? My mom says I can't eat those. Because the hiatal hernia I have is exasperated by-" Carl said thinking Jimmy was talking about food before he was cut off.
"No no no Nano Chips are microscopic supercomputers capable of artificial intelligence!" Jimmy explained as he looked at Carl. "Ooooh. Why don't you just pick up your pants and hang 'em up yourself Jim?" Carl asked. Penelope nodded her head in agreement. "Carl does have a point about that Jimmy." said Penelope. "Ugh Carl, Penelope I'm a scientist I have more important things to do than pick up pants." Jimmy told them.
"Oh, but Jimmy it's easy and it's fun! You know sometimes I do it for hours. Folding and hanging and, you know I even made up a song? It's called- heh- folding and hanging! I could teach it to you." said Carl. The twins looked at Carl confused as he picked up a pair of Jimmy's pants and started folding them as he also began to sing. "Folding and hanging I'm folding and hanging-" Carl sang off tune as he put the pants on a hanger. Penelope winced a little as Carl sang. "Carl! Carl! Carl, isn't "The Wonderful World of Llamas" show going to be on pretty soon?" Jimmy asked trying to get his friends attention.
At the mention of his favorite show Carl stopped singing. "Oh yeah thanks for reminding me, I better go home. Uhm tonight's episode is Bahama llama." Carl said with a slight chuckle. "Wouldn't wanna miss that!" Jimmy cried. "Hey does time fly when you're folding and hanging or what! Bye Jim, bye Penelope." Carl said as he started to leave the room, but not before breaking into song again only this time a little louder.
"FOLDING" "Bye Carl!" Jimmy told his friend. "See you at school tomorrow!" Penelope cried. "AND HANGING!" Carl continued singing passing Hugh who was standing by the doorway on the way out. Hugh had his ears plugged due to how loud Carl was being. Once Carl was gone things were quiet again.
Hugh unplugged his ears and spoke up. "Jimbo! Oh hi, Jim-Jam I was just in the neighborhood and just wanted to have a little chit chat with you about this- uh pants. Business." Hugh said getting Jimmy's attention. "You know son, believe it or not, there was a time when I myself used to leave my pants on the floor. And then one day I- I picked them up and the rest is history son!" Hugh explained. "Heha speaking of history, just think if our founding fathers had left their pants on the floor huuh?" Hugh continued as he walked towards Jimmy. What if Attila the Hun hadn't picked up his pants? What about Luke Skywalker? Your hero- I tell you the force was with that guys pants!" Hugh paused for a moment.
"I'm glad I cleared that up for you son." Hugh said as he sniffed a little. "Buh-bye...Whoopsie daisy! Barn doors open!" Hugh cried with a sheepish look on his face as he noticed his zipper was down and quickly pulled the zipper up. Hugh then left the room. "How embarrassing." Penelope said as she looked at her brother. "As Goddard and Penelope as my witnesses, I'll never pick up pants again!" said Jimmy.
Once Jimmy had finished his work he and Penelope went downstairs to present his new invention to their parents. Hugh and Judy were sitting on the chairs in the living room. A pair of Jimmy's pants were laid on the coffee table. The twins stood in front of their parents as Jimmy began to present his invention. Penelope gave her brother a thumb up as Goddard activated the lights built into his eyes shinning them on the pants.
"Lady and Gentleman! Mom and Dad, through the miracle of Neutron Nano Technology I present. Smart pants!" Jimmy cried. The pair of pants hopped up then leapt away and hung itself up on a hanger on the nearby coat rack completely folded and neat. Hugh and Judy both looked surprised for a moment and were both silent until Hugh broke the silence. "Wea-hahaha!" Hugh cried as he began clapping his hands. "Very good son! That's wonderful! I dunno how you figured tha- my little talk with Jimmy paid off- I should write a book! I think I will! And I'm gonna call it "My little talk with Jimmy paid off"." Hugh said.
Jimmy turned his attention to Judy. "Now something this impressive surely deserves the cancellation of the cruel and unusual punishment of not being able to go to the movies." Jimmy said with a charming smile. "Welll your pants did get put away..." Judy said thinking about it for a moment. "Alright." "Zingo! Let's have pie!" Hugh cried cheerfully as he sprang to his feet. "Hugh." Judy said giggling a little.
Later that night in Jimmy's room the boy genius was asleep. The room was dark, but then his closet door creaked open a little and a light emitted from it. If one were to look in the closet they would have seen the pair of jeans that Jimmy had the Nano Chip installed in was emitting something eerie and electrical. Soon the morning came.
At Lindbergh Elementary School Cindy Vortex stood outside writing notes in a pink butterfly shaped notebook. She seemed to be in a good mood as she wrote. Cindy's best friend Libby Folfax walked up to her. "Hey Cindy what's up girlfriend?" Libby asked cheerfully. "Hey Libby. Monday 7:59 a.m. no sign of Neutron. Begins my report in peace." Cindy smiled as she wrote.
"You are one obsessed chick." Libby told her friend shaking her head a little. Sheen Estevez ran up to the two of them looking excited. "Hey, guys! Why is today like no other day, you ask? Hm, hm, hm? Because I've brought a new Ultra Lord action figurrrrrrrrrrr- -rrrrrrrrre!" Sheen cried panting a little as he spoke. "You bring in one of those everyday Ultra-Loser." Cindy said unimpressed. "Well, well, miss Maiden of Wrongness, evidently you are not aware that this is the new Ultra Lord Action Figure Number Three with Factory Gender Error!" Sheen happily explained.
Sheen pressed the button on the action figure. "Um, like, should I wear this dress to the prom?" the figure spoke in a teenage girl voice. Cindy noticed Carl and Penelope approaching. "And now let us welcome geek number two the static cling king and geek number three the giant." said Cindy. Penelope shot Cindy a look.
Carl had socks clinging to his clothes due to very strong static electricity. Penelope had to refrain from laughing at how silly Carl looked. Carl looked at Cindy and Libby with a cheerful smile. "Hey guys! Guess who did his own laundry this morning?" said Carl. Cindy and Libby both looked at Carl a little perplexed.
"You?" said Cindy. "Got that right girlfriend." Carl replied as he snapped his fingers. "Good to know Carl." said Penelope. "Cool, Carl! I wish I had a balloon to stick to you." Sheen said as he reached out to tap Carl only for the static to zap his finger. "Ow! That hurt." Sheen cried pulling his hand away.
All five heard a noise that sounded like jet thrusters and looked up to see Jimmy up in the air. Jimmy zoomed through the air landing in front of the schools front doors using his jetpack. Penelope waved at her brother who waved back. "Hey! No cuts Neutron." Cindy cried. "Care to try out my new solar powered jetpack backpack." Jimmy said showing off a little.
"Hmm let me think, um no! I'd rather eat a snail." Cindy rudely commented. Penelope looked at Cindy shaking her head a little. "AAH!" Jimmy cried surprised as his jetpack flew out of his hand. It flew around the schoolyard before it gave out and landed in front of Cindy and Libby. Jimmy watched sheepishly as all five gathered around the jetpack.
'At least this didn't happen in our house again. That was not pretty.' Penelope thought. "Another Neutron special." Cindy said gesturing to the jetpack. Exhaust backfired twice from the thrusters before it gave out again. Penelope carefully picked up the jetpack. The thrusters retracted as she handed it to Jimmy.
Not wanting to be late all six of them quickly made their way to class. On the way to class Penelope using a secret language that only she and Jimmy knew she told her twin all about Carl doing his own laundry and the static electricity it resulted in. Once everyone made it to class the bell rang and they all took their seats. As Carl walked over to his desk Miss Fowl's skirt went flying and clung to him due to the strong static still emitting from his clothes. Everyone was surprised at this.
"Ah! Oh my stars and garters." Miss Fowl cried in surprise quickly grabbing her skirt and putting it back on. Miss Fowl straightened her skirt out as she spoke. "Nice to see your briiaaa- ight and shiny faces. Are your reports ready?" Miss Fowl asked squawking at the end of her sentence. Cindy eagerly raised her hand. "Yes Miss Fowl and wait till you hear mine it'll be the best." said Cindy.
Cindy shot Jimmy a smug look. Penelope rolled her eyes. "Why does she even bother trying to outshine him?" Penelope muttered real soft so no one would hear her. Cindy walked up to the front of the class with a pink boombox in hand. She placed it on Miss Fowl's desk then pressed a button and relaxing music began to play.
"Origami the ancient art of Japanese paper folding. I will be making the most difficult of all origami sculptures. A snow monkey." Cindy explained pulling out a sheet of paper and began folding it. 'Cue Jimmy pointing out flaws in 3, 2, 1.' Penelope thought with a slight grin. "Actually paper folding originated in China." Jimmy pointed out. "Riding a flying dragon!" Cindy said a little irritated. "In the Second Century AD!" While drinking tea!" "And was brought to Japan!" "On a ladder!" "In the 6th Century!" "In December!" the two said back and forth.
'Called it!' Penelope thought. "Cindy I didn't know you and Jimmy were doing this report together." Miss Fowl said a little confused. "We're not!" Cindy cried. While watching the two something caught Penelope's eye. Penelope blinked only to realize her eyes were correct. Jimmy's jeans were sparking with electricity.
Jimmy suddenly leapt to his feat as his pants started emitting an electrical current and began to tap dance. Jimmy was surprised at the sudden movement. Miss Fowl turned her attention to the tap dancing boy. "Yes Jimmy?" Miss Fowl asked thinking Jimmy wanted something. "I-uhm I sense a disturbance in my pants ma'am." said Jimmy.
"This can't be good." Penelope muttered. "Jimmy? If you need to go to the baaa-athroom I can give you a hall pass." said Miss Fowl. "Negative, Miss Fowl the Nano Chips in my pants are making me do this." Jimmy replied. "The spicy ranch kind AAuuah love those." Miss Fowl said thinking Jimmy was talking about food. "Not nacho chips Miss Fowl. Nano Chips!" Penelope cried.
Jimmy cried out in shock as he continued to move out of control. "Hey! I'm working up here!" Cindy snapped. Jimmy started moving up along the walls. "Jimmy's doing origami too!" Carl said amazed. "Much better than Cindy's! With cutting edge special effects! You can't even see the wires or blue screen it's amazing!" said Sheen.
Penelope shook her head before getting up out of her seat to go help her brother. Jimmy was now in the doorway, but he was upside down. Penelope tried reaching for Jimmy's hands, but he was just too high up. "Alright, Jimmy! Whoo-hoo!" Carl cheered. Jimmy's pants stopped emitting electricity as Carl said this much to Jimmy's relief.
Jimmy and Penelope then realized there was nothing to keep Jimmy from falling and their eyes widened at this realization. Jimmy fell landing on his sister causing both twins to fall to the floor. Later after school on the schools basketball court Cindy angrily called Jimmy over to her as she marched towards him and she did not look happy. "Neutron, you big show off! You had to make everyone look at you, Mr. big, science, smart guy!" Cindy shouted. "No I didn't. I installed a Nano Chip in my pants, so they'd pick themselves up and then" Jimmy tried to explain, but was cut off when his pants started emitting electricity again.
"Aeugh ah eugh, they seem to developing advanced brainial capacity!" Jimmy cried as he started tap dancing again. Jimmy quickly pulled out the remote for the Nano Chip and started pressing buttons. Penelope almost couldn't believe what she was hearing. "Are you saying they're developing a mind of their own?!" Penelope yelled. "Exactly!" Jimmy replied.
Cindy smirked as she watched Jimmy tap dance, but unfortunately that smirk got wiped off her face when Jimmy's pants suddenly zapped Carl and Sheen's pants as well as hers. The three cried out in shock as their pants sprang to life forcing them to move crazily like Jimmy. Penelope's face paled as she watched this. "This is bad, very bad." Penelope whispered to herself. "AAAh! Neutron you've got five seconds to tell me what's going on." said Cindy as she danced.
"It would take five hours to accurately explain it to you Vortex." Jimmy replied as he fiddled with his remote. "S-start explaining Neutron." Cindy snapped as she jerked away. "Getting ve-ery dizzy!" Sheen yelled as he spun around in circles. Jimmy tap danced over to Carl. "Jimmy, my mom doesn't allow me to do the twist!" Carl cried as he also danced.
"Well-well I've got it under control I'll just remove and disable the Nano Chip and then it'll stop." Jimmy assured Carl as he pressed a button on the remote. 'Hopefully.' Penelope thought. Cindy who was being made to limbo under some bars called out to Jimmy. "Neutron as soon as I stop limboing I'm kicking your butt!" Penelope glared at her.
"Oh, no you wont Cindy! I'll kick you in the butt if you do!" Penelope snapped. Before Cindy could even make a come back she limboed under the shortest bar. "Woo! I made it." Cindy cried. Jimmy kept pressing buttons on his remote. Jimmy stopped moving to his relief.
"Everything's under control-" Jimmy began, but stopped when he felt a jerking sensation and looked down. Penelope's eyes widened at what she just saw. "Strike that last statement!" Jimmy said with a hint of embarrassment. Carl, Sheen and Cindy started laughing at Jimmy. "Ah that's great Jimmy! What a guy!" Carl said as he laughed.
Jimmy was standing in his boxers for all the kids nearby to see. Jimmy embarrassed covered himself. Penelope's face turned a bright red. "I'm glad I'm wearing a dress." Penelope muttered. "I see London, I see France." Cindy laughed and pointed at Jimmy.
"You got really good eyesight." Carl complimented. Jimmy's face was red with embarrassment. His embarrassment didn't last too long. Jimmy smiled and pointed as Carl, Sheen and Cindy's pants ripped free from their owners. The three screamed in unison as Penelope burst into laughter.
"Now that's funny." Penelope whispered to her twin. All four pairs of pants ran off laughing as they did. Embarrassed Carl and Cindy both tried covering up as best as they could. "Uuhm, I'm not sure, but this is probably the most embarrassing moment of our short lives." Carl said sheepishly. "On the other hand you all get to see my Ultra Lord underwear. Limited edition! With Ultra-Auto fly glow in the dark available only in Japan!" Sheen told everyone.
Penelope face palmed herself as she shook her head at her friend. Sheen pressed the button on his Ultra Lord action figure. "Oh my gosh! I like- have a pimple!" said the figure. "A pimple! Where?..." Sheen said looking at the figures face. "You're plastic you don't get pimples." said Sheen.
Cindy glared at Jimmy. "Neutron! Prepare to face the wrath of Vortex." Cindy told Jimmy. Jimmy however was not going to stick around. "Raincheck! Carl! Sheen! Penelope! We must adjourn to my lab immediately." said Jimmy. With that the four started walking away from Cindy.
"And, and, and what am I supposed to do?" Cindy demanded. Carl stopped for a moment and looked at her. "Uh, You could sing the folding and hanging song." Carl told her. "I'm folding oh my-" Carl began singing, but was cut off by Penelope and Sheen grabbing him and pulling him along. Meanwhile at the Neutron house Hugh and Judy were in the living room.
The two sat on the floor at the coffee table eating sushi. Hugh held a piece of sushi up to Judy with his chopsticks. "How about a little kissy for a little fishy?" Hugh said a little teasingly. Hugh and Judy giggled. "Well I was a fishy, but now I'm more of a raw slice of fish flesh, better hurry slowly the bacteria will set in then I'll be unfit to touch let alone kiss." Hugh said jokingly.
Hugh laughed at his own joke as Judy silently sighed and rolled her eyes. The two noticed the front door opening. The twins along with Carl and Sheen walked in. Judy eyes widened in surprise as she saw that her son, Carl and Sheen were not wearing pants. "Jimmy! Where are your pants?" Judy cried.
"Oh uh pants." Jimmy said quietly as he tried to think of an excuse. "Excellent question, Mom! Uhm it's a new fashion movement!" Jimmy told his mother. Penelope shook her head at Sheen who started posing. "The no pants look. Yeah everyone at school is wearing- uh I well I mean they're not wearing. What I mean is." Jimmy continued until Judy piped in. "Jimmy, it looks ridiculous." Judy said flatly.
"Now, now sugar booger, all the kids have their crazy fashion." Hugh told his wife. "Huhaha well, one of my greatest memories of my youth was my bell-bottom muumuu. I'm telling you I dig the no pants look." Hugh continued while the four children took the opportunity to sneak away. Later down in the lab the four were in front of Jimmy's computer. Live footage of the city was displayed on the monitor before them. "With my Neutronic eye in the sky I can locate our run-away pants." Jimmy explained.
Out flying above the city of Retroville was Goddard. He relayed what he was seeing back to the twins, Carl and Sheen using his eyes built in camera's. Soon Goddard spotted the pants running down the street. "If I'm correct, and I'm correct Eighty-nine point two-three percent of the time. My pants are seeking even more pants to control!" Jimmy continued his explanation. A visual of a store was shown.
Penelope's face paled knowing full well what store it was. "Aah, the house of blue pants!" Jimmy gasped. "Oh, I love that place it used to be "The House of Blue Lederhosen" but of course that appeals to a very small market." said Carl. Jimmy looked at Carl a little perplexed for a moment before hopping off his chair. "Oh, Carl there's over a million pants in there! If my pants get control of those pants we could end up living in-" Jimmy started explaining.
"London?" Sheen guessed. "France?" Carl guessed. "A world ruled by pants! Gentlemen and lady, it's up to us to stop this insanity." Jimmy replied. Penelope gasped as she tried not to imagine pants ruling the world. "Us?" Carl and Sheen asked in unison. "Well mostly me, in fact a hundred percent me." said Jimmy.
"Alright that's good." said Carl. "Phew..." Sheen said feeling relieved. "That doesn't mean we wont try to help though." Penelope told everyone. Later all four of them got into Jimmy's hovercar that was parked outside the clubhouse. "Time to save the world!" Jimmy cried.
Jimmy pressed a button on the dashboard. The hovercar sputtered a bit before it lifted off the ground. Carl shouted in surprise as the hovercar took off. The hovercar sped through the neighborhood passing over Cindy's dog Humphrey as it did. "Oh I've got to stop my pants before they recruit more pants and take over the world." said Jimmy.
"Gee Jimmy if you just hung up your pants none of this would be happening." Carl pointed out. "Carl's right why you so lazy Jimmy all you gotta do is..." Sheen started, but Jimmy interrupted. "Ahem, I suggest we refrain from communication until we reach our destination." Jimmy said a little irritably. "Yeah that's kind of a touchy subject guys." Penelope piped in. Everyone stayed quiet for the time being.
Soon they made it to where the pants were in the middle of town. The pants sensing the hovercar all scattered before the hovercar even landed. The pants all hid near or behind things. Carl noticed his pants walking on the sidewalk. "Hahahaha, hey Jimmy can I go play with my pants?" Carl chuckled.
"No, no Carl your pants may look playful now, but deep down in their pockets, they're pure evil." Jimmy warned. Carl's pants danced in place laughing at the children. "Oh no I left some gum in my pants pocket. I-is it evil too? If I chew it later will I become evil too? If I blow a bubble will it be an evil bubble?" Sheen said panicking a little. "Sheen, not to worry everything will be taken care of with a little something I like to call the pant-eliminator." Jimmy told Sheen as he pulled out a weapon. Jimmy hopped out of the hovercar.
"I've equipped it with atomic-powered pants seeking clothespin missiles. These will get our pants back we'll remove the Nano Chip. And problem solved." Jimmy explained to his friends and sister. "Jimmy over there!" Penelope cried pointing as Cindy's pants peeked out from behind a mailbox. "Cindy's pants are going down!" Jimmy yelled. He pointed the weapon at Cindy's pants then fired and a pair of clothespins shot out. The clothespins hit their target pinning the pants to a nearby flagpole.
Jimmy noticed Sheen's pants laying on top of a nearby bench. "Sheen your pants are gonna get pinned." said Jimmy. "Can you do it in slow motion?" Sheen asked. Jimmy shot a look at Sheen. He fired the weapon the clothespins hit their target and joined Cindy's pants on the flagpole.
Sheen looked up and saluted. "I pledge allegiance to my pants." said Sheen. "Now we have to find your pants Carl." Jimmy told his friend. Jimmy pointed the weapon again. He quickly noticed Carl's pants dancing nearby.
Jimmy fired again the clothespins hit their mark and Carl's pants joined the other pants on the flagpole. "My pants can run, but they can't hide." Jimmy said confidently as he spotted his pants walking on the sidewalk. Jimmy fired the weapon at his pants, but the pants to everyone's surprise knocked the clothespins away sending them flying back at Jimmy. The pins hit Jimmy in the face knocking him over. "Aah! Eewuh!" Jimmy cried as he stood up with the pins attached to his nose and right ear.
Penelope glared at Jimmy's pants she was mad. "You little monster!" Penelope shouted pulling a baseball bat out of the hovercar. She ran at the pants ready to swing at them, but before Penelope could even swing the bat the pants started zapping her. Penelope let out a loud shriek as she was zapped. "Penelope!" Jimmy shouted as his sister fell over.
The pants stopped zapping Penelope then ran over to the House of Blue Pants. The pants kicked the door open and ran inside. Meanwhile back at the Neutron house Hugh was mowing the front lawn, but he wasn't wearing his pants. He hummed as he mowed. "I feel like a new man! Oh the freedom. The comfort. The gentle wafting breeze." said Hugh.
Hugh noticed Mr. and Mrs. Vortex walking down the sidewalk. Hugh stepped onto the sidewalk to get his neighbors attention. "Howdy neighbors, hey, I got two words for ya! No pants! Ha ha yeah, it's the fabulous fashion sensation sweeping the nation. So gather round and pull them down!" Hugh told them excitedly. Mr. and Mrs. Vortex only freaked out running down the street screaming. Hugh watched his neighbors run with a disheartened look on his face.
"Or you can go home and do it! That's fine, too. Doesn't matter hey good luck and welcome to the fold." Hugh cheerfully called. He waved at his neighbors as Judy opened the front door and peeked outside. "Hugh Beaumont Neutron!" Judy cried. "Honey hold on." Hugh told his wife. "Come in here this instant." Judy scolded softly.
"Just give me a brief moment, honey." said Hugh. "No honey, in now." said Judy. "I'm just inviting people to our pants off af-" Hugh started to explain when Judy cut him off. "Pie!" Judy shouted. At the mention of his favorite food Hugh stopped what he was doing.
"Coming!" Hugh called. Back with Jimmy, Penelope and co. the four were outside the House of Blue Pants. Jimmy was on the front doors desperately trying to pry them open. "Gueh must. Eh! Stop. Euh! Pants. Eeugh!" Jimmy cried pulling at the doors with all his might. Jimmy's pants kicked a plank in-between the door handles keeping Jimmy from getting into the store. Jimmy and Penelope watched horrified through the window as the pants began to grow.
The pants pointed their pockets at all the other pants in the store zapping them with it's artificial super intelligence and in turn taking control of them. "My pants are infecting the other pants!" Jimmy yelled. Penelope did not like the sound of this. "This is definitely not good." Jimmy said a little softly. "What can you say at a time like this?" Sheen asked.
Sheen pressed the button on his Ultra Lord figure. "I am, like, so embarrassed I think Ricky likes me! Ahahahaa!" said the figure. "Ultra Lord has spoken!" said Sheen. Cindy who had been looking for them walked up to them. "Neutron I want my pants now! Or I'm gonna sue you!" Cindy shouted at Jimmy. Jimmy didn't even look at her as he watched what was happening inside the store.
"I'm afraid we got a bigger problem at the moment." Jimmy replied. Cindy noticed lights flashing through the stores windows and walked up to check them out. Once Cindy looked inside she let out a scream. Jimmy's pants stood in front of all the other pants pointing at a chalkboard giving them instructions. "Oh no, they're planning a full-scale pants invasion." Jimmy said in realization.
"Could this get any worse?!" Penelope cried. "This is just like Ultra Lord vs Robo Fiend special edition with 17 seconds of new material! And what a 17 seconds it was." said Sheen. Cindy glared at Jimmy as she spoke up. "Listen Neutron! I'm a girl with looks and brains and big plans for my future and they don't include living in a world ruled by pants! Do something!" Cindy shouted. "Augh, no time to get to the lab I have to make do with the resources at hand." said Jimmy.
Jimmy scanned the area around him trying to figure something out. Jimmy spotted a shop called Lucky Joe's Cleaners. His face lit up as an idea came to mind. Jimmy ran across the street to the store. As he ran the doors to the House of Blue pants opened up startling Carl, Sheen, Penelope and Cindy.
The four ran as pants all came marching out. While Jimmy was busy the pants quickly started overtaking much of Retroville. It was horrible pants were everywhere. They were on roof tops, swinging on swings and perched on electrical wires like birds. In the Neutron household Judy looked out the window and saw the pants running amok in the neighborhood.
Judy was shocked. "Hugh look!" Judy cried. "What! Wha-what is it?" Hugh asked concerned. "Oh my it looks like an homage to Alfred Hitchcock's movie the birds!" Judy said alarmed at what they were seeing. "Do you think this could possibly have anything to do with Jimmy's self-folding pants?" Hugh asked worriedly.
The two looked at each other in realization. Back with Jimmy, Penelope and co. the doors to Lucky Joe's cleaners opened and Jimmy came out on a two legged machine or rather a robo walker made from laundry machines. The owner of the store followed Jimmy out and he did not look too happy. "Hey kid what do you think you're doing?" he demanded. "Sorry Lucky Joe, if that is your real name. But I've gotta take out some pants that want to take over the world." Jimmy replied.
"Ah, what are a bunch of stupid pants gonna do hey? Huhhehehehehehe." Lucky Joe said as he started laughing. Lucky Joe stopped laughing when he noticed a horde of pants marching towards him. "Ueh, ueh, ah, aaaah!" Lucky Joe groaned as he realized he was surrounded. Some pants were marching over towards Carl who had no means of protecting himself. "Uh, Jimmy! I know you're kinda busy, but, he-he-he-elp!" Carl panicked.
Jimmy using the robo walker walked up as he spoke. "Okay pants let's see how you like a little taste of a Neutron starch bomb?" said Jimmy. He pressed two buttons on the controls and starch sprayed out of the machine hitting some pants that were grouped up. The pants all hardened and tipped over unable to move. Cindy while Jimmy was occupied was using martial arts to fight pants that were trying to surround her.
"Huya, hi ya I can keep this up all day Neutron! HA! But you're welcome to jump in anytime you want to hu-ya!" Cindy called. "Get pressed pants." Jimmy cried as he fired hot clothes irons at the pants by Cindy. The pants all fell to the ground. Sheen who was standing in front of a store looking in through the window didn't notice a bunch of pants approaching him as he stared at the Ultra Lord merchandise on display. "Oh I've got that one, and that one and that one, and my cat chewed that one, but I've got it. And all those, and that one, and I'm missing the helmet on that one. My mom has that one on layaway." Sheen said pointing out each Ultra Lord figure.
Jimmy noticed the pants marching towards his friend and turned towards them. "How about a little fabric softener tough guys?" said Jimmy as he fired a pink plume of fabric softener. The fabric softener hit the pants, but also hit Sheen in the process. Sheen and the pants stumbled, all the pants fell over. "Woooow that stuff really works." Sheen said before falling over.
Over by a store Penelope swung her baseball bat hitting some pants that marched towards her. However there were more than she could handle on her own. "Jimmy! A little help here!" Penelope shouted. Jimmy turned towards his twin. "How about a nice refreshing wash?" Jimmy cried firing warm soapy water at the pants.
The pants all fell over unable to move due to being wet. Penelope sighed in relief. Carl watched from the sidelines with Cindy. "You know Jimmy does some pretty amazing things doesn't he?" Carl asked with amazement in his voice. "Please I could be just as amazing if my head was the size of Texas!" Cindy snapped.
"My uncles from Texas!" Carl shouted offended. "Carl we're all from Texas." Penelope piped in. "Oh...yeah." Carl said a little sheepishly. Back at the Neutron household Hugh was staring down a pair of his pants that he had tied to a chair. Hugh glared at his pants like it was someone that had just been captured.
"Sooo you and your little pantsy-wantsy friends thought you could take over the world huh? Well you didn't know you'd have to deal with Hugh Neutron did ya, so talk ha ha." Hugh said sounding like an interrogator. Since they weren't infected with the artificial super intelligence the pants didn't even move or make a sound they just sat completely still. "You can't talk can ya? You know why? Because your pants, so zip it." said Hugh. Judy who was sitting down on the couch watching the news spoke up. "Hugh!" Judy called.
"Huh?" Hugh said as he looked at her. "Look!" Judy cried as she pointed at the TV. "Huh!" Hugh said a little confused. A newscaster sat at a desk a monitor behind him displayed a photo of walking pants and the words pants invasion. "The Retroville pants invasion continues our only hope seems to be a little boy with an extremely large head and an outrageously tall hair-do." the Newscaster explained.
The photo of the pants was replaced with a photo of Jimmy. Judy's eyes widened upon seeing this. "Hmm he looks oddly familiar. Oh ya know sugar booger they're right, television is pretty violent." said Hugh as he watched. Live footage showed Jimmy fighting pants with his robo walker and Penelope running around swinging her baseball bat at pants. "Get 'em Jimmy! Beat the pocket lint out of them!" Penelope cried.
"Come on Hugh we're going downtown." Judy said as she stood up. "We're getting pie?" Hugh asked hopefully. "To get our kids, and put on your pants!" Judy cried. "Can do." Hugh replied as he followed Judy. Back with Jimmy, Penelope an co. Jimmy's pants began to grow again and the electrical current emitting from them was getting stronger.
This however did not go unnoticed by the boy genius. "My pants are getting more powerful by the second! And I'm outta weapons!" said Jimmy. Jimmy closed his eyes and clenched his fists. "Think, think, think!" Jimmy said as he began to think hard. Remembering what Penelope told him about Carl and the static electricity earlier Jimmy quickly came up with an idea.
"Brain blast!" Jimmy cried. "If I can create a colossal amount of static cling I can capture my pants, destroy the Nano Chip and still have time to get to the movies!" said Jimmy. "But where can I get that much static?" Jimmy looked around at the nearby stores considering which one would have what he needed. "Cheese World? Rug World? Mime World?" said Jimmy.
Jimmy turned his attention back to Rug World. "Rug World! That's it! Roll out the red carpet." Jimmy cried. Sheen, Cindy and Penelope quickly ran inside the store and came back rolling out a long red carpet. Once the carpet was rolled out Jimmy stepped onto the carpet with his robo walker. It was quiet Jimmy looked at his pants that were now large.
Jimmy and the pair of pants tensed as they prepared for their battle. "Wah wah waaaah." said Sheen as he watched. Jimmy narrowed his eyes as he stared at his pants. He noticed Penelope standing next to Carl who was miming. Jimmy turned his attention back to his pants.
Jimmy worked the controls of the robo walker the legs started moving back and forth. Static electricity began to build up as Jimmy repeated this action. The pants however did not like this. The pants in retaliation pointed it's pockets and began zapping Jimmy with it's power. "Aaah!" Jimmy winced in pain as he was zapped.
"Jimmy!" Penelope shouted. The pants weren't letting up continuing to zap Jimmy as he gathered static. Jimmy having collected enough static with all his strength reached forward and pressed a button on the robo walker. Upon the button being pressed a mechanical arm shot forward out of the robo walker stopping until it was right in front of the pants. The arm tapped the pants.
The static gathered transferred from the arm into the pants zapping them. The amount of static was so strong it caused the Nano Chip to short out and cease function. With the Nano Chip destroyed the pants no longer emitted an electrical current then rapidly shrank until they were their original size again. The other pants no longer having any artificial super intelligence all fell to the ground. The townsfolk all began cheering relieved that the pants invasion had come to an end.
"Yeah!" Sheen, Cindy and Penelope cheered. Carl instead of cheering out loud raised a sign that read 'Yeah!'. Sheen looked at Carl annoyed and smacked his hand. "Stop it!" Sheen told him. Carl turned his sign revealing the word 'ouch' instead of saying it out loud and frowned.
Cindy walked over to Jimmy who was staring at his now lifeless pants. "So Neutron, I bet you think you're a great big hero." Cindy said calmly. "Well Cindy you know it's all just..." Jimmy began, but Cindy cut him off. "It was all your stupid fault all this happened." Cindy yelled. "I'm watching you big brain." Cindy warned as she walked away.
"Well I'm left, speechless. Ultra Lord would you care to retort." said Sheen. Sheen pressed the button on Ultra Lord's belt. "My new pumps are, like, so cool! I could just about Die!" said the figure. "That's just what I was thinking." Sheen said as Jimmy and Carl put their pants on. "I missed you pants! It's so good to be back inside." Carl said cheerfully.
"Can we go to the movies now Jimmy?" Sheen asked. "Okay, last one there buys the candy!" Jimmy replied excitedly. The four were about ready to race to the movies when Judy and Hugh walked up to them. "James Isaac Neutron! You made this mess. And you are not going anywhere until you pick up these pants." Judy scolded. "MOM!" Jimmy cried out in frustration. Penelope sighed they definitely weren't going to the movies today and it would be safe to say Jimmy probably learned to pick up his pants from now on.
Well how was it? R&R. Tips on what I can do to improve welcome. No flamers please.