A collection of random tales in no particular order about Lucius Malfoy's blunders as a husband and father.

OS HPDM. Vite, trouver une cachette, fuir, sauver sa peau! Le dernier refuge possible, c’est le vestiaire Serpentard... Le dernier espoir qui reste au Survivant pour survivre, c’est cette cabine de douche occupée...

AU. Sometimes, we find comfort in the arms of our greatest rival. Sometimes, we find out that the person you hate is not much different from you. HarryxDraco. No magic. High school. Rating for sexual themes

No matter how many times she tried or how closely she followed the recipes, Hermione's cookies always somehow managed to come out burned, discolored, misshaped, or a mixture of all three, and she didn't know why. One shot. Not DH compliant. FW/HG

Bellatrix Lestrange is captured instead of killed. Neville gets to hand out her punishment with some help from Hermione and Harry. However, it'd be more fitting to call what he was planning revenge. Slightly OOC. NOT a pairing. Dark!Neville. One shot.

The Dark Lord got what he wanted, just not in the way he expected. : One-shot :

Harry is pissed at his friends abandoning him during the summer after 4th year.

Harry was now living the good life, Voldemort is now gone..so Romance is free to roam around the weasly house and around the magical world. Set three weeks after Elder wand. HPxGW RWxHG

Sirius Black is now a free man, he now has custody of his Godson and he is ready for some meyham!

Não bastava que você fosse o mais velho, o grifinório, o rebelde, o primeiro em tudo. Eu queria mais.

Draco Malfoy will do the craziest things for love...

Harry was just getting used to the wizarding world when he realized that he was the prince of an elven race. Fantastic.

Severus Snape's drunken nighttime adventure . Pure hilarity. Rated T for mild very mild language and drunkenness just to be safe.

The Marauders always have enjoyed their status as rule-breakers. Sirius and Remus, however, are breaking rules of their own. Centered around the "Things I Will Not Do At Hogwarts" list.

In a moment all she had ever dreamed and sought for was gone. But alas, that sweet moment had been worth every hellish year. ADMM

Death was the first real memory Harry had, thanks to the wizarding world. He would return the favor, one day, as was only proper. After all – their culture was simply too sick to survive. Vastly AU, pre-Yr.1 progressing.

Bellatrix Lestrange encarando o negro profundo dos olhos dele.

Harry died simultaneously with Voldemort. But complications arise when going to the afterlife. HP/OMC Slash Read and Enjoy

Can love overcome society's judgment? Draco Lucius mpreg

TRADUCTION de Lily McShepin : Sirius Black regarde Severus Snape combattre un Épouvantard.

Comment-sa un chaton abandonné? Mais j'en veux pas moi! Mais quand l'auteuse à décider que je n'ai rien à dire... HPDM

What? No! I can’t be a Gryffindor, I’m not brave, I’m not strong, I’m not even very good at looking after my toad.

Life is more than the sum of your experiences. It is the few experiences that lead to life decisions, that lead to a reshuffling of one's priorities that matter. Some of the experiences that ultimately led to Lucius Malfoy's life decisions. Complete.

Et toi, t'as répondu à mon baiser pourquoi? Par esprit d'accord avec les principes millénaires de ta famille, peut-être?" Amour et haine. Désir et trahison. Peur et regrets. Et une neige d'une blancheur immaculée qui recouvre le tout. OS.DM/HG

He hurt he and must live with it. But does he even feel remorse? Does it bother him? Sort of companion piece to "Are you kidding me! A slave?"