Ever heard of Ashe? He's the best! He's on YouTube and his voice is lovely! Everyone! Now! Look him up now! Especially his Marshall Lee cover of "I'm Just Your Problem"!

And I forgot. Lucius, meet Lavi, my inspiration for you.

Lucius: Hi.

Lavi: I feel like I'm looking into a mirror.

Lucius: So you'll agree when I say we're both devilishly handsome.

Lavi: That I agree.

Oi, don't go steal my man, Lucius! Lucifer, control your brother!

Lucifer: But, Mistress, you said I had to hang out with Allen all day.

... That I did, that I did. Take the redheads with you. And didn't I tell you to drop the 'Mistress' crap?

Lucifer: No.

Well now I am.

Lavi: Holy-, am I seeing double negative? It's like looking at Allen next to a Gehenna mirror.

Are you calling my baby boy a demon, even though it's true!? *growls* Pierrot to the crown... Fool of the Devil's court...

Lu&Lu: You should run.

Lavi: Why?

JESTER REAPER, ACTIVATE!

Lu&Lu: That's why!

Lavi: *runs for his life*

Get back here, rabbit! He's only half demon and they're part highangel!

Allen: Should we stop her?

Lucifer: No, this is pretty amusing!

Back to the Order/ Scary Storytime

*Lavi POV*

The festival was fun. We bobbed for apples, danced with the crowd, and Kutoka plays a song on the violin, which is kind of rare. As the sun sets in the distance, turning the sky a sunburst orange that faded to a hot pink, then a deep purple and the rest of the sky was a dark night blue, we walked back to the Order. Senri sat on Kutoka's shoulder and Allen napped away in her arms, and Kanda walked behind her, his ears twitching at every sound. Birds chirped in the trees above and little rodents ran through bushes, making them rustle. I looked around with every rustle.

"What's wrong, Lavi? Afraid that Der Großmann is coming for you?"

The cats looked at her with confusion, then she chuckled. "It's an old legend Zelda would tell me to get me to come inside before dusk. It translates to 'The Tall Man' and it goes way back for centuries. I believe the English word for it would be Slenderman."

"I'm not afraid of Slenderman! He's not even real."

Kutoka raised an eyebrow and smirked. "Well why couldn't he be? Akuma are real, youkai are real, Innocence is real. He could be any variation of those three or he's his own being."

"Are you trying to psyche me out or something? Because it isn't funny."

"No, but can we tell scary stories as we walk through a spooky forest at night?"

"I don't see why not. Can the cats tell some stories?"

"How? It's not like I can connect our minds with telepathy yet!"

"Could you do that!?"

"I'm still learning, baka usagi! But I relay. So who wants to go first?"

"I will, I guess."

"Yay, know any good ones?"

Another short one, I know, but this is a good reason. In the reviews, I want you guys to tell me what scary story/creepypasta you want to hear and depending how long it is, they'll be the next five chapters. How's that? Top Five Requested?

Kanda: Really scary stories?

Shut up, or I'll set Kuchisake Onna on you.

Kanda: Why her?!

Because she's cool. Japanese urban legend version of Jeff the Killer.

Allen: Who's that?

I should have gave you a laptop for Christmas, not a CD player. Speaking of which, I got you a new single. Alexander Rybak ft. Opptur - "FELA IGJEN". Hope you like.

Allen: I can't understand it.

Fine, come by the house and I'll show the video. I think it's funny, but if it really happened to him, poor Alexander.