Omake 11 You Ain't Here To Party

*btw for the most part this is total crack and you can blame my trolling iPod i highly suggest listening to Dirrty by Christina Aguilera while reading this"

Hokuto, her brothers, her brothers' partners, Kurogane, and Fay had decided to hit a club just to unwind a bit. Most of the night was spent with a bunch of girls staring at some of the boys; namely Fay (who would flirt back), Fuuma, and Seishirou. The third time this happened, Hokuto made a comment. "HE IS ENGAGED YOU KNOW!"

"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize his fiancée was here, I thought maybe he was divorced since you're all the way over there."

"I'm not his fiancé, my brother is."

"HOKUTO!"

This caused a bunch of comments to be thrown as it sunk in that since Hokuto was the only girl, these pretty boys were in fact gay. "Well my daddy owns this place and he doesn't like fags so you can all get out, everyone knows fags can't dance."

"YOU THINK SO? WE'LL HAVE A DANCE OFF RIGHT NOW! FAY, FUUMA, AND SEI-CHAN LETS GO!" Fay and Fuuma gladly stood up.

"I am not dancing, Hokuto."

"YOU WILL DANCE AND DEFEND YOUR HOMOSEXUALITY AND YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH MY BROTHER OR ELSE!" The younger girl challenged.

"Or else what."

Hokuto grabbed her wand out and waved it in his face. "I'll make sure you can never see Subaru again."

Sighing in defeat, he followed Hokuto, Fay, and his brother to the dance floor. Leaving Kamui, Subaru, and Kurogane staring wide eyed.

Hokuto huddled with 3 partners (all of them having to bend down to hear her whispers) to explain the game plan.

"LADIES MOVE, GENTLEMAN MOVE."

The whole club's eyes were on these three boys and one girl that moved to music. Subaru and Kamui watched in horror as their older sister led the dance in her top and jeans, quite different then her usual robes. Fay spun her around a few times before spinning her over to Seishirou; he tossed her over to Fuuma before she landed gracefully on her feet. Fay moved in a way that seemed to be like an ancient Egyptian belly dance. That left the two brothers moving together (although no one knew they were brothers except their group of course).

Fuuma took off his glasses and pocketed them before pulling his brother closer. Subaru (despite his wide eyes) snickered when he saw Seishirou raise his fist before being released.

"Show 'em what you're made of, my flaming homosexuals!" Kurogane's face was in his arms at the table, Subaru was peeking through his hands, and Kamui was left staring in horror as all three boys pulled their shirts off and tossed them leaving them in their undershirts exposing their muscles just a bit more.

As the song reached its climax, one by one they started to approach their partners. Fay tugged on Kurogane's arm.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU IDIOT!"

"Following the queen's orders, showing these people what us flaming homosexuals are made of." Just like at the ball, Fay lead them into a dance to which after a while Kurogane caved to. Until Fay decided to kiss him on the dance floor. He turned red but didn't force Fay off remembering the comments.

When Seishirou offered Subaru his hand, Subaru took it, despite blushing furiously. Resisting the urge to pull his hat Hokuto had made him wear over his face, he let his fiancé lead him into the final stage of the dance. "Just pretend it's you and me Subaru, just like you did at the ball."

Attempting and somewhat succeeding to will his nervousness away, he took his hat off and flung much like his fiancé and the other two had tossed their shirts. Somehow people were memorized by their dance. The two of them seemed to read each other's movements perfectly. It was exactly like their dance at the ball, just a bit faster and they weren't constricted by dress robes, they were in Muggle wear.

What was different was that when he was lifted into the air, instead of begin spun around, he was tossed high in the air. When he was caught, he was being held either princess or bridal style. He wrapped his arms around his fiancé's neck as the older male captured his lips.

With relative ease, Fuuma dragged a shocked Kamui over the dance floor. "S-STUPID, YOU WOULDN'T DARE, FUUMA!"

Grabbing Kamui firmly by his hands, he swung his boyfriend in between his legs before swinging Kamui back up. "Yo-You're not wearing your glasses."

"Would you like me to?"

"N-no. you look better like this…" No more words were said, just a muffed MMHPH as their lips connected.

"Well then, I think they proved they can dance, and look, some of the club goers are paying them!" Hokuto paused. "FIVE PERCENT TO THE QUEEN!"

The boys had gathered their shirts and in Subaru's case hat and were starting to leave. "You should all come back and put on another show!"

"Hyuu~ I'd love to!"

"No he wouldn't." Kurogane hit Fay upside his head before dragging him out.

Fuuma had put his glasses back on. "I know you! You're the beater for the Hufflepuff Quidditch team, number seven, Fuuma Monou. I didn't know you were gay." Fuuma shrugged.

"Can't say I am, I just love Kamui that's all."

"STOP SAYING EMBARRASSING THINGS IN PUBLIC, OR WHEN WE GO BACK TO SCHOOL I'M GOING TO HIT YOU IN BETWEEN THE LEGS WITH YOUR OWN BAT!"

"And you!" The girl turned to Subaru. "You're the poor thing that was tortured by the horrible Fei Wang Reed!"

Subaru tensed and the arm around his waist tightened. "Yes, and I'm the one that nearly killed him, TWICE, so if you want to stay healthy, change the subject."

"THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS GAYS CAN DANCE AND HAVE A RAPID FANGIRL BASE!"

Everyone walked out into the night, all heading for their own destination.