Snippet 5: Teasing

(Between X-Men and Blade 2)

Lex was currently meditating with her fourth wife while Sunset was on assignment and Robin was showing more lore videos to their guests and daughters. The woman wore a khaki trench coat with a fishnet shirt that somehow hid her breasts and an orange skirt, she had purple hair that was tied in a ponytail that reminded some of her wives of a pineapple along with having brown pupil less eyes. This was Anko Skyguard, Lex's fourth and currently final wife. Anko slowly opened her eyes and looked at her wife. "Feeling better, Lex?"

Lex slowly opened her eyes and smiled softly at Anko. "Yeah, thanks Anko."

"So any updates on the 'canon' timeline for my world?"

Lex winced but knew she had to tell her the truth or she'd be dealing with some serious blue balls for the next month or two. "W-Well, just don't kick my ass for this but…"

Anko narrowed her eyes dangerously as even though she had 'retired' from her ninja career, she still kept her skills sharp. "What happened to me, Lexious?"

"Y-You got…." Lex nervously gulped. "F-F-Fat due to p-peacetime."

"Anything else, babe?" The tone of Anko's voice sent warning signals to the kitsune. "Did Naruto turn out alright?"

"H-He became a shitty father because he didn't use clones to handle the paperwork so that he could b-be there for his kids, mainly his son." Despite how nervous she was, she still hated that Naruto had gotten dumber in the canon timeline.

"Well, what about my own timeline? Does he become a good father?" Lex nodded furiously. "How many kids?"

"U-Umm, f-five last I checked. One from Hinata, twins from Haku, and two from Tayuya. Y-Yes, he knows that if he isn't a good father, his wives and big sisters will k-kick his ass."

Anko smiled and nodded. "Good, now I think you deserve a reward for being a good girl."

Lex's eyes widened as her pupils shrank in fear, she quickly stood up and slowly backed up towards the door. "Y-You don't have to reward me, Anko, really."

"Oh come here, Lexie. Mama Anko's hungry for some fluffy loving~"

Lex opened the door and bolted through the house to escape her horny wife. "Fucking nope!"

Anko grinned evilly. "I love it when she gives me a good chase before sex."

Robin had just finished showing the group some lore and was speaking to Kali when they heard Lex shouting. Robin sighed. "Not again, Lex." Kali looked at her with a raised brow. "She's running from Anko, Cinder's birth mother."

Kali smirked. "Let me guess, she's been having a dry spell lately."

"Like you wouldn't believe. I'm honestly surprised it took her this long to give in, the last time this happened….oh dear." Robin giggled. "It makes that 'Ninjas of Love' series look incredibly tame by comparison."

That comment made the book loving trio blush heavily while Cinder facepalmed. "I really didn't need to hear that, Mom."

Blake looked at her girlfriend and Cinder. "I just realized something, is Emerald your daughter, Robin?"

Robin smirked and nodded. "And before you ask, yes, they're fraternal twins thanks to the ritual. Don't ask why her skin tone is different from my own, though."

Blake shrugged. "I'll just chalk it up to what Ruby calls 'Anime Logic' where it somehow makes sense."

Emerald grinned and pulled her girlfriends into a hug. "Well, does that make me a har-" She yelped when Cinder pulled on her human ear.

"Finish that sentence and I'll force you to listen to the Twilight series." Cinder glared at her little sister. "Unabridged."

Emerald squeaked. "I-I'll be good." She hid behind Ilia before purring softly as Blake gently petted her head.

Cinder nodded before heading towards the private hot springs with her girlfriend. "Good, now I need some private time with my mate."

Robin smirked. "Should I be expecting grandchildren soon?~"

Cinder faltered but tried to save face. "M-Moooom! We haven't gone that far yet!"

Ruby blushed and thought to Cinder. "Not for lack of trying, I swear every time I wanna go to the big step in our relationship someone fucking interrupts."

Cinder just led Ruby away while whispering to her. "Hopefully we'll have time to ourselves after the tournament, Ruby."

"We better, I can only take so much teasing from you." Ruby snuck a quick feel of Cinder's breast. "Mine~"

Cinder rolled her eyes and kissed Ruby lovingly before they went into the private hot springs. "Mine~"