A/N: Wanted to do something short for Halloween, sorry it's a little late!

The Guild's Kitty

The guild was throwing its annual Halloween party and just like every other year, Laxus sat at his team's corner table sipping away at a mug of beer while he watched the other guild members indulge in sweets, booze, and playful brawls. Bickslow sat beside him nursing his own glass of ale, scanning the crowd for scantily clad women. The guild's women never disappointed when it came to Halloween costumes; every year it was like a 'who wore the sluttiest costume' with them. Short skirts, tight leather pants, revealing tops, dramatic makeup, the girls went all out.

His attention was drawn to Mira, who wore a tight red bodysuit and red devil horns in her hair, as she made her rounds to the tables scattered about the guild hall. Steel blue eyes followed until she reached perhaps the loudest group of mages in the guild. Team Natsu, Team Shadow Gear, Gajeel, Pantherlily, Wendy, Charle, and Juvia were all gathered around Team Natsu's usual table. They were all in varying stages of drunkenness: Wendy was nodding off in her seat, Levy was bursting with laughter, Erza was being violent and demanding, and Gray and Gajeel—who were known for their brooding—each had an arm thrown over the other's shoulders as they swayed side to side singing one of Gajeel's songs. He should really describe it as screeching. His eyes continued to pass over the group before a whistle from Bickslow drew his attention.

"I sure wish I was in Nastu's place right now," he said, nodding his head in the fire dragon slayer's direction. Laxus drew his gaze to where Bickslow directed and nearly gushed beer through his nose at the sight. "He is so not appreciating the position he's in," Bickslow added.

There on the floor beside the table, Natsu was on his back, his face twisted into an expression of pain. Delicate fingers brushed underneath his chin as a head of blonde hair buried itself into his shoulder. Atop the blonde's hair sat a pair of black cat ears. When the blonde shifted on top of Natsu, Laxus got a clear view of the woman's black, long-sleeved latex bodysuit with a deep v-neck in the front, showing off the best pair of tits his eyes had ever seen. Laxus licked his lips as his gaze shifted down to pale, rounded cheeks that led to thighs that he would love to have wrapped around him. The rest of her creamy legs were covered by black thigh-high heeled boots.

"C'mon Natsu," the girl whined. "Make me purr like a kitty."

"Oh fuck," Bickslow choked out beside him.

Laxus couldn't breathe. Who was this blonde vixen and what had she done to Lucy Heartfilia? He had heard stories of what Lucy got like when she was drunk, but he heard she was affectionate—no one told him she turned into a wanton seductress.

"Luce, I don't want to make you purr like a kitty." The pink haired slayer captured Lucy's wrists in his hand and gently pried her off his body. "Happy, help me!"

The blue cat only giggled, his paws to his mouth, "She liiikkeeesss youuuu!"

"What are the chances I can get Lucy over here?" Bickslow leaned forward in his chair, his tongue hanging out of his mouth.

Laxus only grunted in response. He was trying very hard not to stride over there and rip the blonde from Natsu and take her right there in front of everyone. He shifted uncomfortably in his seat, the leather pants he chose to wear as part of a pirate costume not helping his tight situation. He only had half a mind to realize that he and Bickslow were into the same chick and he'd be damned if he lost the celestial goddess to his teammate.

"Who knows." Laxus clicked his tongue. "I'll try first."

Before Bickslow could even protest, Laxus was shouting, "Oi, Lucy! Come here!"

The blonde's head popped up and turned to face Laxus, her red painted lips in a pout. Her teammates around her hardly paid any mind to Laxus shouting at her from across the guild. Natsu took Lucy's sudden distraction as an opportunity to escape, running towards the still singing comrades Gajeel and Gray before tackling them both into the ground and starting a brawl that others soon joined in, including Erza.

Noticing all her friends' distraction, Lucy began crawling towards him. Crawling. She made even that look hot as her hips shifted with every movement and her breasts swung under her. As she got closer, Laxus noticed the black whip attached to her hip and his insides burned. He even forgot Bickslow was still beside him as he watched the blonde draw near their table. Lucy stopped right in front of him and gave him a sexy smile before she moved up into a kneeling position and pulled herself close to Laxus' open legs. He gulped as she pulled herself up so her head rested on his knee and she gripped his leg with one hand while the other moved up to rub his thigh.

"You called, Laxus?" Lucy practically purred his name, tilting her head to the side. She wore her hair down, the golden tresses falling gracefully down her back.

"Uh—" Laxus cleared his throat. "I did. Heard you asking Natsu for something he didn't want to give you." His hand twitched by his side. He so badly wanted to grab her by the hair and pull her up to smash his lips against hers.

"He didn't wanna make me purr." She pouted, tracing her pointer finger on his pants. "Will you make me purr Laxus? Will you pet the guild's new kitty?" She looked up at him with seemingly innocent big brown eyes, her pout still in full effect. Laxus nearly bit his lip as a groan attempted to escape from his throat. He could feel Bickslow moving closer to him.

"That's what I called you over for princess," Laxus smirked. "I'll make you purr."

Lucy let out an excited gasp and before Laxus could even blink, she was in his lap, nuzzling her face into the shoulder of his fur coat. Lucy let out a contented sound as she grabbed one of Laxus' hands and brought it to her face.

"Just scratch right here where it tickles." She guided his fingers to the skin under her chin. He did as she asked and smirked when she actually did start to let out little purring sounds. He threw a cocky grin in Bickslow's direction, who was half staring at the blonde in Laxus' lap and half glaring at his so-called friend and wingman.

"Hey Lucy, I can make you purr too," Bickslow said, his tongue wagging, and Laxus very nearly sent a shock his way.

Lucy's head left Laxus' shoulder and she looked excitedly at Bickslow before frowning. "Bixy, you're not as cuddly as Laxus is with all that armor you've got on."

Bickslow gaped at her before he turned to face Laxus, who was trying his best to hide his amusement by pursing his lips and failing miserably. "Alright, I give up. She's all yours boss." And with that Bickslow left their team's table and sauntered over to the bar where Cana greeted him with a flirtatious smile and a bottle of wine. Satisfied, Laxus turned his full attention to the gorgeous blonde in his lap.

"So, Lucy," Laxus grasped her chin and tilted her head up. "Do all kitties carry whips on their hips?" His other hand slowly glided down her back to grab her waist and pull her closer.

Lucy bit her painted lips before they formed into a salacious smile, "Only the bad ones."

Laxus was glad they were in an isolated corner of the guild because he might have been attacked on sight when he brought his head down to Lucy's and met her lips in a searing kiss. Her soft lips were sweet and warm as they moved under his. He moved his hand to cup her face while one of her hands moved down his bare chest left exposed by the undone buttons of his white pirate top. Her other hand reached over his broad shoulder to tangle in his hair. Lucy pulled away quickly only to give his lips a teasing lick with the tip of her tongue. He readily opened his to mouth to her, her tongue both curious and teasing. He let her explore, his hand moving from her cheek to the back of her neck to move her head with his. Their hot breaths mingled as their tongues rubbed against each other and he could taste the alcohol she consumed throughout the night mixed with something that was uniquely Lucy.

When they finally pulled apart, both panting, Lucy shifted in his lap so she was straddling his legs. Both of her hands moved to grasp the collar of Laxus's shirt and she looked up at him with dilated chocolate eyes and rosy cheeks. Surprisingly, the red on her lips wasn't smudged at all and Laxus wondered what kind of lipstick she wore, glad that he didn't have an embarrassing amount of makeup smeared around his mouth.

"Laxus, I think there's another kitty I want you to pet," she whispered as she moved to kiss along his jaw. He gripped her hips, fingers brushing her bare skin.

"And where is this kitty, sweetheart?" Laxus asked as Lucy's hot mouth moved to nibble his earlobe before she sucked it between her lips. Laxus groaned softly, pulling her hips towards his.

Lucy pulled back, grinning seductively. "Right…" she grabbed one of his large hands in her small one and moved it from her hip to her belly and dragged it down until his rough palm was at the apex of her thighs, "here."

Growling, Laxus pulled her smirking lips to his and kissed her with bruising force. Their lips parted and met in a heated rush and when Lucy's lips parted in a moan, Laxus pushed his tongue into her mouth and dominated her. He captured her tongue in his lips and sucked, causing her to mewl and dig her nails into his chest. Laxus didn't care that they were in the guild hall anymore and that anyone could be watching their little tryst. All he could see, all he could feel, was Lucy Heartfilia and her wicked little tongue as it prodded his. Their lips parted, a string of saliva connecting their lips.

"Wow, that was hot," a voice sounded from behind Lucy.

Laxus and Lucy whipped their heads towards the sound to find Cana and Bickslow sitting across the table from them, Cana with a lecherous grin and Bickslow cackling with his tongue hanging out. As soon as Laxus felt Lucy pushing against his chest in an attempt to get away, he shot a small spark towards the voyeurs before standing with Lucy in his arms.

"Lax—"

"It's alright princess, we'll take this to my office," Laxus assured her as he prompted her to wrap her legs around his waist while she wrapped her arms around his neck.

"A-actually, I was going to ask if we could take this home," Lucy blushed and bit her lip, looking up at Laxus through her thick lashes.

Laxus leaned forward and captured her bottom lip with his teeth, nibbling it and then soothing it with his tongue. "Mine or yours?"

Lucy panted, "Yours."

"Hold on tight princess," was the only warning Laxus gave before he used his lightning to transport them out of the guild and to his house on the outskirts of Magnolia.

A/N: Okay so I kinda want to give this a part two. Let me know if that's something you all would like to see :)