Here's some minor smutty goodness. Thank ThornsandRoses12 for this amazingly hilarious request.
Interruptions
"You're so beautiful, baby."
Lucy moans as Laxus' lips glide down her half naked torso. He had pulled down the neckline of her top low enough to tuck under her bra so he could suckle on her pale skin. Her fingers tangle in his hair and pull as he captures her erect nipple through her bra and gently bites. His large hands caress her trembling thighs between his legs. He slides them down to her knees to wrap her legs around his waist as he readjusts himself between her legs. With the hand not tangled in his hair, Lucy traces her fingertips to the top button of his shirt and as each button is pushed from their hole, Laxus' expansive chest and ripped abdomen are revealed. Laxus hooks a finger through the front of Lucy's bra and pulls until it snaps.
"I thought I told you to stop doing that." Lucy pulls on his hair hard enough to make him wince.
"I'll buy you more," Laxus replies as he tears through her tank top.
"You're going to buy me new shirts too," Lucy grumbles as she lifts her upper body high enough for Laxus to remove her torn clothes.
Laxus grasps her chin in one hand and leans down until their noses touch. "You know I'll give you anything you want. You just have to ask."
Lucy lowers her lashes and brushes her lips over his. She trails her dainty hands over his shoulders to slide his unbuttoned shirt down his arms. "Right now I want you to fuck me hard." She licks his lips. "Throw my legs over your shoulders and take me like the dragon you are."
Laxus growls and it sends a delicious sliver of sparks straight to her core. He grasps her hips to drive them into his own and presses his lips to hers in a rough kiss. Lucy moans into his mouth as she grinds herself onto his bulging erection, the friction of their clothed bottoms driving her mad. Laxus pries her lips open with his tongue to meet hers in a hot frenzy. Lucy captures his tongue between hers and the roof of her mouth, sucking him in like she often does with another appendage of his. He palms her ass cheeks and brings her lower half impossibly closer to his raging hard on. Lucy's lips leave his as her head falls back in a breathless moan. Laxus moves forward to suck on the column of her throat as he thrusts his groin into Lucy's heated center.
In a rush, Lucy drags her palms down Laxus' heated skin until she reaches his belt. She unbuckles it and pulls the strap through the loops of his pants, tossing it aside once it's free. She palms Laxus' throbbing member through his pants, releasing a groan from the man. She rubs him through the material as Laxus captures her lips in another heated kiss, his hands wandering up and down her body, pulling at the waistbands of her skirt and panties each time his fingers passed over them. Lucy unzips his pants and a thrill shoots through her and gathers in the burning pool of anticipation gathering in her belly when she realizes Laxus went commando. Just as his cock springs free from its confines, Lucy hears and feels the tearing of her bottoms. She nips at Laxus' lips as she pulls away to glare at him.
"You know I can't take you seriously when you look like a sexy little vixen panting under me." Laxus smirks as he pulls her torn clothes from her body and tosses them aside.
"Asshole. Take off your fucking pants," Lucy replies as she releases his waist from her thighs' vice like grip.
"You love me," he quips as he gives her a quick kiss before standing from the bed to pull his pants down.
Lucy turns to face him and holds her head up with her hand as she watches as Laxus slides down the material excruciatingly slow. Just as the waistband of his pants goes over and down his taut ass, something crashes through the window behind Lucy.
She shrieks and reaches for a blanket to cover herself with, toppling over the side of her bed in the process and landing hard on the floor.
"Hey Luce!"
"Lusshhyyy, do you have some fish?"
Completely ignoring the mostly naked couple, Natsu and Happy march into her kitchen, going on about what kind of food she has for them that day. Lucy watches as Laxus' nostrils flare and he sparks dangerously, his pants once again buttoned and covering his glory from her sight.
"Laxus…" Lucy calls from her tangled position on the floor.
"Oh shit, baby, are you okay?" In an instant Laxus is no longer sparking and he kneels on the floor beside Lucy, helping her out of the bedsheets that tangled around her legs in her haste.
"Oh hey Laxus! I had no idea you were here." Natsu casually strolls back from the kitchen, a bowl of chips in his hand. Happy flutters behind him, a juicy fish in his paws.
"Like hell!" Lucy shouts at him. She's standing now, Laxus wrapping her in her blankets like an overstuffed burrito. Anything to cover his girl from Flame Brain's and his stupid cat's sights. "You could have smelled that we were both here!"
"Sorry Luce. Your apartment always smells like the both of you, even when Laxus isn't here. I thought you were alone." Natsu shrugs and proceeds to plop down on Lucy's couch, kicking his feet up onto her coffee table and happily munching on chips.
"Lushy, why are you wearing so many blankets?" Happy calls from his seat beside Natsu.
Lucy's eye twitches as she glares at the two home invaders. Beside her, Laxus sighs and runs a hand through his messy hair. He glances down, "Well, they definitely killed my mood."
Lucy follows his gaze and despairs at his flaccid member, no longer straining through his pants. She still felt an ache herself but knew she couldn't do a thing about it with Natsu there.
"Fucking Natsu," she grumbles. "I guess I'll make dinner then."
"You might wanna shower first." Laxus looks at her with a shit eating grin.
"Shut up or you starve," Lucy huffs as she trudges to the bathroom for a very cold shower.
He slams her against his front door, his lips hungrily devouring hers. Lucy moans into his mouth, pressing her body against Laxus in an attempt to get closer to the hulking blond. She lifts her left leg to wrap around Laxus' hip and rubs against his leg unashamedly while one of his large hands wraps around the back of her neck, the other gripping her ass to guide her movement against him. Lucy's fingers dig into his shoulders.
"Mm…Laxus," Lucy throws her head back as his lips burn a trail of nips and kisses down her throat. "Let's go inside."
"I'll take you out here, I don't care," Laxus whispers across her collarbone. The deep and husky timbre of his voice sends a spark straight to her pussy. Lucy keens wantonly as Laxus grips her hips and slides her heated core over his muscled thigh. With each pull, Laxus' member rubs against her thigh and Lucy bites her lips as wicked images of what her man will do to her soon race through her mind. Her core clenches in anticipation. Having had enough, Lucy palms Laxus' dick through his jeans, immediately halting his movements. He hisses, the feeling of her delicate fingers moving deftly driving him insane with lust.
Lucy reaches up to grab his earlobe between her teeth and breathes into his ear, "I'm going to ride you so fucking hard." Laxus groans into her neck, thrusting his hips into her hand still on his cock. "But I want my dragon to beg for it first."
With a saucy smirk, Lucy moves away from Laxus and turns around, opening his door and walking right through it. She looks over her shoulder to see Laxus holding onto the sides of the door frame, his gaze intense, the large outline of his dick straining against his pants. His breath comes out in heavy pants. Lucy smiles and makes her way over to the sectional in the living room. She lays on her side facing the blond in the doorway and crooks a finger.
She rubs her thighs excitedly as Laxus slams the door behind him and strides over. She sits up and pulls him to her by his belt buckle. He lets her because he loves when she takes charge. She leans forward and presses her lips to his bulge. One of his large hands tangles in her hair as trails open mouthed kisses along the outline of his throbbing member. Her fingers trail up and under his shirt to scrape against the skin beneath his belly button, her nails running against the blond trail of hair that leads to the very thing she's pressing her mouth against.
"Lu-cy..." Laxus grits out, his hips twitching to feel more of her against him.
Her hands return to his belt and she undoes it, slowly, achingly slow. She tosses it aside and stands to slide his coat off his shoulders and begin unbuttoning his blue shirt. Her lips follow her fingers as she moves down to the last button. She kisses, licks, and nips her way back up to his chest where she gives him a long open mouthed kiss over his heart. Her palms trail up his abs and wrap around to feel the clenching muscles of his back before coming back to his chest. She slips the shirt over his shoulders and Laxus moves his arms down so the shirt falls off completely. Lucy stands back to admire his naked top half, smirking when she sees the red marks over his chest.
Laxus stares at her too. Her plump lips red and bruising over from their rough kissing, the pretty blush spread across her cheeks, her hair slightly tousled from his hands, her bountiful breasts heaving in excitement, and his favorite—her heady arousal filled the room and all of his senses. It was like warm honey and Laxus wanted to lick her all up.
"You're wearing too many clothes," Laxus comments just as he realizes that she indeed is completely clothed in her crop top, short skirt, and boots.
She bites her lip and smiles mischievously. "Finish undressing."
Laxus rolls his eyes but does as she says, kicking off his shoes and pants.
"Boxers too," Lucy whispers as her eyes sweep over his newly revealed skin.
He removes those too, and stands there with his dick standing proudly. "Well?"
She licks her lips and lets out an appreciative sigh. "You are one sexy man, Laxus Dreyar."
She walks up to him shyly and traces a finger over the tattoo on his chest. She ignores his member poking her belly as she looks up at him and smiles sweetly. "Sit, and watch the show."
Laxus quirks an eyebrow at this but smirks as he obeys his blonde vixen. He sits on the couch, his legs spread, cock twitching in excitement. He watches Lucy sway her hips seductively, running her hands up her body, over her breasts, to tangle in her golden tresses. All while wearing an alluring smile. Her delicate fingers move to remove her crop top, her breasts bouncing when released. Laxus groans in appreciation at the lack of a bra. Lucy winks and tosses the shirt at Laxus. He catches it and drops it to the floor, never taking his eyes off his beautiful goddess. She rubs her fingers over her breasts, moaning softly when she plays with her nipples. Laxus licks his lips and grips the the back of the couch to keep from pouncing on his girl. Her hands trail back down her body, her hips moving sensually. Her fingers slip under her skirt to rub her wet slit through her panties. Lucy shivers at the sensation, so caught up in her seduction that she doesn't notice Laxus' alarming expression.
"Fuck!" Suddenly Laxus is next to her, wrapping her in his coat.
"Laxus! Wh—"
And then the front door slams open, the Raijinshu marching in.
"Laxus-sama!" Freed shrieks before collapsing.
Bickslow doubles over in laughter, pointing at Laxus' naked figure and the pale, unconscious form on the floor. Evergreen hides behind her fan, her cheeks flushing furiously.
"What the fuck are you doing here!?" Laxus roars as he searches for his boxers.
Lucy hasn't moved, her cheeks burning brightly as she clutches Laxus' coat to her half naked body. She stares at the trio with wide eyes.
"A little birdy told me there'd be a show," Bickslow cackles, his tongue hanging from his mouth. "But looks like it's over."
"Show's over! Show's over!" Bickslow's babies chanted.
"What the fuck. And you, Evergreen?" Laxus asks as he guides a red-faced Lucy to sit on the couch.
"Bickslow told us that you wanted us over to brief about a mission!"
Laxus fixes a glare at Bickslow.
"You have three seconds to get out of here before I shock you. Drag Freed with you."
That got Bickslow and his babies dragging themselves and Freed out of the house before the three seconds were up. Laxus turns to Evergreen.
"Sorry!" Evergreen shrieks as she all but runs out the door.
"I'm so sorry, Lucy. I really thought we'd have privacy here." Laxus scratches the back of his neck. "We usually do, I don't know what the fuck is going on." He plops himself next to her on the couch and lays his head over the back of the couch.
Lucy turns to him, her eyes burning. "I do. I know what's going on." She gets up and throws off Laxus' coat, passing it to him. She searches the floor for her shirt. "Get dressed, we're going to the guild."
"But the guild closes in an hour," Laxus replies.
"Yes, but those assholes will still be there," Lucy says. She finds her shirt and slips it on before passing Laxus his shirt and pants. "We're going to find out which of those fuckers is behind this."
Laxus knows Lucy only curses when she's really pissed and to avoid her wrath, he does exactly as she says.
"Alright, which one of you assholes is behind this?" Lucy shouts as soon as she walks through the guild doors. Laxus strides in behind her, her loyal dragon ready to shock the culprit.
Everyone is silent. Everyone wonders who would ever incur the wrath of Scary Lucy.
"What are you talking about, Lucy sweetie?" Mira calls from the bar.
"Don't act clueless, Mira," Lucy scoffs, waving a hand frustratedly as she crosses the guild to the bar. "You always know what's going on in the guild."
"I'm sorry, Lucy. I really don't know what you're talking about," Mira frowns.
"I want to know who the fuck is behind the fact that I have not gotten laid this week!" Lucy shouts.
The guild erupts in shouts and murmurs. Snickers and giggles can also be heard.
Mira gasps, but then her gaze lands on a card mage trying to hide behind a wine barrel. "Cana!"
The brunette jumps in her bar stool and smiles shakily. "Yeah, Mira?"
"Do you know what Lucy's talking about?" Mira and Lucy both now stand beside Cana, their arms crossed under their breasts, terrifying expressions on their faces.
"Uhhh…" Cana twiddles with her fingers.
"Spit it out," Lucy glares.
"Yes Cana, please enlighten me on why my favorite couple has not been making precious babies this week," Mira adds.
"Well you see, funny story actually," Cana laughs nervously. "We wanted to see how long it would take to make Laxus snap if he didn't have sex. So there was a bet…and…no one expected it to be Lucy who snapped."
Lucy could feel the steam coming out of her ears as she glared at one of her closest friends. She wanted to pummel her, but one look at Laxus and the anger fled her body and was replaced by heavy, unsatiated lust. He must have sensed it because he meets her gaze and it's like electricity runs through her veins.
"Cana, I'll kill you tomorrow." Lucy turns around to face Laxus, missing Cana's frantic nodding. "Right now, I need to go fuck my man."
Laxus smirks and opens his arms just in time to catch his girl. Lucy wraps her legs around his waist and presses her lips roughly against his, moaning into the kiss. Laxus grabs her ass and rubs her over his rising bulge.
"Oi oi oi, no one wants to see the two of you have sex in the middle of the guild."
"Hey, shut up! It's a free show!"
"Make me super cute Lalu babies!"
"Thank gods Erza isn't here to see this. She'd have castrated Laxus already."
"They loooovvveeeee each other!"
"Alright, who wants to bet they'll have sex in the guild in the next ten minutes?"
A/N: Just wanted to update you all on a new posting schedule-I don't have one. Work has been super crazy with projects and deadlines and my final school semester started, so I've been tired 24/7. I'll still be updating, just don't know how often. I do want to work on a multi-chapter Lalu though so I'll update on that when I have something.
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