Ok...A LOT OF SEXUAL STUFF IN THIS! JUST A HEADS UP! If you are under 13 I suggest not reading this chapter! This may not be age appropriate! Sorry. Ok so let's see how Mordo and Mags' date goes!
Mordecai looked around, he was on a beach wearing red swim trunks. "Hello?!" He called.
"Mordecai.." A voice called.
His eyes widened, there was Margaret with Rosie, staring at the ocean. He raced over there, "Margaret! It's me!" He raced to them.
Rosie looked up then turned to the ocean, "Hi Mordy"
Margaret smiled, "Mordecai!" She was wearing a purple bikini that fit every curve on her body.
He was practically drooling, "Whoa. Nice suit"
She giggled, "Thanks. Now come here" She tugged his hand, "Follow me"
They reached a bathroom, he was sat down on the toilet, "You'll like this don't worry" She assured him, pulling down her bottom part.
Mordecai watched her please herself. "Whoa" He whispered again.
She let out a small gasp, then giggled, pulling out her fingers, "Open" She told him.
He obeyed, she shoved her fingers into his mouth. His eyes went wide as he took in the fingers. They tasted like bacon, he raised an eyebrow, gently taking out her fingers, "Your fingers taste like bacon"
Margaret smiled, cramming them back into his mouth and going for his swim trunks, Mordecai looked to see her staring at himself. He suddenly moaned, sucking on the fingers, trying to ease his moaning.
Margaret lifted her head, "Mordecai. Wake up"
"Huh?"
Mordecai sat up, looking around. He looked down and back up, "I made a mess" He whimpered. Slowly getting out of bed, he gathered his sheets up only to realize his pajama bottoms, and boxers were soaked.
Eileen opened his door, "I made bacon"
He nodded, "Ok. I'm just gonna do some laundry"
The mole nodded then smiled, "I'll save you the biggest piece then"
Mordecai managed to make his sheets small enough so nobody could see his reason for washing them. He walked into the bathroom, discarding his boxers.
"Mama" Margaret heard. She sat up, looking to see the sunlight beaming through her blinds, she looked to see her daughter, holding her bear, "I wanna sweep wit you"
The cardinal giggled, reaching over and plucking Rosie up, "You do?" She sat Rosie next to her.
Rosie laid down, putting her bear over her face, "Hi Mama"
Margaret giggled, "Where's Rosie? Where'd she go?" She dove her fingers into Rosie's armpit and tickled her, "I FOUND HER!"
The tiny bird squealed and shrieked, tossing and turning. "MAMA!"
Margaret lifted the bird and carried her into the kitchen, "Up and down. Ring around my Rosie" She giggled, holding her toddler daughter to her chest.
The tiny bird let out a laugh, "Mama! Silly!" She giggled as she was sat down in her highchair.
Margaret giggled, "No you're silly! You're my silly baby girl" She kissed Rosie's forehead making the baby laugh. "So silly! My little angel"
The door opened to see Eileen, "Hey! Margaret!" She greeted.
Margaret smiled, "Oh hi Eileen. What are you doing over here?"
The mole shrugged, "Well I could hear you and Rosie giggling from the hallway. I decided to drop by"
Rosie waved, "Mama and Mordy"
Eileen smiled, "That's right, Rosie. Mordecai has a huge crush on you" The mole looked up at Margaret.
Her beak parted, "He does?! Wow!"
The mole smiled, "So you excited for tonight?"
Margaret nodded, "A little nervous though. I mean, what if I screw up and he gets repulsed by it?"
Eileen smiled, "Don't worry! You'll do great. Mordecai's the one being nervous, he's already in the bathroom, trying to see what cologne would be great for tonight"
The cardinal giggled, "Aw. How sweet. I hope he doesn't mind seeing a kids movie because of Rosie" She ran her fingers through her daughter's hair.
Eileen butted in, "Well. Rigby and I could watch her. You and Mordecai could see a R rated movie"
Margaret smiled, heading over the fridge, "That's a nice offer. I think I'll take it" She smiled, "Want something to drink?" She pulled out apple juice.
The mole shook her head, "No, I'm fine. I'll see ya at eight" She headed out the door.
Margaret poured the juice into Rosie's sippy cup, "Look Rosie" She handed the cup to her, "Who are the princesses?"
Rosie proudly named them, "Cinderellie! Snowie! Sleepy! Jasmine! Belle! Arwiel!"
The cardinal smiled at her baby, Rosie slurped her cup, she went to the fridge to make some breakfast. Rosie took her cup out of her mouth, bashing it against her highchair, "La! La! La!" She sang.
Margaret giggled, cracking the eggs into the pan. "Hey Baby, this is our first real breakfast in the apartment"
Rosie clapped her hands, "Woo! Mama!"
*Knock* *Knock* *Knock*
Margaret walked over and answered, she smiled, "Hey Mordecai"
He smiled, "Hey…ya know how Rosie wanted me to watch all the Disney princess movies on Monday?"
She nodded, "Aw. Ya wanna watch some Disney?"
Mordecai shrugged, "Well I'm bored.." He smirked, "And I know your daughter won't let it go that I forgot one princess"
Rosie let out a squeal, recognizing the voice, "MORDY! MORDY!" She giggled, getting excited that her friend was there.
Margaret moved aside to let him walk towards her, "Hey Rose. Remember when I said we'd watch some Disney princesses? Ok. Well today's that day"
Rosie grinned, "Up!" She raised her wings.
Mordecai scooped her up in his wings, "Ok. So pick your first Disney movie"
The red bird ran, excitedly, to her movies, "Ooh! Dis!" She lifted a copy of Mulan.
He smiled, "Ok. Mulan…" He looked at the DVD, "Wanna join Margaret?"
She nodded, plopping herself down to watch.
Rosie knew all the songs by heart, it was cute watching her sing along.
When they finished the movie, Mordecai was completely confused, "Wait…so she was a dude and the dude fell for her?"
Margaret laughed, "You shouldn't mention that in front of her" She looked up at the clock, "One more Rosie. Then.." She gave Mordecai a smile.
Mordecai chuckled, "How does a movie and dinner sound?" He asked.
She shrugged, "Sure. Oh and I got Eileen to watch Rosie, so we'll have the night to ourselves"
The blue jay smiled, "Oh cool. I was thinking about seeing Carry Time"
Margaret paused then smiled, "Isn't that about that girl who is a time traveler?"
He nodded, "Yea. It looked pretty cool"
She smiled, "I'd like that"
Rosie had another Disney movie, "Wion King!" She held it up to him.
"No Sweetie. Princess movies. Mordecai's never seen Aladdin" Margaret corrected.
Mordecai nodded, "Plus I've already seen Lion King, and the second one. And the ½ half one"
Rosie placed the movie in his lap then ran back to the movie bin, "Mama!"
Margaret smiled, getting off the couch, "Yea Baby? What's wrong?"
The little bird seemed stressed, "No Arwiel Mama!"
"Honey. It's right here." She lifted the case for the movie, "Don't panic alright, you don't wanna stress your little heart" She forced a smile, poking Rosie jokingly in her chest.
Rosie giggled, "Hehe Mama!"
Mordecai raised an eyebrow to Margaret's statement. He shrugged it off, knowing he'd ask Margaret about it on their date.
Margaret sat on the couch, watching Rosie placed the movie in all by herself. They sat back down and watched the movie.
By the time they finished the movie, it was almost time for their date. Margaret sat up, lifting Rosie, "Well. Wanna get ready for our date?"
He nodded, "Yea. I'll meet you back here in five minutes"
Margaret smiled, "Ok" She headed back to Rosie's bedroom. She sat the toddler down and opened her dresser, "Ok. How about Nemo pajamas?"
Rosie nodded making Margaret giggle, "Ok" She lifted Rosie's old shirt off and then her pants, "Don't do that again Rosie" She warned.
Rosie smirked, knowing her mother hated what she always did. Margaret placed her wing into the sleeve, like Margaret had planned, Rosie shot her fist out, trying to punch Margaret. She giggled, moving out of the way, "Rosaline Mavis!" She warned.
Margaret changed Rosie then zipped up her footie pajamas, "My little princess. Aren't you cute" She lifted her up and sat her down on the couch, "Just watch TV while I get dressed.
Margaret opened her closet to see a strapless black dress with a red belt running through the middle, "Ooh. Perfect" She quickly changed.
Mordecai was racing around his apartment, "I can't find my tie! I can't find it!" He threw his clothes out, "The one time I do need it!" He looked under his bed to see his tie covered in peanut butter, "Aw sick! Man!" He threw his tie down.
Eileen noticed his stress, "What's a matter?"
He gulped, "My tie is covered in peanut butter! And my date's in…a minute"
The mole smiled, "She won't like you for your appearance, just go out there and make this date special"
Mordecai nodded, "I will…thanks Eileen" He heard the door open.
Rigby sighed at the sight of Margaret, even though his girlfriend liked having Mordecai have a girlfriend, Rigby was mad that he wouldn't be able to have bro-time, "Hey Margaret and Rachel" He waved.
"Rosie" She corrected, she sat Rosie down, the toddler waddled towards the raccoon.
Rigby looked disgusted by the toddler, she was slurping her sippy cup full of juice, with a little bit of drool running down from her mouth. Though he did have to admit with her adorable green eyes and Nemo pajamas she was pretty cute. "Uh…hi"
Rosie waved adjusting her bear that had been dragging on the ground, "Hi Wee-bee" She tried to sound out his name.
He seemed annoyed by her, "Hey" He looked away from her.
Eileen walked in with Mordecai following, "Aw there's the little cutie now!" Eileen cooed.
Rosie made a smile, "Hi!" She waved.
Margaret kneed down, "Her name's Eileen, can you say Eileen?"
The little red bird stuttered, "I-wean!" She giggled.
Eileen awed, "You're are just so adorable!"
Rigby muttered, "Hey I'm cute too!"
Mordecai got a look at Margaret, she looked absolutely stunning. He gulped, "H-hey Margaret. Ready to go?"
She nodded, "You look handsome"
He grinned, "Thanks. You look beautiful" He was starting to sweat.
Rosie lifted her head, "Mordy!"
The blue jay smiled, "Hey there, Rose. Mind if I take Mama out for a date?"
A giggle was replied, "Ok! Be her pwince!"
They shared a laugh, Margaret explained to Eileen, Rosie's habits and bedtime then gave Rosie a tiny kiss, "Behave Miss Rosaline Mavis" She giggled.
Mordecai smiled, as they headed out, "So where first?" Margaret asked.
The blue jay shrugged, "Carry Time then Il Costoso"
She giggled, "Sounds like fun"
Il Costoso:
"No! Oh my god that was funny!" Margaret commented.
Mordecai nodded, "My favorite part was when that girl kept getting the names wrong, aren't you George Lincoln?"
They shared a laugh, "Or when she shot that guy with a phone"
They giggled then headed to the restaurant.
Margaret and Mordecai were escorted by their waitress, a young woman by the name of Roxanna, she sat menus down and smiled, "I'll be right back" She winked at Mordecai.
Margaret smiled, "So…how's life?" She added a small giggle.
The blue jay shrugged, "It's alright. I'll be manager of The Coffee Shop soon so.." He chuckled, "Hey. Where'd you grow up?"
She looked down at her menu, "Twin Peaks, born and raised"
Mordecai nodded, "Cool.."
Margaret picked what she wanted to order and looked up, "Enough about me. The whole time we've known each other is when I've explained to you my past, but I wanna know your past" She smiled with a hint of mischief in her eyes.
The blue jay shrugged, "Nothing much to talk about" He smirked, "I was born here. About 30 years ago. And…life's been kinda taking it's advantages on me"
Margaret smiled, "Wow. Where did you go to school?"
He looked up, "Oh uh…I went to Community College then…they thought I had talent and sent me to Mildred Belcher's Art school."
Margaret looked surprised, "Whoa! Isn't that where all the talented artists go!? I didn't even know you drew!"
Mordecai shook his head, "It's really complicated, I…I dropped out" He admitted, "Well. More like I got kicked out"
Margaret looked at him, "Why? What happened?"
He lied, "My…my grades dropped. I couldn't keep up"
She bought his lie, "Aw. You poor thing. But I'm sure you're still a good artist"
Mordecai blushed, "I may be pretty good. But…what about you?"
The cardinal blushed, "Well. Ever since I was little, I've always wanted to be a nurse. I could go back in memories and remember all those times I've gotten a pretend nurse kit and played with it" She giggled, "But…I guess my parents had other plans for me"
Mordecai looked at her, "Why did you listen to them? Marrying Jack?" He asked.
Margaret shrugged, "My mother thought that it'd be best if I married Jack so she wouldn't have to keep track of me. I think of it as me marrying a babysitter"
The blue jay chuckled, "Hey, your mom could've hired me"
She started to giggle, "Heh. If she knew you, you would have been what? 22?"
He nodded, "That sounds about right" Mordecai stared into her beautiful brown eyes, sparkling in the romantic atmosphere. "Hey so…about Rosie…I noticed how you were talking about not stressing her out"
Margaret's eyes blinked, "Oh. Yea, Rosie was born with a weak heart" She admitted, "Jack and the others wouldn't stop smoking around my belly, so I think some of it effected her"
Mordecai looked horrified, "Jesus Christ! You put up with that?!"
The cardinal sighed, "It's really not that big of a deal. Rosie's healthy and alive. That's all that matters"
He looked at her, "Oh my god. I didn't mean to ask. I'm sorry" He admitted, looking upset.
Margaret smiled, "You're ok. It's just sad to think of how I put up with them" She sighed, "The only time they were kind of nice was when I was going to deliver"
Flashback:
Margaret sat in her bedroom, trying desperately to get rid of horrific smoke that filled her lungs, worst of all. The baby's lungs, "I'm sorry Jackson" She apologized to her unborn fetus.
A kick was replied, not just a kick but a horrible slam, "AH!" She whimpered, wrapping her wings around her belly, "JACK! JACK!" She cried, knowing she couldn't drive in this condition.
Jack stomped into the room, "What the hell do you…" He trailed off, "You pissed on the bed Margaret! What the fuck!?"
Margaret shook her head, "I'm going into labor! Help me!"
Jack's eyes widened, "Ok! Ok! I'll help!" He lifted her up, she screamed. "What the hell is it?!" He snapped.
"Jack! I'm delivering your son! The least you could do is take me to a hospital!" Margaret snarled.
Henry and Carlos walked into the room, "What's her problem?"
Jack glared, "She went into labor"
Carlos shrugged, "So? Just get Jason in here. He's a doctor"
Margaret shook her head, "No! No! I need pain killers! Please! I need pain killers!"
Jason opened the door, "Someone called me?"
Margaret shook her head again, "No! Jack please! It hurts!"
Jack shook his head, "I don't give a damn. The hospital costs way too much. Just lay down on the bed. Jason's a excellent doctor"
She let out a scream, "Jack! This is your son! You're putting him in danger!"
Henry glared, "And what?! You don't think Jason's a good doctor?"
"HE FAILED MEDICAL SCHOOL! OF COURSE I DON'T THINK HE'S A GOOD DOCTOR!" She screamed, "Oh god! Please! I need some morphine! Anything!"
Jack shook his head, "No! You'll suck it up! My son will not be birthed in a place where his mother is a quitter!"
Margaret had tears streaming down her face, "Please! He could die!"
Jason opened her legs, "Ok, now let's see" He jammed his hands up.
Margaret let out a scream, it hurt very badly. "Pull the son of a bitch out! That'll speed up the process" Carlos suggested.
Jason shrugged, "Let's just cut her open. That's even faster"
The cardinal shook and screamed, "No! You'll hurt my baby! Please! I'm begging you! Don't do this!"
Jack finally gave in, "Fine! Only because I don't want Jason to cut the baby open."
Margaret sighed, then looked at Mordecai, "Eileen told me about your little crush"
The blue jay blushed, "Heh. Well, who wouldn't have a crush on you?" His flirting got back on track, "Those beautiful eyes, stunning beak that you just wanna kiss"
Margaret's cheeks burned a bright red, "So are you gonna flirt all day?"
His eyes suddenly shrank, "Does she want the D? Smooth talk her a little more" "Well, how bout we skip dinner and go see how we feel"
Margaret stood up and leaned her hand towards him, "Ok"
She lured him towards the car, Mordecai opened the car door for her and circled the car to the drivers seat. As soon as he sat down, he stared at Margaret, "Did you…"
"What?" She asked, shooting him a seductive grin.
He spoke again, "Did you apply some lipstick?"
She nodded, "Yea," She crawled over the cup holder and sat in his lap, "Ya know I don't believe in the whole sex on the first date but you're different"
Mordecai moaned, knowing an extra muscle was growing awkwardly. "So are you"
She lowered her lips to his, moving her wings to his neck and hair. Mordecai's eyes opened, "I'm really about to have sex with her" He slipped her some tongue making her giggle and fight back.
Slowly his hands went to her hips, her grip tightened on his hair, his moaning got louder, "Take me home" She whispered. "My apartment!"
Mordecai's eyes widened, "What?"
She got out of her lap, "Sorry" She awkwardly straightened her dress, "It was in the moment." She blushed, "Could…could you just take me home"
He nodded, turning the key into the ignition, "Uh…Margaret. It's ok. We both did something."
She looked at him, "Yea. I know. You got hard"
His cheeks turned red, "Yea. I know but I mean, I don't wanna hurt our relationship. I need to know. Do you have feelings for me? Like…sexual"
Margaret sighed, "It's complicated," She confessed. "I've…oh god…"-*ring* *ring* She looked down, "Oh hold on" She answered the phone, "Hello?"
It was Eileen, "Oh my god! Margaret! Help us! Rosie was playing and running around and then she suddenly passed out! We're at the hospital!"
Margaret screamed, "What!? Rosie! What happened?!"
Mordecai was now alert, "What's wrong?!"
Eileen was crying, "I don't know! We were running around and playing then she fell over! Rigby called 911!"
Margaret nodded, "I'll be right there!" She turned, "Mordecai! We need to get to the hospital! Rosie fell over!"
See I told you! But WHAT HAPPENED TO ROSIE!? IS SHE OK?! What happened? Was it her heart? Is she allergic to something? What's wrong?! Jack didn't make a appearence but a flashback did! Poor Margaret! But what happened to Rosie?!
-Ryan's out!