Rhaspidy,

Having fun without me? I've gotten TWO angry letters from former members of the Unseen Path, one Horde and one Alliance. Apparently you and Cam went tearing through Stormsong Valley, stopped at Warfang Hold and took off after saying some uncomplimentary things about the current Warchief of the Horde? This wouldn't have anything to do with our recent 'guest', would it?

Liikaa

Oh Mighty Huntmaster,

Nosy, nosy, nosy, Lii. Don't you have some dust spots to water? I gave Rexxar your regards! Whatever DID go on between you two, by the way?

Rhas

P.S. Why the hell are they bitching to you? You're not even in charge anymore.

Rhaspidy the Traitor,

I was the Huntmaster and he's one of the greatest hunters who ever lived, that's what went on. And you should talk. Apparently running a warlock council leaves enough time on your hands you can run off to have adventures and cause trouble without even telling your closest friends. Traitor.

Liikaa

P.S. Apparently I'm still enough of a figure of authority they think I have some kind of influence over you. Appalling thought, isn't it?

Liikaa,

Regarding your recent vile accusations of treachery against my wife: cool your hooves, dear, our visit there was strictly business related. Chen heard Rexxar and Rokhan were there and wanted to send them some of his newest brew because during times of war it's very important to keep your soldiers drunk. We delivered it, that's all. We couldn't take you along simply because it would be such a bother for you to explain that you're not TECHNICALLY part of the Alliance anymore. Or they would have killed you. Whatever. We in no way stirred up trouble. We got sneered at for abandoning the Horde and Rhaspidy simply expressed her opinion of a cunt she never liked even when she was alive. That's all.

All right, maybe we did stir up SOME trouble. There's days I really, really love my job.

Cam

P.S. We need witchberries so we can make some Jade Witch Brew to send along with your next shipment to the Cenarion Circle. The tauren really seem to love that stuff. Isn't it _'s (name redacted in case these letters are intercepted, don't you love espionage?) favorite too?

Cam,

You really, really love your job every day.

She did NOT call Sylvanas Windrunner a cunt in front of a bunch of dark rangers, did she? Does she WANT to get shot? All you had to say was we're trying to help save the world. It's not like we haven't used that one before!

Liikaa

P.S. You work for a brewery and you're too loud and obnoxious to be a spy. Get over it. I'll get those witchberries over as soon as possible. If the druids need some enjoyment, Light knows they deserve it.

Lii,

It might have been more along the lines of 'your stupid queen needs slaughter because fingering her maggot infested cunt isn't getting her off anymore', now that I think about it. And excuse me, my husband is a true and honest Brewmaster, thank you very much. Chen even said so! Although, granted, this all is more intrigue than espionage isn't it? Also, you have a point, both of us aren't really good for spying.

Rhas

P.S. I'm sure your carrots help them with their struggles.

Rhaspidy,

You're definitely going to get shot.

Hope it doesn't happen anytime soon,

Liikaa