I finally finished working on this chapter! I'm going through some debates on a few stories and am thinking about starting one on the growing-in-popularity-app Destiny Ninja, Ninja Love, or My Sweet Prince; I would like thoughts on that. I like the creativity behind the story, but don't really care for them otherwise. I am still working on my other stories so keep an eye out for updates :)
I do not own Naruto.
Helen nodded before shaking her head disbelievingly. "I knew the kittens weren't normal, but I didn't expect anime characters..." she said more to herself.
"Yeah, when they first turned back I wasn't expecting it and had no idea who they were," I noted patting her on the back. "Turns out they're stuck with me until they find their way back."
The brunette sighed, "I would be doubting if I didn't see them in front of me; how do I know they aren't cosplayers?"
"Temperance isn't an anime fan," Cynthia said. "If the cosplayers were going to be anywhere they would be in my house."
"What are cosplayers, un?" Deidara asked.
My lesbian friend patted the blonde bomber's head, "In this world we have people who dress up as characters from different shows; people actually dress up as you guys, too."
A look of curiosity came across Hidan, "Why the hell would someone cosplay as us?"
"Well believe it or not a lot of people like you guys here on Earth; sure you have a bunch of people who dislike you as well but either way ya'll are popular," Cynthia remarked.
"That's both creepy and interesting..." Kisame mused.
Helen continued to look over the Akatsuki wearily; she obviously was having a hard time believing the situation. I sighed and crossed my arms, "Okay, do you need physical proof in order for us to prove that they are the real deal?"
The brunette nodded in confirmation. I scanned over the occupants til my eyes fell upon the blonde bomber with the mouth hands. "Deidara, come here," I ordered.
"Why should I, un?" he asked with a scowl.
I rolled my eyes, "Because you have hand-mouths and it would be the best physical proof in order to convince Helen, duh."
The blonde shot me a glare before heading to our newest guest and holding up his right hand, "See, we're the real Akatsuki."
Helen stared at his hand, "...Alright, they're the real deal..."
"Now, I'll show you to your room so you can get situated," I said grabbing one of her bags to help her out.
"Be careful with that bag it has my equipment in it," Helen stated motioning towards said bag.
I nodded before leading her up the stairs to Itachi and Kisame's old, shared room and gently placing the bag in my left hand on the bed. "You can stay here as long as you'd like," I smiled. "Go ahead and get comfortable and whenever you're ready to join us go ahead and come downstairs."
"Alright," she said; I then nodded and left her to take in all of what's happened in such a short amount of time.
When I got back in the living room I noticed Deidara once again scanning the movie shelf and the rest of the people lounging in the living room were looking at me as if to ask 'What now?'. "She's getting comfortable right now before coming down," I remarked taking my previous seat.
"What's 'The Big Bang Theory', un?" Deidara questioned holding up one of the six seasons I owned.
"It's a fairly popular comedy TV show about four physicists and a normal girl," Cynthia answered.
"That doesn't exactly explain the title," Sasori drowned.
Seth rolled his eyes, "You know what, just put in the first disc of season one and watch the show for yourself; I'm not explaining the relationship between physics and the 'Big Bang Theory's' title."
Deidara shrugged but did as he was told; the more rowdy members seemed to enjoy the humor of the show, but didn't really understand much of the physics because it wasn't as advanced in their world or whatever. Itachi seemed genuinely interested in the underlying physics and theories. Note to self: get him a book on physics and theories.
About half way through the first disc, Helen came down yawning as if waking up from a small nap. "Took a nap?" I teased.
The brunette shrugged before pulling up a chair and sitting with us in the living room, "I like my sleep."
"I'm already liking her," Cynthia grinned.
"Down; she's still jail-bait and I highly doubt she's a lesbian," Mathew scowled.
Helen gave my lesbian friend a weird look; clearly she wasn't thrilled about the comment. "I didn't mean it like that; I'm just saying I can understand the love of sleep," the blackette whined.
"I'm sure you were," Seth chuckled.
Cynthia rolled her eyes before going to the kitchen, "Whatever, I'm going to make some brownies."
"Throw extra chocolate chips in them!" Corey and James demanded.
"Yeah, yeah," was the blackette's response.
"I noticed that the ending of the opening song states that 'all started with a Big Bang Theory'; is it an actual theory?" Itachi asked.
The Akatsuki, excluding Deidara, Hidan, and Tobi, looked at me curiously; they obviously wanted to know the answer. "Yes, it's an actual scientific theory," I replied.
"What is the theory?" Pain asked.
I paused before pulling out my Smartphone, "Let me Google it to give you the correct theory rather than telling you what I think the theory is about; I'm intelligent, but this is stuff takes intelligent to a whole new level."
I typed in the theory in the search bar and patiently waited for the results; to my dismay the TV-show showed up rather than the actual theory. I scowled at my phone before typing in science after 'Big Bang' and the result I was looking for. "Okay, here is the result off of Wikipedia; it's long so just bare with me," I began before reading the first two paragraphs. "The Big Bang theory is the prevailing cosmological model for the early development of the universe. According to the theory, the Big Bang occurred approximately 13.798 billion years ago, which is thus considered the age of the universe. At this time, the universe was in an extremely hot and dense state and began expanding rapidly. After the initial expansion, the universe cooled sufficiently to allow energy to be converted into various subatomic particles, including protons, neutrons, and electrons. Though simple atomic nuclei formed within the first three minutes after the Big Bang, thousands of years passed before the first electrically neutral atoms formed. The majority of atoms that were produced by the Big Bang are hydrogen, along with helium and traces of lithium. Giant clouds of these primordial elements later coalesced through gravity to form stars and galaxies, and the heavier elements were synthesized either within stars or during supernovae.
"The Big Bang is the scientific theory that is most consistent with observations of the past and present states of the universe, and it is widely accepted within the scientific community. It offers a comprehensive explanation for a broad range of observed phenomena, including the abundance of light elements, the cosmic microwave background, large scale structure, and the Hubble diagram. The core ideas of the Big Bang—the expansion, the early hot state, the formation of light elements, and the formation of galaxies—are derived from these and other observations. As the distance between galaxies increases today, in the past galaxies were closer together. The consequence of this is that the characteristics of the universe can be calculated in detail back in time to extreme densities and temperatures, while large particle accelerators replicate such conditions, resulting in confirmation and refinement of the details of the Big Bang model. On the other hand, these accelerators can only probe so far into high energy regimes, and astronomers are prevented from seeing the absolute earliest moments in the universe by various cosmological horizons. The earliest instant of the Big Bang expansion is still an area of open investigation. The Big Bang theory does not provide any explanation for the initial conditions of the universe; rather, it describes and explains the general evolution of the universe going forward from that point on." I sighed in relief once I finished reading the introduction of the theory.
Itachi seemed more curious about the subject along with Sasori; the others just seemed to nod. I'm not sure when, but Hidan had started listening at some point and was obviously more confused about the theory. "I don't understand a word that just came out of your fucking mouth," the Jashinist remarked.
Helen shot said man a glare, "Because you're an idiot; now watch your mouth."
"The fuck you going to do about it?!" Hidan challenged.
The seventeen year old took her left shoe off before throwing it at him hard, "This! And if you continue I'll throw another at you!"
"Ouch! That hurt!" the white haired man grumbled.
I busted up laughing, "Good one, Helen!"
She nodded with a smile, "Normally I can't aim so that was a miracle."
"Temperance, do you have any books on physics?" Itachi asked.
I shook my head, "Unfortunately I do not; most of my books are on storms and not anything of those sorts."
The Uchiha nodded before turning his attention back to the TV.
"I fail to see the point of this show," Sasori remarked.
Pein nodded in agreement, "It is rather futile."
Cynthia deadpanned, "It's not supposed to have a point, it's just for shits and giggles."
Helen scowled at the lesbian, "Please refrain from using profanity."
Hidan rolled his eyes before getting up, "Since I don't want to be around this new girl I'm taking a shower."
As the Jashinist headed upstairs I couldn't help but notice a sly smirk form on the twins' faces. "Alright, what did you two do after I told you to clean up the floor?" I asked irritably.
"We actually did it before the car wax," Corey explained.
"You see, while you said to clean the floor, you said nothing about the shower," James added.
Seth face-palmed, "Seriously, what did you two do."
Corey smiled, "I don't have a clue as to what you're talking about."
"Let's just say he's in a 'sticky situation'," James grinned wildly.
For some odd reason the twins both began laughing madly; I didn't see what was so funny about it. "Why are you two laughing?" Mathew asked cocking his head to the side.
"No reason; you'll understand one he's done with his shower," Corey noted paying attention to the TV again.
I shook my head, "I just don't see how 'sticky situation' is funny."
"Obviously it's a play on words dealing with their prank," Sasori droned.
"No, I never would have guessed," Cynthia said sarcastically.
Helen covered her mouth to bite back her laughs.
"Can we put something else on? The show retarded," both halves of Zetsu remarked.
"Hey look, they agree!" my lesbian friend exclaimed.
I rolled my eyes, "Yeah, what type of movie/show would you like to watch? Action, Thriller-"
"Horror!" Cynthia shouted pumping a fist in the air.
"Oh hell no! You know I can't be alone after seeing horror films!" I barked in her direction.
"I don't care; by the way brownies are done!" she stated.
Mathew was about to jump up until Seth pulled him down, "Wait until they cool off for crying out loud."
"I don't wanna," the Hispanic whined.
I rolled my eyes, "Anyways, any genre but Horror is okay."
"How about a 'Star Wars' marathon?" James suggested.
"That's the most useful suggestion you've come up with," Seth remarked.
Helen laughed a bit, "I take it you guys are kinda like nerds."
"Yeah, more or less," Corey said putting in 'The Phantom Menace' in the DVD player.
"Is it normally uneventful here?" the seventeen year old asked.
"Eh, it depends; it is right now because I've been confined to the house other than the occasional grocery run or mall run to get books, clothes, games, or any of that other fun stuff," I replied. "It sucks but it is what it is."
Helen frowned, "Doesn't seem to be too entertaining."
"It isn't but oh well," Mathew said.
Pein looked over at Mathew and I, "The reason why you can't is because we don't need our cover blown as to where our location is by anyone."
"I'm surprised you still don't trust us," Seth commented.
"We're criminals who are unwelcome by the shinobi world; what do you expect?" Kakuzu asked.
"While you have a point, I think we've proved ourselves to you since you've gotten here," Cynthia remarked.
"Some of you, yes; most of us are still skeptical of Temperance," Pain stated.
I sweat-dropped, "As much of a rude comment that is, I'm glad you're honest about it. I can understand why you don't also trust me since I'm more hard headed than anyone else here."
"Don't you think that there are too many people staying here? I mean it is a bit crowded," Helen remarked.
"While this is true we don't really have much of a choice," I said shrugging.
Fun Fact: Back in the 70's, Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee worked out together and even went onto tournaments with each other.
Q: What is your favorite Action TV-show and why? Do any of the actors inspire you in a way?
Like always advice on the story is welcome and I appreciate all reviews; I do read them all. I hope this chapter was up to your standards my lovelies :)