Here is the next chapter! More craziness so I hope you readers enjoy!
I woke up to a very strange yet comfortable situation; I looked over my shoulder to see Kisame on my bed with his arms wrapped around my person. I shrugged it off as him not being comfortable on the floor and wormed my way out of bed before going to the bathroom to go through my morning routine. Once I was finished with my shower I went to the bedroom, quickly put clean clothes on, and then headed out to cook breakfast as a way of saying thanks. Today's breakfast was one of Stephanie and mine's favorite: Grandpa Pancakes, AKA Crapes. Best breakfast food ever. I hooked my iPod to the aux cable that was connected to the stereo before hitting shuffle; a grin broke on my face as Toby Turner's 'I Can Swing My Sword' started playing through the speakers. "Do you like my sword, sword? Sword, my diamond sword, sword. You cannot afford-ford-ford-ford my diamond sword, sword even if you could, could, I have a patent! No one else can make a sword exactly in this manner, manner welcome to my manor, manor. I ca-ca-ca canna, canna!" the song played. I was singing along to the ridiculous Minecraft song whilst making the batter of the breakfast food.
I didn't notice Andra making her way into the kitchen just as the song finished up and '#Selfie' began playing through the speakers. I blinked when I saw said sister dancing to the awesome beat of the song and I grinned and joined her as the song carried on. Now, overall the song would be great if the girl speaking on and off throughout the song wasn't in the thing; it did describe a majority of girls though which is sad. 'Party Rock Anthem' was the next song to play and I turned it up ever so slightly as Andra and I sang along to the classic rock song. I was completely unaware of two of the Akatsuki members that walked in at the time I pretended to play the awesome guitar solo.
Third Person
"Party rock is in the house tonight! Everybody just have a good time! And we gonna make you lose your mind! Everybody just have a good time! Party rock is in the house tonight! Everybody just have a good time! And we gonna make you lose your mind! We just wanna see ya! Shake that!" Temperance and Andra sang together.
Soon the song was over and another song began playing by the name of 'Red Hands' by Walking Off the Earth. "Oh Yeah! Oh yeah! That gun is loaded! I know that I messed up a few times or what you want to call it. I know if I fell down you'd change the way that I saw it, I'd put it on the line for this time only; is that what you really want? I can't see that I got red hand hands I'm color blind sing Day-oh; don't put the blame on me child the damn thing gone wild all A-a-a-oh. Never wanted to be foolin' you, can't believe I was ruining you, is that what you really want? Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah! That gun is loaded! That gun is loaded but it's not in my hand. That gun is loaded but it's not in my hand! The fire burns I'm not the one with the match man!" the two sang just as Temperance poured some of the batter onto a couple skillets.
"How long do you think this will continue until they notice we're watching them?" Kisame asked.
So far it was him, Itachi, Kakuzu, Stephanie, Zara, and Sasori that were currently watching the two sing and dance while cooking a massive breakfast. "I don't know, but the song isn't exactly a happy one," Itachi replied.
"This is a good song," Stephanie said disproving of Itachi's criticism of the song.
A song from the Tokyo Drift soundtrack began playing and Andra scowled before skipping since she didn't care for rap. Crazy Frog's 'Axel F' began blasting through the speakers much to some of the occupants' annoyance. "What the fuck are you listening to?!" guess who asked as he entered the kitchen. Temperance whirled around to see quite a few people staring into the room; Andra didn't care and continued to dance to the upbeat song.
"Well, we're listening to my iPod, and Crazy Frog is currently playing though it is almost over," the ginger answered as a light blush started to form over her cheeks at being caught dancing.
Andra and Temperance both gasped at the next song that started playing. "I'm going out tonight, I'm feelin' alright, gonna let it all hang out. Wanna make some noise, really raise my voice, yeah, I wanna scream and shout. No inhibitions, make no conditions, get a little outta line. I ain't gonna act politically correct, I only wanna have a good time. The best thing about being a woman, is the prerogative to have a little fun. Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady, men's shirts, short skirts. Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah, doin' it in style. Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction, color my hair, do what I dare. Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, yeah, to feel the way I feel. Man! I feel like a woman!" they sang together as Temperance poured more batter into a pan after putting the finished crape onto a plate.
A grin made its way to Hidan's face at the two girls as the song continued. Kisame chuckled at their impressive attention span that as also insulting in a way. Sasori face-palmed, "It's like the airplane incident all over again."
At some point both Zara and Stephanie were singing along to the popular Shania Twain song. "Why are you guys so loud, un?" Deidara asked as he emerged into the kitchen only to blink at the sight of the four girls singing along to the country song.
Kakuzu shook his head before heading to the living room, "Get me when the food is ready."
Sasori shook his head before following the miser to the living room. 'You Can Do Magic' by America began playing through the speakers as Andra began cutting fresh fruit that they got yesterday at the store. Temperance hummed along as she continued to cook the enormous amount of food since she knew Hidan ate a lot along with Deidara. "I still can't get over how weird this world's music is, un," said blonde mentioned.
"You'll live," Temperance remarked flipping a crape.
First person
Once breakfast was done I began cleaning up the mess that was made in the kitchen. The Akatsuki seemed to really like the food, especially since there were no leftovers. Pigs.
Anyways, as I washed some of the dishes a thought came to mind before I sighed. "Get ready to go out for those who want to; I know we need to get lighter clothing along with some bathing suits for those who want to go swimming!" I shouted drying my hands.
Kisame walked into the kitchen and raised an eyebrow at me in question. "Going to yet another mall?" he asked; I could detect distaste in that sentence.
"Unfortunately; either that or hit the wonders that is Walmart, especially since we're getting more clothes," I said patting his arm and heading to the living room where the majority of the Akatsuki were. "If you guys don't want to come just write down the sizes of your current clothing and I'll pick you up something I may or may not know you'd like."
"Konan, Tobi, Zetsu, and I won't be able to join you, but the rest will go," Pein remarked.
I nodded in understanding, "Alright, just write down everything you'd need and I'll get it taken care of."
He left when I finished saying that; I assumed he went to write down his necessities. Konan, Tobi, and Zetsu followed suit to possibly do the same thing. It was confusing but I accepted this. "Why do we have to fucking go?" Hidan questioned.
Helen shot the Jashinist glare but didn't comment thankfully. "If you don't go you'll get whatever I pick such as pink, purple, or baby blue clothing. Those are your options," I threatened enticing a chuckle from Kakuzu.
The zealot just rolled his eyes and muttered under his breath. "Go ahead and get ready; then we'll head out before things get too hectic. California traffic is a bitch," I said.
Thankfully the Akatsuki members listened and got ready; Stephanie decided to stay behind with Andra to make sure she wasn't feeling too anxious with the new additions to the beach home. In an hour we were ready and we headed to the mall. Never again did I want to go on a mall trip here in California with this group; I finally got Itachi a physics book much to his enjoyment. I feel like he's a closet dork, I truly do. Anyways, after a bruised Hidan, pouty Deidara, and a laughing Kisame at the misfortunes of the two, we finally made it home with the clothing goodies in the many bags that were currently in the living room. Andra, to my surprise, was already ready for swimming. She had her dark blue swimming mask resting on her forehead which did not go with her two piece swim suit which had an orange, pink, and brown tank top cut swim top and a brown 'swimming skort', as she calls it. She wore a pair of pink water shoes, which didn't match the shade of pink on her swim suit. I face palmed at how goofy she looked; I swear she did it for attention sometimes. I heard a few snickers from the Akatsuki's personal Peanut Gallery. "Don't you have a less obnoxious swim suit that you could wear?" I asked.
"No. This is my only one because I haven't out grown it and I like it!" Andra said with a grin as she swung her arms back and forth like they were in loose sockets. "So what are their swimsuits? Did you get Hidan a speedo or something?"
I sighed. Ever since I caught word of her reading a fan fiction that involved characters who should NEVER be seen in speedos, she had been trying to find pictures of such characters in speedos.
"What the fuck is a damn speedo?" Hidan questioned.
"It's a once piece swim suit for men that looks like panties. They tend to be funny on certain characters," Andra replied while giggling. "Like I sometimes laugh when I try to picture Jiraiya, Ōnoki, and Orochimaru in a speedo!"
Many of the Akatsuki had colorful reactions. I swore Deidara, Helen, Hidan, Kisame, Stephanie, and Zara looked beyond horrified that Andra just suggested that.
"Jashin-dammit! Somebody get me some fucking mind soap and fast!" Hidan exclaimed as he was the one who pictured it a little too much.
"You better share it, yeah!" Deidara agreed with the zealot.
Andra had officially disturbed the Akatsuki. I swear I wonder what goes on in that messed up little head of hers. I shook my head before heading to my room to put on my bathing suit. "Put on your swim trunks for those who want to go swimming!" I shouted behind myself.
I pulled out my black, thick strapped bikini that had purple lotuses decorating the fabric. I threw my hair up in a sloppy bun before changing into the two piece. The only reason why I didn't wear a one piece was because they didn't fit me right; if the top fit around my breasts then it would be too big for my stomach area. If the swim piece fit around my stomach, it would constrict my boobs to the point where they won't want to stay in the bathing suit. So, that leaves me stuck with a bikini. I looked at myself in the mirror before heading out and into the living room where Itachi, Kisame, Hidan, Kakuzu, Deidara, and Sasori stood, all ready to head to the beach which was literally right next to Stephanie's yard. The Akatsuki members that were going to the beach were currently conversing with one another and seemed completely oblivious to me as I made my way to the kitchen to get a picnic basket for lunch options because I was planning on staying out there for a while. "A picnic?!" Andra shouted running over and hugging me.
"Yes, Andra, a picnic," I sighed while sticking a jar of peanut butter and jelly, bread, apples, and a few other snacks in a basket for those who wanted to stay out with Andra and I.
"Oi, you guys ready yet?!" I shouted.
"Yes, (un)!" the majority of the beach group said from the living room; I heard Helen and Zara voice their ready as well so I nodded. I entered the living room with the basket on my arm. "Okay then, let's get going," I said with a small smile.
A pervy grin spread across Hidan's face as he looked over me. "Kisame, Hidan is being a pervert; hit him for me," I whined while pouting at said shark.
Kisame chuckled before he whacked the Jashinist upside the head for me. Hidan grumbled before his attention towards Helen who was wearing a one piece. "How come you don't wear a fucking two piece?" he asked.
"So perverts like you won't stare," she bit back.
I shook my head before walking out the door, "Let's go dorks."
Multiple chuckles sounded from behind me as they followed to the beautiful ocean. Now, unlike the beach around Florida, the water wasn't as clear; it wasn't because the water was dirty, but because it was a darker blue. I smiled as we approached the beautiful sight of the waves rolling before crashing to shore.
Third Person Beach House
Stephanie went to cleaning the house while packing to prepare for her trip that she was going on tomorrow; she was about to knock on the 'leaders' door, but refrained from doing so as she moved onto the next room; it was good for her to do so because the topic at hand was a very sensitive topic. Pein was very aware that 'Madara' had intentionally sent them to a new place and wasn't too thrilled that even the Uchiha had no idea they were originally supposed to be sent. "The matter isn't where we're supposed to be, but rather how to get back," said power-hungry Uchiha commented as his Sharingan eye span.
"We have an idea that will work, but it won't be able to be tested just yet. I suspect that lightening or some form of electricity will be required along with that house we came here to," Pein stated as his eyes narrowed.
"Pein-sama is right; once we figure out a tie between the two, we'll be sent back to our proper time," Konan added.
"What of Temperance and the others? We couldn't help but notice an attachment forming between us and them. We can't just ignore that," Zetsu chimed.
Pein pinched the bridge of his nose, "I, too have noticed this; while yes their knowledge of us would be helpful, they wouldn't belong in our world and we don't know if they'd survive."
"I have a feeling they know more than what they're letting on," 'Madara' stated.
"We all have, but that doesn't change the fact that they may die," Konan remarked.
The Uchiha nodded as the gears in his mind whirled; he wanted to know exactly what their and her friends knew, but the closeness of the other Akatsuki members would mean that they'd be furious if anything happened to the girls. "While I see your point, either we need to make sure we cut all ties between us, or we bring the girls with us back to our world so we could use their knowledge to benefit the organization," the imposter elder pressed.
A frown made its way to the bluette's face; he others had grown on her as well and she did not approve of the Uchiha's current thought process. She didn't want her new friends to be harmed in any way let alone be used as mere tools for war. No one needed that. Pein's face remained stoic, but he too didn't approve of the Uchiha's plans. Despite the ginger's frustration with Temperance and the female's attitude, he really surprisingly had a soft spot for the girl that he would never openly admit to. "We'll discuss the girls later. For now let's just focus on sorting out the details of us returning home," the pin-cushion stated.
'Madara' nodded, "Very well."
Pein was about to say something else before a shriek sounded from the nearby beach. "Ouch! Hidan you freaking jerk! Jellyfish sting, prick!" the voice was recognized as Helen's.
The proclaimed leader pinched the bridge of his nose; he was essentially babysitting without getting paid. "Oh, fuck you, Deidara! Give me back my damn top!" cue Temperance before a scream sounded.
"Get the fucking crab off me, Kisame! I don't want to be smelling like fucking crabs!" Zara...
Loud, obnoxious laughter sounded from the beach at the crab statement.
Let us rewind to the beach...
Helen, Temperance, and Zara had all decided that they were done swimming for the time being after a good thirty minutes and had layed down on their beach towels; Helen and Zara had started dozing off on their backs while the ginger snoozed on her stomach. A mischievous grin made its way to Hidan before he waved Deidara and Kisame over knowing they would encourage his current thought and may even help him in his plan. Itachi sweat-dropped from his spot beside Andra while helping her with a sand castle; he knew the Jashinist was up to something. Sasori and Kakuzu deadpanned from their seated spots on the beach at this realization as well. "What do you want, yeah?" Deidara asked the zealot.
"I have a fucking idea," was the response the bomber got.
"Like?" Kisame questioned raising an eyebrow.
A huge grin spread across Hidan's face, "Let's prank the fucking girls for sleeping." The second he finished his sentence the other two had grins on their own faces. Oh how this was a great opportunity.
Hidan noticed a jellyfish before picking the aquatic creature up by the top and smirked at the unsuspecting Helen; time for payback for the many times she's hit him for cussing. Kisame and Deidara both reach for an unfortunate crab that happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time; the latter frowned when the ex-Mist nin got to it first. The blonde bomber, however, noticed Temperance's vulnerable position and smirked at his plan. "You guys fucking ready?" Hidan asked.
The other two nodded and they made their way to the sleeping girls. As soon as they were in position, Hidan held up three fingers, signaling a countdown, and as soon as all three of his fingers were down he dropped the jellyfish right on Helen just as Deidara untied Temperance's bikini top before removing it completely and Kisame dropped the crab right onto Zara. A shriek of shock and pain came from Helen. "Ouch! Hidan you freaking jerk! Jellyfish sting, prick!" she exclaimed causing Temperance to wake up to notice her top was off.
She quickly covered herself with her arms before her eyes darted to see Deidara with her top. "Oh, fuck you, Deidara! Give me back my damn top!" she shouted whilst glaring daggers at the blonde.
Zara froze just as she was about to sit up; she stared at the crab before screaming, "Get the fucking crab off me, Kisame! I don't want to be smelling like crabs!"
Andra joined the laughing of Deidara, Hidan, and Kisame at their reactions. Andra grabbed a bucket full of water and dumped it on Temperance's head with a mischievous smirk as she giggled. "Andra!" the ginger shouted as the cold water ran down her back.
Temperance found that there was a mix of sand, slime, and seaweed in the water. Another one of the sister's mixtures that tend to gross out people. She then proceeded to blow a raspberry. "Catch me if you can!" Andra said in a sing song voice and began running as fast as she could along the coastline, laughing like mad.
Temperance gave into Andra's bait and chased the Autistic girl, and one thing that Hidan and Deidara could admit, Andra could dodge a half of Temperance's tackles but managed to escape the tackles she got caught in. Useful skill to have. The ginger wondered how her sister developed her ways of dodging and escaping so fast. Then it clicked, something was going on in the background and Andra was not saying anything. The Autistic girl pulled that off almost every time an incident happened. In one tackle attempt, Temperance found a faint bruise on Andra's shoulder blade that seemed to have happened before arriving. It wasn't the typical bruising you got from tripping, it was one from another person. Eventually, Temperance caught the giggling girl. She turned Andra around.
"Andra, where did you get those bruises?" the protective older sister asked.
"I fell," was the response the obviously lying sister gave.
"Tell the truth now," Temperance demanded frowning a bit.
"Maybe I can squeeze the truth out of the little shit," Hidan offered.
Temperance gave a pointed look at Hidan, obviously not amused. "I know what you are trying to do, and no," she said.
Hidan frowned and crossed his arms and muttered a string of swears under his breath. By the time Temperance turned her attention to Andra, she was no longer there. The younger sister had escaped.
"Fuck!" Temperance swore, "Andra! Where are you?! Get back here! This isn't funny!"
"Where the fuck do you think the little shit went?" Hidan asked, "I am not a damn baby sitter you know!"
"There are foot prints in the sand, hm," Deidara deadpanned pointing at the faint tracks left behind in the sand, "I say we follow them after you put this back on."
The ginger saw her bikini top still in Deidara's hands and her face went red as she covered herself up and glared at the blonde bomber. "You couldn't warn me earlier I was running without a top?!" she shouted.
Heads up, I'm getting into a Death Note addiction *-*
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