Chapter 5
A Home For Liars. Part 1
Axton: Are we there yet?
Maya: It wasn't funny the last time.
Axton: So are we?
Maya: Knock it off Axton!
Axton: Fine. Zero you see anything?
Zero: Snow.
Axton: I could see that from down here.
Zero: We been working for hours does that robot know where the town is?
Claptrap: I know where we are going.
Zero: Maybe the robot girl should look at it.
Gaige: I only have one robot arm but, I can look at the robot as soon as I fix our maps.
Axton: I can't make it anymore, leave me to die.
Zero: ok.
Gaige: We can't leave him.
Maya: We're not and besides why is he tired he's the one in the military.
Axton: WAS in the military, I slept during most of my military years.
Gaige: What? What military lets you sleep all day?
Axton: Dahi was lazy about checking active soldiers.
Zero: Look.
As the group look to where zero pointed they could all see the town of lair's burg.
Maya: Is that the town?
Axton: Well It has to be its the only one.
Zero: I'll go take a look.
Maya: why haven't Salvador and Krieg talked?
Krieg: Blood bath for us all!
Salvador: ahhh?
Gaige: Can any one understand him.
Axton: No.
Salvador: I think his brain is fried like most psychos.
Gaige: Salvador are you Hispanic?
Maya: His a native of pandora so of course he is.
Axton: That's racist.
Maya: No it's not.
Axton: Yes it is.
Maya: No it's not Axton.
Axton: What ever.
Zero: Are you guys coming the town is there.
Krieg: The fires of hell rain upon us.
Axton: What? Oh fuck get down!
As Axton screamed gunfire started to fire upon the group.
Maya: Where is that coming from!
Axton: I don't know!
Zero: To the left!
Gaige: I don't have a shot!
Salvador: Nether do I!
Axton: Zero can you shot from up there?
Zero: No I'm pinned down by the rifleman on the roof!
Axton: Can any one shoot that rifleman?
Maya: I can!
Maya started to scan the roofs of the town in search for the rifleman once she found him she held her breath and pulled the trigger and in a madder of minutes the Rifleman was dead.
Maya: yeh!
Axton: Zero shoot the guy on the left!
Zero: ok!
As Zero said he shoot the bandit who was flanking the group on the left twice in the chest.
Axton: Nice.
Maya: There is still two shooters left.
Salvador: I can get one but the other one is the problem!
Axton: Shoot him!
Salvador: OK!
Salvador found the target and pulled the trigger twice the first bullet went though the targets trout and the second went tough his head.
Maya: Ok that's three one left.
Krieg: The last won will fill my wrath.
Krieg then ran down the field to the final target and pick him up and though him down and beat him to death.
Axton: Wow big guy!
Gaige: Nice.
Krieg: All will fill the pain of the Vault Hunters!
Axton, Maya, Gaige, Salvador: YEH!
Zero: yeh.
Axton: So that's liar's burg?
Claptrap: Yes.
Maya: Where is your friend?
Claptrap: Up in the house on the hill.
Axton: All right lets move it maybe he as food.
Maya: Are you really hungry?
Axton: Yeh! Lets go.
To Be Continued