Apologies for the awful title, I'm working on it. This is my take on the scene in the Fellowship of the Ring where Gandalf shows up in Bag End in the beginning. Don't like, don't read. Just a short one shot, enjoy!

"Don't flatter yourself; I sleep with a lot of things." They had out-sassed and out-depraved each other last night; now, morbidly hung over, Thranduil and Loki feel mutually repulsed to have slept together. They're even more annoyed to find that unfinished legislative business now prevents them from bailing. M/M

A crack in time and space shows up in 221B, throwing Sherlock and John into new bodies, separating them in a strange new world with magic, orcs and hobbits. Will they ever be able to find one another again, and will they ever return to their home? A raggedy man with a blue box might help. (Johnlock in later chapters.)

The Second Wizarding War is lost, and Voldemort has won. Hermione, in a desperate attempt to save herself and an unexpected protector, brings them into a world only read of in books. Soon, she finds herself swept up in another adventure with a group of dwarves, a hobbit, Gandalf the Grey, and none other than Draco Malfoy.

I'm filling my own prompt for the Hobbit. Bilbo fell into the cursed springs and turns into a woman when he's wet by cold water and changes back when the water is hot. He never left the Shire because of that until a meddlesome wizard thought it would be a good idea to have him join an adventure.

Lucy goes back; not to Narnia, but to where Thorin and the others are; along with two friends after being gone for a long time. Will Thorin have her back?And what secret is one friend carrying? I got this idea off a you tube video. K plus because of one particular chapter, but even then I toned it down.

Two realms are about to become aware of each other, and two kingdoms are about to meet, one in need of a king, the other a home to a king blinded by the desire to keep his people isolated. A deadly weapon that's remained hidden for the past 25 years is about to awaken, and the fate of those two kingdoms will be threatened. (Full summary inside)

After the Reichenbach Fall, Sherlock ends up in Middle earth and joins the dwarves and Bilbo on their quest to reclaim the lonely mountain. This is my first story so tell me what you think! No pairings, except for maybe Kili/Tauriel later.

A fanwritten prequel of sorts for the lovely work Color Me Mine by the lovely andquitefrankly. Written with permission to shed some light on the adults moving about the young (very young) couple and stars of that fic. This is my interpretation, Enjoy! Part 1 of my "Complimentary Colors" Series I am working on.

What happens when dwarves and hobbits butt heads. Will they become friends or foes. The adventures of the Rum Club will decide.

Gloin heard about the elf prince's treatment of the other dwarves. And he did not like it. "Never trust an elf!" his father had always said. DoS movieverse, AU. No slash. Set in the universe as "Here with Me," but can be read on its own.

When the Company reaches Rivendell, the person greeting them isn't Lindir.

I wrote this story based on a really wierd dream I had "What if Bilbo got separated from the Company while they were getting chased by the orc pack and he somehow got to Silent Hill and got rescued by Pyramid Head?"

Fili has had the powers for as long as he can remember. He has lived in fear all his life, isolated from the rest of the world- and his own brother. But when he is crowned heir to the throne of Erebor and his brother annopunces his intentions to marry a strange but beautiful woman, things quickly fall apart. And now Kili has to find his brother before it's too late. (KILLIEL)

The Kingdom of Erebor has long held a trading partnership with Arendelle. Unlike Arendelle, everyone in Erebor has been blessed with an elemental gift from Mahal. At King Thorin's wedding, Evil decides to strike. Smaug never came, Erebor never fell, and the Arkenstone still lies within the heart of the Lonely Mountain on the Lonely Isle. But not for long... SEE PROFILE: ON HIATUS

Tauriel is heartbroken when Kili dies, but Legolas helps fix her up. Eowyn is a bit boy-crazy (Ok, a lot) and let's just say that you should make sure that you're not armed when you're fighting about boys.

*John, however, turned to him and said in a completely serious-sounding tone of voice, "Because he's a dragon."* Fifth in Many Intersecting Planes

Tumblr prompt, smauglock/Sherlolly/University AU. Molly meets Smaug when very young and they are great friends, but then she meets the enigmatic Sherlock Holmes and that dynamic changes. Oh Smaug, you jealous boy. Warning, kinda gross in the first chapter, but I am not planning on killing any main characters off. This time. Read and review my lovelies!

About how Smaug and Bilbo met. And what happened when they met. Probably more of an AU than a crossover. Rated T to be safe. :OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS: Due to circumstances in my own life, like school and a lack of time to write, I have to set this as on hiatus (Never mind that it really has been since May or something.) I hopefully will get back on to writing it over the holidays!

Alexandria has a dream in which a Bandit became a King. Cover and inspiration from YuFy01.

After fleeing her kingdom out of fear, a former Queen has found peace in a foreign world. But what happens when a wandering wizard and a company of dwarfs (plus one hobbit) seek her help in reclaiming a lost kingdom?

A collection of stories and snippets exploring various headcanons and plot ideas inspired by Tolkien's works

Harry Potter saves Thorin at the end of the Battle of the Five Armies. Bilbo and Harry become best friend. Thorin is rather annoyed. Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield. Thranduil/Harry Potter. Everyone Lives. AU. Master of Death!Harry Potter.

Separated from their family after a caravan attack, Fíli and Kíli are found by a nomadic elf in the dangerous wilds of Middle Earth. Gaeldúath is not a conventional elf by any means, as most elves would never take in lost dwarrowlings as their own, but his strangeness goes a bit beyond what one can see at first glance. Master of Death, Elf!Harry.

Loki whispered words into his ruined skin, each tone a thrumming pulse of power, magic soaring, carrying Thranduil away into sweet oblivion...