One Shocking Surprise: Ino Version

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: warning just a tiny bit of suggestive material at the end.

Sakura was very angry. Her teammate was late. Hell, he was later than their porn reading jounin. What made matters worse was that when said jounin arrived he canceled their meeting due to a mission he was needed for. So coupled with having to wait so long for both her teammate and her sensei then add into the fact that she was on her period and that meant she wasn't one happy camper one bit. She was down right apocalyptic. So she stormed to her teammate's apartment to give him a piece of her mind then drag him to the training ground where she could teach him some very good reasons not to be late ever again.

"NARUTO, YOU IDIOT YOU WAKE UP NOW OR SO HELP ME!" the pink haired kunoichi shouted as she pounded on Naruto's reinforced door.

There was no answer, which pissed Sakura off even more as she kept banging on the door. Soon the door flew open and Sakura was about lay into her teammate both verbally and physically when a voice stopped her.

"Do you have any idea what time it is forehead?"

Sakura blinked.

"Ino, what are you doing here?" she asked all anger gone now replaced with utter confusion.

Before her was Ino Yamanaka, heiress of the Yamanaka clan. Her long blond hair was a complete mess and she was wearing a mesh undershirt making you able to see her purple bra underneath it. She also had on matching purple panties. Her arms were folded across her chest and she looked quite annoyed.

"So what the heck are you doing here forehead?" Ino asked with much annoyance laced in her voice.

"I, um, uh" Sakura stuttered out as her mind tried to wrap around a reason why Ino was at Naruto's and dressed like that.

"Who's at the door Ino?"

Naruto appeared only wearing his boxers that had foxes and bowls of ramen on them. Sakura blushed at the sight of how bare her teammate was. She had never seen him with such little clothing before. He moved to be in back of Ino and wrapped his arms around her waist. Ino leaned back against Naruto's nude chest and sighed as she made contact. The two looked quite comfortable in this position.

"It's just forehead" Ino said.

Naruto nodded then after kissing the top of Ino's head he turned to Sakura.

"What's up Sakura?" he asked happily.

Sakura let out an 'urk', but said nothing else. Her mind was overloading at the sight before her. Naruto and Ino, Naruto and Ino together. This was something that was totally unbelievable. It just wasn't possible at all. It had to be a joke, an illusion of some kind. A genjutsu. Yeah, it had to be a very powerful genjutsu of some kind. There was no way Naruto and Ino would be together like that, right?

"Look forehead, are you going to tell us what you're doing here or are you going to stand there all day. Naruto and I have some, 'stuff', we'd like to get done" Ino said with annoyance though a blush graced her face as she said the word 'stuff'.

Naruto looked down at Ino.

"You're calling what we did last night 'stuff'. I think it was more than just 'stuff', Ino. Given how many times we did that 'stuff'" Naruto said with a grin at the end.

Ino's blush increased with this, but then turned around in Naruto's grasp and wrapped her arms around Naruto's neck. She pressed her body up against Naruto's so not even a piece of paper could get in-between them.

"I don't think you were complaining last night" she said with a smirk and glint in her eye.

"No, far from it, if you remember correctly" Naruto said with his own foxy smirk.

Ino's smirk increased as she pushed herself closer into Naruto and began moving in a very suggestive way. Naruto groaned and tightened his grip on Ino as he reciprocated.

"You're insatiable" he said with a groan.

"Only for you, now take me to bed" Ino said panting slightly.

Naruto picked Ino up bridal style and spun around kicking the door shut as he left.

Sakura was still standing there, her brain still in meltdown mode. This was just too unbelievable. It was too much. When the sounds of giggling, gasping, and moaning was heard that was Sakura's cue to meet the ground. She passed out and wouldn't be noticed till much, much later.

End

A/N: Thanks for reading and please review.