One Shocking Surprise: Snake Mistress Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: Anko's turn here.

Kurenai Yuhi sighed as she looked everywhere for her wayward friend. She had last seen Anko Mitarashi, Konoha's resident Snake Mistress, last night when the two went out drink that night. Well, Anko drank and Kurenai was there to watch and make sure her best friend didn't do anything too dangerous or reckless. But this was Anko we're talking about here so there was nothing really out of bounds for her. Anyway, back to the genjutsu mistress' search she had looked high and low for her friend checking all of Anko's usual hangouts, but no sign of her at all.

"Anko, you better be alright or so help me" Kurenai muttered to herself.

She had checked the missions office on the off chance that Anko was on a mission and didn't let her know. But according to them and the chart of available shinobi the office had it showed Anko should still be in the village. So this led to Kurenai to look all over once again. She was getting very frustrated when she heard something.

"Hey, you heard. That snake whore was last seen with the little demon" a civilian said.

"What, you've got to making that up," the second civilian said.

"I am not, I heard it from a reliable source" the first civilian said.

Kurenai immediately rushed off not wanting or needing to hear any more. She now knew where to find Anko. She finally got to Naruto's building and made her way to the sunny blonde's apartment. She knew this since she saw Hinata follow Naruto home one day. She knocked loudly on the door.

There was no answer and Kurenai frowned. It was passed noon. He should be up. Besides, she knew he was in the village since his name wasn't on the out for a mission board and she would have seen him on her search for Anko before. You can't miss him with all the orange he loved to wear.

She knocked on the door, harder this time. She kept doing this and was about to kick the door down when it opened. The genjutsu mistress was about to ask the sunny blond if he had seen Anko, but her mouth was left hanging open when right in front of her was Anko.

Anko let out a big yawn.

"Oh come on, it's too early for a wake up call. Huh, Kurenai, what are you doing here?" she asked with confusion laced in her voice.

Kurenai was speechless with what was before her. Here was Anko in the doorway of Naruto's apartment. She just had her trench coat on that barely covered her nude body. She was also wearing what appeared to be a pair of Naruto's boxers if the pictures of ramen bowls with wings were any indication.

"Kurenai, why are you here?" Anko asked again confused as to why her best friend was here.

"I, uh, came. I was worried about you" Kurenai said.

"Oh, I am fine. In fact better than fine" Anko said with a bright 'I just had the best sex of my life' smile on her face.

Before Kurenai could respond a bare-chested Naruto came to the door. He wrapped his arms around Anko's waist stroking her taut belly. Anko moaned as she leaned into Naruto's embrace sensually rubbing a certain area on Naruto's body with her butt. This made Naruto groaned and nip at Anko's ear causing her to purr a bit.

These actions had Kurenai staring at them unable to look away at the sight before her.

"Come back to bed my Serpent Nymph" Naruto whispered into Anko's ear.

Anko groaned and pushed her rear into Naruto's groin harder than before.

Kurenai, who should be used to this was completely stunned by this all.

"Sorry Kurenai, got to go. Important business and all that jazz" Anko said then slammed the door shut.

Kurenai stood there still stunned as her brain tried to reboot and then compute what she had just seen. It took several tries then she shook her head. She could hear the sounds of both Naruto and Anko coming from the apartment.

"Fuck it, I'm going to get a drink and forget all about this. This never happened" she said then rushed to the nearest bar.

End

A/N: Thanks for reading and please review.