One Shocking Surprise: Inuzuka Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: okay, here's a fun one I thought having both Tsume and Hana would be fun since I can do Kiba's reaction to it all. There's no incest in this so hold off throwing the flaming toilet paper at me.

Kiba wasn't in a great mood. For starters he awoke late then he had to make his own breakfast because his mom wasn't there. Then he was late for his meeting with Kurenai sensei and she scolded him for being late. Next Kurenai put him through torture or in her case training as a punishment for being late. Kurenai seemed to be a foul mood and Kiba wasn't sure why. He asked Shino during a break and all his usually quiet friend said was it's her time of the month, which confused the young Inuzuka though Hinata blushed madly.

After that Kiba went back home to train, but found he couldn't find his mom or sister at all. They were nowhere on the compound and Kiba looked everywhere for them both. So Kiba was very unhappy since he wanted his mom to teach him some more of their clan's techniques. But like stated before she was nowhere in sight. So Kiba decided to go and find his mom and sister. He looked everywhere sniffing for their scent and though it took a long time since it was quite faint he ended up at a certain blonde's door.

Kiba wasn't sure why his mom and sister were at Naruto's, but it didn't matter to him. He started banging on the door.

"HEY IDIOT WAKE UP!" the young Inuzuka yelled.

Akamaru whimpered as he sensed the upcoming trouble. He left his owner quickly not wanting to face what was to come. Kiba didn't even realize Akamaru had left him as he kept banging away at the door.

The door was yanked open and Kiba was about to lay into Naruto, but found his mom instead. Tsume was quite angry at being woken up when it was her day off. She glared at her son and bared her teeth.

"Mom?" Kiba asked dumbly.

"What do you want pup I was in the middle of something very important?" Tsume asked in a slight growl.

Kiba's feeble mind clicked as he saw what his mom was wearing, which was an oversized t-shirt with a swirl on the front. The shirt just went to her mid thigh. Her hair was a total mess. She looked quite annoyed like she was being interrupted from something quite enjoyable.

"What's going on here?" Kiba asked/shouted.

"Why in the hell are you so loud little brother?" Hana asked as she appeared at the door.

Kiba's jaw dropped as he saw that his sister was dressed in a very familiar trench coat that had red flames licking the bottom and if you saw the back you'd see a giant fox imprinted on it. The only other thing she was wearing was a pair of thong style panties. Her hair was in the same disarray as her mom's and she walked a bit bow-legged. Kiba knew whose jacket it was. This stunned and enraged the young Inuzuka, but he wasn't sure which one he felt more. They were warring within him and on his face it looked like he was spasming out since his face kept changing and mixing expressions it was like he had several facial ticks all going at once.

"Why are you here Kiba, mom and I are enjoying our day off?" Hana asked with annoyance as she made sure the trench coat covered up herself enough so not to flash anyone on the street.

Kiba let out a croak as his brain did its best to connect the dots, but even that was slow since Kiba isn't known for his brains. Though a part of him knew what was going on his brain had yet to get there.

Before either Inuzuka woman could ask Kiba again Naruto appeared just wearing a pair of boxers nude chest. His hair was a complete mess. He came up behind the two women and wrapped an arm around both Tsume and Hana's waists. He pulled them tightly to his body like he was reaffirming his claim.

"Come on back to bed you two, we've still got plenty of time to mate" he said in a lustful growl.

Both Inuzuka women shivered at the tone already feeling heat rise from their loins.

Hana bent down and kissed Naruto tongue and all.

"In a moment my alpha. We need to know why my dolt of a brother is here" she said.

"Huh, Kiba, oh hey" Naruto said not moving his hands from Tsume or Hana.

Kiba's eye twitched.

"Kiba if you're going to stand there like an idiot then we'll be going. We have more important business to attend to" Tsume said.

Naruto smirked as he moved his hand under Tsume's shirt and rubbed her tummy and then slowly moved up. Tsume moaned as she leaned down and kissed Naruto heatedly.

"You heard her Kiba, we got some important business to get to. So see ya" Naruto said as he dragged Tsume and Hana back into his apartment then slammed the door on Kiba's face.

Kiba stood there with his expression a mixture of rage and of being stunned. It looked like he was constipated really.

"Going to kill Naruto" he said before his brain overload and he passed out.

End

A/N: and there you have it. I am planning of having Hana and Tsume have their own stories later, but wanted to this one first. Thanks for reading and please review.