One Shocking Surprise: Flute Illusionist Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: okay I got this idea from pain17ification. Thank you for it. Warning foul language will be used in this.

Shikamaru was annoyed. He was spending a nice day watching the clouds when he remembered that he was supposed to meet up with Naruto. Well he got to the meeting spot, but no Naruto. He waited for a long while then got fed up. This made the lazy Nara very grumpy and now here he was leaping across rooftops to Naruto's apartment to give the blond a piece of his mind.

The two have been meeting and doing a bit of training. Shikamaru after the failed Sasuke retrieval mission had taken is duties as chunin much more seriously. He even started to train more than what he usually did. Naruto was a great sparring partner since the blond would keep egging the Nara on to do better and it was a great mental challenge too. The smartest chunin facing off against Konoha's most unpredictable ninja.

Shikamaru finally made it to the door of Naruto's apartment. He banged on the door.

"Naruto, Naruto get up you lazy sack of bones" he called.

Now this was shocking to hear a Nara call anyone else lazy, but Shikamaru was in a mood as stated before. He kept knocking til the door was wrenched open. Shikamaru stood there in absolute shock. Before him was the redhead that almost killed him during the Sasuke retrieval mission.

"What the fuck do you want shit stain?" the redhead asked in a growl.

"What are you doing here?" Shikamaru asked blankly.

"I live here you fucking dumb shit," Tayuya said with anger and annoyance.

Shikamaru blinked then remembered. As they were gathering up the rest of the retrieval team they found Tayuya wasn't dead from the trees crushing her, but was on death's doorstep. Naruto himself had carried her all the way back to Konoha. He had awoken while Kakashi was carrying him. He argued that Tayuya should be saved since she could provide very important intel on Orochimaru and the snake's plans as well as the numbers the snake had under his control.

So it was with great grumbling that they took the last surviving member of the Sound Four back to Konoha to get healed by Tsunade. After recovering from her injuries Tayuya was put under watch. Naruto was chosen since it was him who brought her back so she was his responsibility.

But this wasn't what made Shikamaru struck dumb really. No, it was the state of dress Tayuya had shown up at the door in. Meaning she wasn't wearing much at all in the first place. A black shirt that seemed to be a bit small for her. It covered her chest, but you could see all of her taut tummy. A pair of flying ramen bowl boxers completed the outfit. Her long dark red hair in a total mess.

Shikamaru blinked as his mind raced to a conclusion that was sound, but each one ended up right to where he didn't want his mind to go. Thus causing a bit of an overload for the Nara.

"Who's at the door my foul mouth angel?" Naruto's voice called.

"It's just that lazy ass motherfucker" Tayuya responded.

Out came Naruto bare-chested only wearing a pair of boxers. He wrapped his arms around Tayuya's waist petting her bare stomach making the former member of the Sound Four purr.

"Hey Shika, what are you doing here?" Naruto asked as he kept up his ministration on Tayuya's stomach.

Shikamaru's eyes flicked from Naruto to Tayuya to Naruto's hands on Tayuya's stomach. His mind was definitely over loading now.

"Came by, supposed to, meet me," he mumbled out as metaphorical smoke erupted from his ears.

"Oh right, sorry about that. Tayuya and I got caught, um, getting to know one another better," Naruto said with a foxy grin.

Shikamaru just nodded as his mind was now going blank.

"Yeah, that's okay. We'll just reschedule or something. Listen I got to go I think I hear my mom calling me, it sounds important. Gotta go!" he said then rushed off as fast as he could.

"Huh, that's odd Shikamaru would never willing go to see his mom since he says she's too troublesome" Naruto said with a furrowed brow.

"Who gives a flying fuck? Lets get back to knowing one another. I think we've still got a lot of ground to cover" Tayuya said as she spun around and wrapped her arms around Naruto's neck and kissed him.

"As you wish my angel" Naruto said then scooped Tayuya up and carried her to his bedroom making sure to kick the door shut.

The sounds of giggling, groaning, and moaning and several cuss words were heard throughout the apartment.

End

A/N: and that's my Tayuya one. Hope you all liked it. Again thanks to pain17ification for the idea. Thanks for reading and please review.