One Shocking Surprise: the Hyuga Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: I thought a Naruto/Hinata/Hanabi would be an interest twist. Hints of incest is in this so be warned if you don't like that kind of thing then don't read at all.

Neji was annoyed. No, slash that. He was practically pissed. He was going to ask Tenten to go out with him after so many years of her pining for him. He had decided enough was enough and he'd put her out of her misery. But then a snag, he was asked by Hiashi to look for his two missing daughters. Supposedly they never came back home last night after a training session.

So Neji looked and looked, but no sign of either of his cousins. He then asked around and heard that the two sisters were last seen with Naruto of all people. So the Hyuga prodigy made his way to the blonde's apartment hoping to get some answers. When he got there he sighed and knocked on the door and waited. The door opened to reveal a boxer-clad Naruto rubbing his eyes with his blond spiky hair a total mess.

"Why so early?" he mumbled.

"Sorry to wake you Naruto, but I am in need of your help" Neji said ignoring Naruto's attire.

"With what?" Naruto asked yawning.

"I have heard you were the last to see Hinata and Hanabi and I wonder if you could tell me where I can find them" Neji said.

Naruto froze at this.

Crap, what am I going to do? the blond thought.

Fate didn't seem to feel like playing by Naruto's rules at this time and a figure appeared at the door hugging Naruto's side.

"Who's at the door so early?"

"Hanabi, what are you doing here and wearing that?" Neji asked with wide eyes.

Before him was Hanabi Hyuga, Hinata's little sister and Neji's young cousin. Hanabi was wearing her jacket that looked just like Hinata's and it was zipped up a bit though it clearly showed that she had nothing on underneath along with a pair of very skimpy panties that left nothing to the imagination.

Neji glared at Naruto. Naruto gulped and grinned nervously.

"What is this Naruto?" Neji growled.

"Ease off Neji, Naruto didn't do anything wrong. We were the ones to seduce him" Hinata said.

The eldest Hyuga sister appeared and she was wearing one of Naruto's shirts that was small on her and it only came to the top part of her panties, which were just as skimpy as her sister's.

Neji's eyes were now bulging seeing this and it had nothing to do with his Byakugan.

"Yeah, you have any idea how hard it was to seduce Naruto. He has a will of iron and it took everything sis and I had to get him to crack" Hanabi said devilish smile.

"I didn't hear you complain when we made out with each other" Hinata said.

"How could I complain with your tongue down my throat" Hanabi shot back.

"Good point" Hinata said with a smirk.

Neji let out a choking sound as an unwanted visual image crossed his mind.

"Though what you did with your tongue made me squeal with so much delight" Hanabi said with a blissful smile on her face as she remembered the scene.

"I picked a few things from Anko" Hinata said with an Anko-like smirk.

"Really, you think she can teach me?" Hanabi asked curiously.

"Sure, Anko likes teaching those kinds of things though Kurenai sensei doesn't like me learning it" Hinata said.

Neji let out another choking sound as more unwanted visuals crossed his mind.

"Really?" Hanabi asked hopefully.

"Sure, where do you think I learn to do that on Naruto" Hinata said with a smirk.

Hanabi looked excited at the prospected of learning that.

"Ladies, as much as I like hearing you talk we still have a guest here" Naruto said rubbing the back of his head.

The Hyuga sisters turned to their cousin who looked very green.

"Neji, go back and tell dad that we're fine and that Naruto is training us" Hinata said.

"Yeah, some real physical training" Hanabi said with a devilish grin.

With that the door closed on Neji's face and it didn't take long for sounds to be coming from inside. Neji did the only thing his mind could do. It shut down and he fainted dead away.

End

A/N: okay, that's the end of that one. I hoped you all liked what I've done with this one. I thought it would be nice using Hinata and Hanabi at the same time and have Neji at the door. I do plan on having just a Hanabi one in the future. Thanks for reading and please review.