One Shocking Surprise: Heiress & Weapons Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: this is a Hinata and Tenten one. Hope you like it.

Neji Hyuga was annoyed. Scratch that he was super annoyed. First he couldn't find his teammate Tenten so he could do some training since his insane sensei and his equally insane teammate were off doing their own madness, which they call training. But then as he returned to the Hyuga compound only to be sent out by Hiashi to find Hinata since she was missing. Now here he was trying to find the missing Hyuga as well as hoping to find his missing teammate as well. He ended up winding up at the door Naruto's apartment. He had heard many rumors that stated that both girls were last seen with the blond.

Neji usually didn't take much stock in rumors, but these were quite strong so he followed them. With a calming breath he knocked on the door. There was no answer. Neji knew Naruto was still in the village since he saw Sakura and asked her and she told him that Naruto should be around. So he knocked again. After several of hard knocks there came a sound and Neji stood waiting.

The door opened and what he saw shocked him. There was Hinata. She was rubbing her eyes with one hand. What shocked him even more was Hinata's appearance. She was wearing a t-shirt and a pair of boxers that wasn't hers and her normally perfect hair was askew. The t-shirt just covered her body and any slight movement made it run up showing off her stomach and show of her panties clearly.

"What do you want it, too early?" Hinata asked yawning.

"Hinata?" Neji asked.

"Oh Neji, what are you doing here?" Hinata asked blinking awake.

It took a few moments for Neji to regain his focus since the shock of seeing Hinata dressed like that was still blowing his system.

"Hinata what are you doin-"

Neji finished since he got his second shock of the day. Because another figure entered that Neji was very familiar with. It was Tenten, but unlike Hinata, Tenten wasn't dressed as modest as her. No, Tenten just had on a thong and a very familiar orange jacket that was open and it was only Tenten's hands that kept it closed enough not to reveal too much. Her brown hair was a mess from getting out of bed.

"Hinata, what's keeping you, we're missing you?" the weapons mistress whispered into Hinata's ear.

"Sorry Tenten, but I am being delayed here" Hinata said gesturing to Neji, who was standing there gaping at Tenten.

Tenten turned her head since she didn't even notice Neji a first.

"Huh, oh hey Neji. So Hinata come back to bed. He's missing you, and so am I" Tenten said adding the last part as she smacked Hinata's rump.

Hinata jumped at that and gave Tenten a stern look. Tenten acted all innocent.

Neji finally got his brain rebooted after seeing such a sexy sight that is Tenten.

"What are you doing here Tenten?" he asked.

"I am here because Hinata is here. As you know two is better than one" Tenten said with a mysterious grin.

Neji was completely confused by this, but Hinata blushed brightly at this and began to mumble and stutter under her breath. But before Neji could ask what his teammate meant a third figure appeared. It was Naruto and he was only wearing a pair of boxers. He got into between the two and wrapped an arm around their waists. He kissed both of them on the neck. The two girls murmured in pleasure as his lips graced their skin.

"You two are taking way too long" he said.

"Sorry Naruto, we didn't mean to" Hinata said.

"Yeah, we got held by Neji here" Tenten said.

"Neji, oh hey Neji what's up?" Naruto asked.

Neji's face was going from anger to shock. He didn't know which emotion felt right for this situation.

"Naruto, what is going on here?" he growled as a vein was bulging from his forehead and it had nothing to do with his Byakugan.

"Nothing much Neji, we were having a private training session, which you interrupted" Naruto said nonchalantly.

This made Neji's eye twitch as the vein bulge pulsated.

"Come on Hinata, Naruto. back to the trenches. We still got a lot of work left to do" Tenten said as she tugged Naruto by the boxers and Hinata by the collar.

"Yes, um, Neji tell my dad that I am busy, um, training and won't be home til late" Hinata said not even fighting back against Tenten.

"Or maybe not at all" Tenten said with a saucy wink.

"Um, yeah" Hinata said blushing like mad.

"Right, back to training for us. See ya Neji" Naruto said.

The three left and slammed the door on Neji's face. Neji was angry, but wasn't sure where to direct his anger. Was he angry that Naruto and Hinata were together, that Naruto was with Tenten or that Naruto was with Hinata and Tenten?

"NARUTO!" Neji screamed and then passed out due to overload of anger, shock and everything else.

End

A/N: okay, and that's the end of this one. Hope you liked it since this one caused me few problems when writing it. I couldn't come up with a good ending and this was what I had to settle for. Thanks for reading and please review.