One Shocking Surprise: Priestess Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: Shion's turn.

Tsunade wasn't very happy at all. She had been waiting for the priestess from Demon Country, but she had yet shown up. With a growl she rose from her seat to drag this uppity priestess from wherever she was staying.

"Lady Tsunade, where are you going?" Sakura asked.

"To get that damn priestess" Tsunade muttered angrily.

Sakura gulped and raced after her teacher in hopes to stop any bloodshed. She knew what Tsunade was like when the sannin was in a bed mood and it looked like Tsunade was in one of those right now. She really didn't want Tsunade to cause an international incident because of tardiness.

The two kunoichi made their way to the hotel the priestess was staying and got her room number. When they got there Tsunade took a couple deep breaths to calm herself then knocked on the door. There was no answer and Tsunade growled. She then knocked again this time harder. This went on til Tsunade was about to slam a chakra-enhanced fist into the door when it opened. Who was at the door shocked both Tsunade and Sakura. It was Naruto.

Naruto was only wearing a pair of boxers that had toads and bowels of ramen on them with a bright orange background.

Sakura blushed madly as she turned her head away. She had never seen Naruto so bare before. He had a nicely sculpted chest and six-pack abs due to all the training he put himself through as well as well muscled arms though not overly so. His shaggy blond hair made him look sexier due to him just getting out of bed.

Tsunade however wasn't embarrassed at all since she had done many medical check-ups for the Konoha shinobi and what's one more bare-chested body. She had seen Naruto like this before anyway. What she wanted to know though was why Naruto was here.

"Brat, what are you doing here?" the Hokage asked.

"Huh, Sakura, granny what are you two doing here?" Naruto asked.

Tsunade growled as she balled her fist wanting to slam it into Naruto's head. A vein bulged in her forehead.

"Brat" she growled.

"Naruto what are you doing here?" Sakura asked wanting her mentor to focus.

"Well, I am here because-" Naruto was cut off.

"Naruto, where are you, you've yet to fulfill your obligation."

Soon Shion, the priestess of Demon Country appeared. She was wearing a kimono with white koi fish on it. She wrapped her arms around Naruto's waist feeling up his abs and chest.

Sakura was shocked at this and her green eyes bugled. Tsunade was shocked too. Her jaw dropped. She wondered if she was drunk or something.

"Shion, you're insatiable" Naruto said.

"Mmm, it's only because you know what to do so well" Shion purred.

Naruto turned his head and kissed Shion. Shion moaned as grabbed Naruto's head to keep their lips together. Naruto turned around and wrapped his arms around Shion tight that made her squeak and groan as her body was pressed against Naruto's.

Tsunade and Sakura could only watch as Naruto and Shion made out with one another without even caring that they were there.

"Oh Naruto" Shion moaned.

"Mmm Shion" Naruto murmured.

His hand snuck into Shion's kimono and was exploring the bare skin underneath. Sakura and Tsunade couldn't see what Naruto was touching not to say they wanted to see, but they saw the bulges in Shion's kimono where Naruto's hand roamed. Both were feeling a bit hot under the collar at the sight.

"Lets go back to bed Naruto. You still need to extend the priestess line" Shion said after she broke the kiss.

"With great pleasure" Naruto growled.

He kicked the door shut in Sakura and Tsunade's face. The two then began hearing moans, groans and giggles coming through the door. This broke them from their stupor.

"Um, Lady Tsunade?" Sakura croaked.

"Yes, Sakura?" Tsunade asked.

"Can we get a drink?" Sakura asked.

"Yes we can. Lots and lots of drinks" Tsunade said already thinking of all the saké she'd need to drink to rid herself of what she had just seen.

Both of them rushed off to get wasted in the closest bar they could find. They'd both be in the bar for a bar for a very long time drinking the day and night away hoping that one drink would erase what they had seen.

End

A/N: and that's the end of this one. I hope several of you who have been asking for this one are pleased at what I did. Thanks for reading and please review.