One Shocking Surprise: Iwa Princess Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: it's Kurotsuchi's turn.

Kakashi and Sakura were getting ready to head out. They had finished up a mission and they stopped at small village to rest before heading back to Konoha and report. The two were waiting for their third teammate, Naruto, to show up so they could leave.

"That lazy ass, we've waited for him for like an hour" Sakura mumbled angrily under her breath.

"Now, now Sakura. Naruto probably has a good reason for his sleeping in" Kakashi said as he continued to read his precious book.

"Whatever, it's worse enough that you're always late, but now Naruto is picking up the habit" Sakura said as she marched away from Kakashi.

What's wrong with my habits? Kakashi thought as he followed his student.

The jounin and chunin got to the door of Naruto's room and knocked. There was no answer and this didn't help Sakura's mood since she was already angry. She hammered on the door again making the wood rattle. Again no answer.

"That's it" Sakura said as she cracked her knuckles ready to punch the door down with her chakra powered strength.

"Hold on Sakura, we don't want to have to pay for property damage, which would come out of your pay mind you" Kakashi said as he rested a hand on Sakura's shoulder.

Sakura huffed as she knocked on the door again with great force, but not enough to break the door of its hinges.

The two waited then heard movement. Soon the door opened and Sakura was about lay into her lazy teammate til she saw that it wasn't her teammate at the door. No, it was some girl. She had dark brown close to black hair, which was a total mess. Her attire consisted of an overly large shirt that was black and had an orange swirl on it along with a pair of cotton panties that was hidden underneath. She had pink pupil-less eyes and they looked severely annoyed and pissed off.

"What the hell do you two want?" she growled.

Sakura was already angry and this girl in front of her wasn't helping.

"Who the hell are you and why are you in Naruto's room?" she asked.

"That's none of your business pinky. So butt out" the girl said glaring at Sakura.

Sakura was ready to lash out, but was stopped by Kakashi. He really didn't want to have to pay for any property damage. Though watching two chicks duke it out would be fun.

"My apologies, but you are in the room of one of my students" Kakashi said.

Before the girl could answer she felt a pair of strong arms wrap around her waist and immediately she was sent to bliss. She closed her eyes as memories flew back to the night before.

"What's taking so long, I miss you" Naruto said.

Kakashi and Sakura stood there shocked. In front of them was their teammate Naruto and he was totally wrapped up in this strange girl. He was nuzzling her neck peppering it with kisses as the girl tilted her neck to give more access.

"Hmm, more" she moaned.

Naruto chuckled as his hands started to touch and caress her body.

"Yes, that feels so good" the girl murmured.

Naruto kept up his assault totally ignoring his two teammates. He didn't even know they were there in the first place.

Kakashi cleared his throat, but the pair didn't stop. Kakashi had to clear his throat several time til their attention was captured. The girl glared at Kakashi for interrupting.

"Oh hey Kakashi, what's up?" Naruto asked with his hands up the girl's shirt and most likely holding two somethings.

"Naruto, we need to get back and report" Kakashi said.

"Huh, oh right. Well about that. It seems Kurotsuchi wants to discuss terms of an peace alliance between Konoha and Iwa" Naruto said.

Kakashi's eye widen hearing that this girl, Kurotsuchi was from Iwa and that his student was with her. Was this some sort of trick? Sakura on the other hand was just shocked seeing everything going on that the Iwa thing didn't even really hit her. Naruto was with a girl and they had been intimate with each other. Her mind couldn't wrap around it.

"Yes, Naruto and I are discussing important topics between Iwa and Konoha and will have a great peace treaty between our villages after years of animosity. So if you please leave us so we can get back to business in hand" Kurotsuchi said as she pushed her chest into Naruto's hands.

Naruto dragged Kurotsuchi back into the room as Kurotsuchi kicked the door shut leaving Kakashi and Sakura standing there. Soon they heard the mattress creaking, moans, groans giggles and other sounds of 'business' going on.

Sakura's brain shut down as she fainted while Kakashi began giggling himself. He just had to write this idea down and send it to Jiraiya. He could come up with a lie to tell Tsunade why they were late.

End

A/N: okay, I am unsure if this one will be as well liked, but hope there will be some who do. I am not as confident in this one as my others. Oh, and I am still accepting ideas for this series. Send them to me through a review here or by PMing me. Thanks for reading and please review.