One Shocking Surprise: Blondes Have All the Fun 1 Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: my first of my mini blondes have fun set I am doing within this series. These ones will be spread out throughout the entire OSS series. The first one is Temari and Ino. Enjoy!
Shikamaru was unhappy. First off his mom woke him up from a great sleep he was having. Then he had to do chores for her before he could leave. After he was finished with the chores he was able to leave. He then went to pick up Temari since she was here due to her duty as ambassador for Suna. He got to the hotel that she was staying at only to find out that she didn't come back last night. This really annoyed him. What really irked him was as he was searching for Temari he found out that Ino was nowhere to be found either. Her father was a bit worried and asked him to look for her. So Shikamaru was looking for both Temari and Ino.
"Troublesome blonds" the Nara grumbled.
Soon he got to Naruto's since he needed help and Naruto was known to find anyone no matter how impossible it could be. The blond thrived in achieving the impossible, and his track record showed he could perform miracles on an almost daily basis. The blond was a lucky charm of some kind. The Nara knocked on the door and got no answer. He sighed and knocked again. Still no answer.
"Troublesome" the Nara muttered.
He then knocked a third time and then he heard movement coming from within the apartment.
"Finally" he grumbled wishing he was watching clouds rather than being at Naruto's door.
The door opened and Shikamaru's eyes widen. In front of him was Ino. What the hell was Ino doing here?
Ino yawned as she stretched. This only showed off her taut hot little body, which was covered just by her purple bra and panties. Her blond hair was out of its regular ponytail and a total mess.
"What do you want?" the Yamanaka heiress grumbled out.
Shikamaru's brain was trying to reboot since he had never seen his teammate so under dressed before and the threat of blood leaking out of his nose was quite imminent.
"Shika, what the hell are you doing here, don't you have some clouds to watch or something?" Ino asked as she saw her teammate standing before her dumbfound.
Shikamaru let out a couple grunts, murmurs and other non-intelligible things. Ino blinked as she had never seen her usually brilliant yet lazy teammate act so out of character.
"Shika, are you alright?" she asked with a hint of worry.
Before Shikamaru could answer another figure appeared. She was older than Ino. She had dirty blond hair that was in the same mess as Ino's along with green eyes. Her attire was a bit more modest than Ino's. Well if you consider wearing just a bed sheet that covered her voluptuous curves as well as enhance her already nicely formed chest be deemed modest.
"Flower Girl, what's taking you so long?" she asked.
"Sorry Fan Girl, but something's wrong with Shika" Ino said.
Temari turned to Shikamaru who now had a dribble of blood coming out of his nose.
"What do you want?" she asked impatiently.
"Ino… Temari… what… do… here?" Shikamaru asked intelligible.
Temari snorted at how mangled a sentence the Nara let out. She crossed her arms over her chest only amplifying her cleavage even more and making Shikamaru's eyes draw towards them even more than before. This made more blood dribble out of his nose.
"Lovely Lilac, Desert Flower where are you two?"
In some part on Shikamaru's brain he recognized the voice, but that part was the only real working part in his brain and it was having a hard time getting the message to the rest of the brain was frozen over like the ice age.
Soon Naruto appeared wearing just his boxers that had toads and ramen bowls on them. His six-pack abs were bare for all to see. He stepped in-between his two fellow blonds and he wrapped an arm around their waists pulling the close to him. Both girls leaned in allowing their bodies to be pressed against Naruto's.
"Sorry Naruto, but we got a bit sidetracked here" Ino said.
"Sidetracked?" Naruto asked.
"Yeah, Shikamaru" Temari said.
"Huh, oh hey Shika, what are you doing here?" Naruto asked noticing the still stunned Nara.
The Nara let out noises that the three blonds couldn't understand. Temari huffed.
"Forget about him and lets get back to bed. I still have my turn to go and I am not wasting it on standing here" she said.
"What, you've had your turn, it's mine" Ino said in a bit of anger.
"Please, you hogged him most of the night claiming some sort of Konoha bullshit. It's my turn" Temari said.
Ino looked ready to argue when she felt a hand caress her tone tummy. She moaned instead. Temari looked victorious til she succumbed as well. Naruto's other hand had made its way inside her bed sheet and was playing with her taut tummy as well.
"Now, now girls. There's plenty of me to go around. I thought yo figured that out last night when I wore both of you out, in blissful happiness I might add" Naruto said.
Both girls remembered that night, the night they would never forget. They couldn't remember how many times they both did it, how times they came or anything else. It was a huge pleasurable blur to them.
"Come on, I think a round two is in the works and we'll see who can last longer" Naruto said.
"ME FIRST!" Ino and Temari shouted as they dashed to Naruto's room ripping off whatever clothing they had on along the way.
Shikamaru could've sworn he saw their bare asses as they disappeared, but his brain was so overloaded that he'd most likely forget it.
Naruto chuckled as he shook his head.
"See ya later Shika, I got some work to do" he said then closed the door.
The sounds of moaning, grunting, groaning, giggling and others echoed and that was the last straw for Shikamaru. He flew back by a powerful dual jet of blood erupting from his nose. He laid on the ground for hours with no one noticing him at all.
"Troublesome blonds" he grumbled before he passed out.
End
A/N: this is just one part of my Blondes Have All the Fun. I plan on doing more with all the rest of the blondes in Naruto's world that I know. Thanks for reading and please review.