One Shocking Surprise: Fuma Fun Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: my first Sasame one. Hope you like it.

Sakura leapt from rooftop to rooftop. She was on her way to Naruto's apartment. Today was a team meeting, but Kakashi had appeared in usual tardy manner to tell her that he was being sent on a mission. This pissed her off. She knew she should be used to Kakashi's tardiness, but it still ticked her off. Then the fact that Naruto never showed up angered her even more. Now she was going to Naruto's apartment to have a 'chat' and 'train' with her teammate for a while. She needed to release some stress.

When she got to Naruto's place she knocked on the door. No answer. This just elevated her already rising anger. Her knocks got more harder, angrier.

"NARUTO OPEN THIS DOOR THIS INSTANT!" she screamed.

Thankfully Naruto's door was build to withstand a heck of a lot. Some say Naruto's door was built thicker than a brick house. Now, how'd that handle Sakura's chakra-enhanced strength. Well, that's a test no one has ever done, but it looked to be happening very soon with the way things are going.

She cracked her knuckles getting ready to punch the door open when said door was wrenched open. Before Sakura wasn't her blond haired teammate. Not, it was an orange haired girl and she utterly pissed.

"What the hell do you want and what's the freaking shrieking?" the girl asked in a low menacing growl.

"Who the hell are you and what are you doing in Naruto's apartment?" Sakura demanded.

"That's none of your business pinkie" the orange haired girl said.

Sakura growled as she hated being called 'pinkie'. She got that she had pink hair, but she just hated that name. Maybe worse than being called forehead by Ino.

"Sasame, where are you?"

Soon Naruto appeared. He was only wearing a sheet that he had wrapped around his waist. Sakura saw this and blushed madly before turning her head. A trickle of blood leaked from her nose. She quickly wiped that away.

"What are you doing here? I thought you wanted to spend more time with 'discussing' bring your clan here?" Naruto asked as wrapped his arms around Sasame.

Sakura then got a look at what Sasame was wearing. She wasn't paying attention before due to her anger. But now that she was a bit more calm she saw Sasame was wearing a lacy white bra and a pair of boxers with toads on them. Those boxers had to be Naruto's since there probably wasn't any other guy in the village that wore toad boxers, except maybe Jiraiya.

"Sorry Naruto, but this banshee interrupted us as we were getting into 'aggressive' talks" Sasame said.

Sakura's mind quickly tried to place this Sasame girl since she felt like she knew her. Soon it hit her.

"You, you're that girl we met in Rice Country!" the medic nin exclaimed.

"Yes, that's me. Sasame Fuma of the Fuma clan" Sasame said.

"B-b-b-but what are you doing here?" Sakura asked.

"Naruto and I are discussing me moving the Fuma clan here" Sasame said.

"But why not talk to Lady Tsunade?" Sakura asked.

"Naruto and I are discussing strategy" Sasame said with a smirk and a glint in her eye.

Before Sakura could inquire more Naruto was getting bored. His hands began to wander and Sasame was getting affected by it. She moaned as her eyes fluttered closed enjoying the feeling of Naruto's hands. They sure knew how to handle her after all that 'talking' from last night.

"As much as I enjoy hearing you talk Sasame. We need to get back to the 'table' and keep 'discussing' tactics" Naruto growled.

Sasame moaned and dragged Naruto inside. His hands were driving her crazy and she was so cranked up and needed some release. She back kicked the door shut on Sakura's face.

Sakura could hear the sounds of Naruto and Sasame's 'discussion' and it was quite heated, very steamy indeed. Downright aggressive in some places too. This caused Sakura to do the only thing her mind seemed to come up with. She fainted. She wouldn't be found for a while as Naruto and Sasame kept up their 'talks' for many long hours.

End

A/N: and that's my first Sasame OSS. Hoped you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading and please review.