One Shocking Surprise: Pink & Yellow Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: this is a Sakura and Ino one.
Tsunade wasn't happy at all. Her two students were late. Scratch that. They were later than late. She wasn't happy since she had cleared her schedule so she could teach them and they decided not to show. She was going out and find them and give them a piece of her mind. Oh yes, they will find out what happens if you're late to Tsunade's lessons. She was going to tort- I mean train them into the ground and then some for their tardiness.
She first headed to the Yamanaka flower shop and found that Ino wasn't there. She then headed to Sakura's home and found the pink haired girl not there either. This just angered her even more. Now she had to search for these two. And search she did since she so wanted to pour out all her anger onto them and no substitute will do this time. These girls will pay dearly.
She was on the hunt and finally got on to Sakura's chakra signature, which led her to Naruto's apartment.
Of course it had to be the brat she thought.
When she got there she started to bang on the door. Thankfully the door was made especially for Naruto's apartment. It could withstand a ton of abuse, but this was a pure test. To withstand one pissed of sannin that had chakra enhanced strength.
"BRAT OPEN UP I KNOW SAKURA IS THERE WITH YOU!" Tsunade shouted.
Son the door opened, but it wasn't Sakura or Naruto at the door. No, it was Ino and all she was dressed in was a skimpy pair of purple bra and thong style panties. Her usually kept long blonde hair messy and in disarray. Ino yawned.
"What the hell do you want, do you know the time is?" she asked grumpily not realizing she was saying this to the Hokage.
"Yamanaka, what the hell are you doing here?" Tsunade asked as she stared at one of her apprentices.
Ino jolted awake by Tsunade's voice.
"Huh, oh Lady Tsunade, you're here, what are you doing here, is there are a problem, an emergency?" the longhaired blond asked rapidly.
No, not really a problem, but a question; like what the hell are you doing here and where's Sakura Tsunade thought.
Her question was answered when Sakura appeared. She yawned as she got to the door.
"Pig, what's got you so chatty this morning?" she asked.
Tsunade looked at what her other apprentice was wearing, which so happened to be a lacy black bra and a pair of boxers with ramen bowls with angel wings. Her pink hair a total mess.
"Sakura" the busty Hokage said.
"Oh, Lady Tsunade, um, w-what are you doing here?" Sakura asked looking shy as she tried to find something else to cover herself up with.
"That's what I'd liked to know Sakura, you too Ino" Tsunade said as she eyed her two apprentices.
"Oh, well, um" Sakura muttered.
"We were, uh, um, we were that is to say" Ino stumbled.
"They are both studying the human body baa-chan."
Naruto soon appeared wearing just a sheet around his waist. He turned to Sakura.
"So that's where my boxers went" he commented.
Sakura turned pink as she rubbed the fabric of the boxers between her fingers.
"Studying the human body?" Tsunade questioned.
"Uh, yeah. That's right Lady Tsunade. Naruto volunteered himself to be our living dummy to study" Ino said latching onto the lie.
"I see, what have you learned then?" Tsunade asked.
"Well, um, we learned, um. Sakura, care to field this question?" Ino asked.
"Huh, oh yeah. We learned where certain muscle groups are located as well how well they worked when in great exertion, and um, the limits of human stamina" Sakura said with a nice pink hue on her cheeks as she said the whole thing thinking back to last night and how she and Ino 'studied'.
Tsunade's eyebrow raised at this.
Ino and Naruto looked at Sakura. They couldn't believe she just said that.
"I see, then you seem to be learning more with Naruto than the books I gave you?" Tsunade asked.
"Um, well, there's only so much you can learn from books Lady Tsunade. It helps to get real practice, right?" Ino asked.
"Yes there is. So I should leave you to your lessons, but report back to me on what you've learned, in full detail" Tsunade said.
Sakura and Ino's jaws dropped and Naruto was extremely nervous. Tsunade left leaving the three stunned. Tsunade grinned to herself wondering what those reports will be.
End
A/N: the ending of this one gave me a hard time til I decided on this one just to change things up from the norm. Hope you liked it. Thanks for reading and please review.