One Shocking Surprise: Jinchuriki Sandwich
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: featuring Fu and Yugito. This one is also different setting from what I've done before in this series. I needed to do this to keep it fresh.
Gaara yawned as he awoke. He stretched and got out of bed. He did his morning routine and then headed to get some breakfast before taking a shower. As soon as he was finished with all that he was ready to start the day, but he had to wake up his roommate and best friend. So Gaara went to Naruto's door and knocked on it. There was no answer. The redhead frowned then knocked again, this time harder hoping that would wake the lazy blond. Still no answer and this annoyed Gaara some. He knew Naruto was a bit lazy and didn't like getting up, but the blond would usually awake after he bang on his door a few times. If to just tell Gaara to knock off the racket. So Gaara knocked harder on the door several times then the door was wrenched open.
Before him was a green haired girl and she looked absolutely pissed off. She had on a t-shirt that said 'Ramen God and Proud of it' and a pair of aquamarine panties. Her mint green hair a mess from getting up.
"What the hell do you want?" she growled.
Gaara blinked as his brain tried to figure out who this girl was. He remembered seeing her around and then it clicked.
"Fu, what are you doing here?" he asked.
"I was sleeping, but you interrupted that" Fu spat.
"No, why are you in Naruto's room?" Gaara asked.
Before Fu could respond they heard a drawn out moaning stretch and then a figure came sauntering to the door. She was wearing just dark purple bra that had paw prints on the cups and panties with the picture of a kitten's winking face on it. This showed off her totally amazing body. Her long blond hair was a total mess just like Fu's was.
Gaara had a bit of a nosebleed seeing this sight. He quickly wiped it away as he chanted to himself. 'I am not a pervert, I am not a pervert, I am not a pervert.'
"What's got you in a tizzy Fu, you need to relax babe" the longhaired blond said as she snuggled her almost nude body against Fu's.
Fu groaned as she felt herself pressed against the blond.
"Yugito" she muttered.
Gaara's eyes widen as he heard the name. Yugito, she was a year ahead of Naruto and himself. What was she doing here? And wearing that?
"What's going on here, why are you two in Naruto's room?" he asked.
"Hm, oh, you must be Gaara, Naruto's roommate" Yugito said seeing Gaara for the first time.
Gaara just nodded.
"My name is Yugito and as to why I am here. Well, I'm tutoring Naruto in various things" Yugito said.
"Licking, sucking and thrusting come to mind" Fu muttered.
"Hey, I didn't hear you complaining what I did it to you last night" Yugito said with a smirk.
Again Gaara chanted internally. 'I am not a pervert, I am not a pervert, I am not a pervert'.
"How could I, my mouth was full and my mother always told me never talk with my mouth full" Fu said cheekily.
"Yeah, but it feels amazing when you do" Yugito purred.
Again Gaara was doing his 'I'm not a pervert' chant. He knew what his sister did to perverts mainly since his brother Kankuro was one. What his sister did was bash perverts over the head with something metal and heavy, which she pulled out of who knows where. Then after the bashing she then pummel the pervert into a bloody pulp. It wasn't something Gaara ever wanted to experience.
Soon another person appeared at the door. It was Naruto. He got between the two girls and wrapped an arm around both rubbing their smooth taut tummies.
"What are you two doing up, I thought we all agreed to stay in bed today?" Naruto asked.
"We did, but we got a disturbance" Fu said.
Naruto furrowed his brow then turned to Gaara.
"Hey Gaara, I'll be in my room for the day and night. Don't wait up" he said.
"And wear ear plugs" Fu mumbled.
Naruto squeezed Fu's bottom.
"Naruto, don't squeeze my ass" Fu reprimanded.
"Oh Fu quit being a prude. Naruto, you can squeeze me anytime and anywhere you want" Yugito purred.
"And you can squeeze me anytime and anywhere you want, Yugito" Naruto said leering at his fellow blond.
"Do that back in bed, not in public" Fu said.
"Where's your sense of adventure Fu?" Yugito asked.
"I have one, but not when it come to getting possibly caught and expelled" Fu said.
The two girls were about to argue, but Naruto nip it in the bud, literally. He pinched both of their bottoms making them squeak.
"Girls, enough squabbling. Lets retire" Naruto said.
"Yes Naruto" the girls said.
"See ya Gaara" Naruto said.
Fu closed the door and soon sounds of the bed creaking, moaning, groaning, gasping, panting and other sounds were being heard. Gaara flew back from a high-powered nosebleed. He hit the wall with a sicken crunch.
"Lucky bastard" he said before darkness befell him.
End
A/N: well, what do you think? I changed a few things and had a bit of fun. Let me know what you think. Thanks for reading and please review.