One Shocking Surprise: Lightning & Ice Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: a Samui and femHaku one.
Shizune and Sakura were frantic. The ambassadors of both Kumo and Kiri were missing. They were supposed to be meeting with the Hokage, but they never showed. This didn't help Tsunade's mood since she had already gotten up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. This just cheesed her off even more. She barked out orders to both Sakura and Shizune to find the two ambassadors and drag them to her office kicking and screaming if they had to.
So this left the two apprentices of the slug princess in a desperate state. They looked high and low. Every bar and strip joint thinking the ambassadors were men. But they couldn't find them at all. And they knew if they came back empty handed then they'd be the ones facing Tsunade's wrath.
"We've looked everywhere Sakura" Shizune panted.
"They've got to be here. We've check the gates and they said they didn't see them leave" Sakura said.
"But where?" Shizune asked.
"Naruto" Sakura said.
"Naruto, what does Naruto have to do with anything?" Shizune asked confused.
"Naruto, he could help us and if we still can't find them then we can blame Naruto and he can get Lady Tsunade's wrath" Sakura said.
Shizune didn't really want to put the boy she thought of as her own brother into the line of fire, but self-preservation had kicked in and it was either him or her and she'd have to always pick him to get the beating over her. Besides, Naruto was quite resilient and could take a beating from Tsunade if past examples were anything to go by.
"Right, let's find Naruto" she said.
So the two medic nins raced to Naruto's place. Sakura knocked on the door, but got no answer. Sakura knocked again and still no answer. This then began Sakura banging on the door and Shizune had to keep Sakura from smashing the door down.
Why do I feel like I am trying to restrain Lady Tsunade? Shizune thought.
Sakura kept pounding away screaming.
"NARUTO GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP NOW!"
Soon the door was wrenched open and before them was a severely pissed of blond and it wasn't Naruto. She had shoulder length blond hair which was in an utter mess. Her ice-cold blues eyes were glaring with deadly intent.
"What do you want?" she asked in a calm, frigid voice.
This voice sent shivers up Sakura and Shizune's spines.
"Well?" the girl asked.
"Who the hell are you and what are doing here?" Sakura shouted.
"I am asking the questions pinkie. So shut up and talk like a normal person when spoken to" the girl said coolly.
"We apologize for being so loud, but we're looking for Naruto" Shizune said bowing her head as she held Sakura back from bashing in the blond. She now really felt like she was holding back Tsunade.
"Naruto, he's a bit preoccupied at the moment, but I'll let him know you came by" the girl said.
"Who are you?" Sakura asked.
"My name is Samui, now you can leave" Samui said.
"Samui, where are you, he's asking for you and I'm getting tired."
A dark haired girl appeared wearing a bed sheet and this made Sakura and Shizune looked shocked. They then looked at what Samui was wearing and all she was wearing was a black shirt with an orange swirl on the front and a pair of panties. Though her bust was quite big it made the shirt raise up to really get a nice sight of her taut tummy.
"Haku, you said you could handle him" Samui said.
"I know, but I was wrong" Haku said with a sigh.
Sakura was shocked. That girl was Haku. She didn't recognized the girl that they met in Wave all those years ago.
"Oh it's the pink haired shrieker, what do you want?" Haku asked seeing Sakura.
Sakura's mouth was doing a great imitation of a fish and Shizune was just totally stunned.
"Girls, where are you?" Naruto asked.
He then appeared behind the two girls. He was just wearing a pair of boxers with lightning bolts and snowflakes on them.
"Sorry Naruto, we have interruptions" Samui said.
"Huh, Sakura, Shizune what are you two doing here?" Naruto asked.
Neither one responded.
"Come on back to bed. Since they aren't talking why should we waste our time" Haku said.
"I agree, I still need to pay you back Haku for what you pulled last night" Samui said.
"Hey, I knew him before you so I got first dibs" Haku said.
"Whatever, I am going first this time" Samui said.
"In your dreams" Haku said.
Naruto pinched both of their very fine and firm behinds making them jump.
"No fighting girls. I can handle both of you and you know that" he said.
"Yes master" they both said with a bit of cheekiness.
"Good, close the door Samui and we can get back" Naruto said.
Samui shut the door.
Sakura and Shizune just stared at the door, their brains unable to comprehend what had just happened. Soon the sounds of moaning, giggling and other very erotic sounds were being heard and they could hear them thanks to their sharp hearing as shinobi.
"To the bar?" Sakura suggested.
"Yes, the bar" Shizune said.
The two medic nin raced to the nearest bar to drink away the day to forget what they had just seen. Leaving Tsunade to beat up and explode at every other shinobi or other personnel that came passed her.
End
A/N: and that's the end of this one. Hoped you liked it. I want you all to know I won't do any femGaara or femItachi or any fem of any other guy characters in this. I know I do femHaku, but to me that's different since Haku though called a boy according to sources I think of as a girl since it's an androgynous looking character. Thanks for reading and please review.