One Shocking Surprise: Hitomi Version

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: okay I got this idea from pain17ification so thank you for it. This is my first Hinata's mom one. pain17ification helped me on picking what name to call Hinata's mom. Decided to go with the one most used in stories with Hinata's mom. A lot easier than making up something different up.

Hiashi Hyuga, the head of the prestigious Hyuga clan of Konoha. He walked down the hall with purpose. His wife had claimed she wasn't feeling well and had retired to bed. That was late morning and she hadn't been seen all day. This worried the clan head somewhat, but he had to hide that concern since as a Hyuga you always had to show a stoic face. He walked down to his wife's room, which she had taken since they hadn't shared a bed since the birth of their second daughter.

"Hitomi, are you in there?" Hiashi asked as he knocked on the door.

There was no answer. Now you'd think that Hiashi would just activate his Byakugan and check on her, but the last time he did that Hitomi pulled a huge mallet out of nowhere and beat him with it til he looked worse than Jiraiya after getting pummeled for spying on a hot spring. After that Hiashi always remembered never peek in on his wife, ever.

"Hitomi, are you alright?" Hiashi asked a bit louder as he kept knocking on the door.

Again no answer. This made Hiashi frown and hope to god that Hitomi was alright. So he knocked again. Soon he heard some shuffling and the door opened. Hiashi's eyes widen seeing that it wasn't his wife at the door. No, it was a blond haired boy. His name escaped Hiashi for a moment.

"Man, what do you want, I'm in the middle of something real important" the boy mumbled.

The blond was wearing a pair of boxers that he had hastily put on. He spiky blond hair a mess.

"Who are you and what are you doing in my wife's room?" Hiashi asked in a very stern tone.

"Huh, oh, you're the dead fish" the boy said.

Before Hiashi's anger could be unleashed he heard a voice, the voice of his wife.

"My little maelstrom, where are you, I'm in need of you to rock my shores again."

Hitomi Hyuga then appeared. She had thrown on a robe to cover her modesty, but never tied it since it would been take off as quickly as possible. She got behind the blond boy and pressed herself up against with her assets cushioning his head.

"H-h-h-Hitomi?" Hiashi uttered.

"Hmm, oh Hiashi what do you want, don't you have a council meeting or something? I am busy at the moment. Come Naruto, I need you to give me another whirlpool" Hitomi said dismissing her husband.

Hiashi stared at Naruto. Now he recognized the boy's face. He felt his rage boil over, but soon all he saw was black.

Hitomi sensing her husband's change in mood and pulled out a huge mallet and hit Hiashi on the head knocking him out before he could harm her lover. She then slammed the door shut dragged Naruto back into her room and to bed. Leaving Hiashi out cold on the floor not to be found for a long while. When he would wake he'd assume it was all a very bad dream and it was bad tea he drank at breakfast. Along with a painful headache too.

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A/N: well, that's the end of this one. I hoped pain17ification liked how I did their idea. Thanks for reading and please review.