One Shocking Surprise: Red Hot Habanero Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: this is my first Kushina one. Warning this has hints of incest in it. If you don't like that kind of thing then don't read at all.
Kakashi wasn't happy. He wasn't happy at all. Now why was the one-eyed jounin unhappy. Well, it was because his student was late. He didn't like his students to be late. Mind you he's always late for everything and it has been said he'd be late for his own funeral. But that's beside the point. His student was late and he was going to have a nice long talk with him about being tardy. Again, ignore his own chronic habit of tardiness.
So he made it to his student's apartment and knocked on the door. There was no answer, which made him frown. He knocked again and again no answer. He kept knocking til he heard a voice.
"Alright, alright. Keep your damn shirt on. I'm coming!"
That doesn't sound like my student Kakashi thought, it sounds female and familiar.
The door opened and before Kakashi was a face he thought he'd never see again. Her long red hair was flowing and then there was her blue eyes that looked quite pissed off. She had a bed sheet wrapped around her body with her tucking in a part of to secure it in place. Kakashi swore he's seen her before, but at the moment his mind was drawing a blank.
"Well what the hell do you want?" the woman asked.
Again Kakashi said nothing since he was stunned by the redhead.
"Oh for god's sake Kakashi Hatake say something" the redhead steamed.
"Who are you?" Kakashi asked dumbly.
"I don't believe it's been that long that you'd forget me Hatake, though I'm not wearing something that would make you recognize me" the redhead said.
Again Kakashi was drawing a blank on who this woman was and why she was in his student's apartment.
"Oh for goodness sake Hatake, has having that damn Sharingan mess with your mind?!" the redhead shouted.
This struck a chord with Kakashi.
"KUSHINA!" he shouted.
"Finally it hits you. I thought you were smarter than that Hatake, but I guess age has slowed your mind" Kushina said.
"B-b-but you're dead, I thought you died?" Kakashi asked stunned.
"My death has been greatly exaggerated" Kushina said.
Kakashi was just still stunned.
"Mom where are you, we still need to make up on all the love we've lost?"
Naruto soon appeared and he was wearing just a pair of boxers. He wrapped his arms around his mom's waist nuzzling her back.
"Naruto dear" Kushina cooed.
Kakashi couldn't believe what he was seeing and a bit of blood leaked out of his nose.
"I must be going Kakashi. My son and I have still have much time to catch up on" Kushina said as she shut the door.
Soon sounds were heard from inside. Like; 'Oh Naruto, that's the way you love mommy', 'Yes Naruto, love me, love me', 'Oh mom it feels so good connecting with you', and other things like that.
This made Kakashi's eye roll up to the back of his head as he fell over the railing of Naruto's apartment. He hit the ground with a deadening thud not to be found for several hours.
End
A/N: and that's my first Kushina one. Hoped you liked it. Thanks for reading and please review.