One Shocking Surprise: Fan Girl Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: Temari's turn yet again.

Baki wasn't happy at all. He had been waiting for Temari for more than hour. He knew that Temari wasn't one to be late for anything so he decided to check up on her. He headed off to the small apartment that she had gotten since Gaara and Matsuri got married. Temari thought she was getting too old living with her brother even if he was the Kazekage. Plus she thought that Gaara and Matsuri should have their privacy since they are married now.

So Baki reached Temari's apartment and knocked on the door. He got no answer. He frowned and hoped Temari wasn't hurt or anything. He knew she wasn't on any mission since they planned on this training session to work on her wind jutsu. So he knocked again and again no answer. He began tapping his foot pondering if he should leave a note or knock again. He then heard footsteps coming from within and he let out a breath.

Finally she wakes up he thought.

The door opens, but in front of the Suna jounin wasn't the blond he knows, but it was another blond.

"Ah man, what's the big idea of making so much noise this early in the morning?"

Baki blinked as he tried to place the voice and face to this blond in front of him. He then saw the whisker marks on the blonde's face. This was the Uzumaki boy. What the hell was Uzumaki doing here?

Naruto yawned as he stretched, smacking his lips. He was just dressed in a pair of boxers.

"What are you doing here Uzumaki?" Baki asked.

"Huh, on it's you, um, what's your name again. Oh, right Baki" Naruto said.

"Yes, and again what are you doing here Uzumaki?" Baki asked.

"Oh, I am staying here while I am on my mission here" Naruto said.

"But why here and not the Kazekage mansion?" Baki asked.

He asked this since every other time Naruto came to Suna he always stayed in the Kazekage mansion. Gaara always insisted to house his best friend instead of letting the blond get a hotel room.

"Huh, oh well. Gaara and Matsuri have been, um, very busy with each other and neither can remember to place up silencing seals" Naruto said.

Too much information! Baki thought.

He really didn't want to know what his former student and now Kazekage did in his spare time with his wife.

"Okay, but why are you here and not a hotel?" Baki asked.

"Oh, well that. I, um, well" Naruto said as he rubbed the back of his head mussing his hair up even more.

"Oh Naruto, I need you, where are you?"

Soon Temari appeared and Baki turned his head quickly since he was seeing more of his student than he'd ever want to see, ever. Temari had on only her bra that was a dusty brown color and a sheet wrapped around waist.

"Naruto, I can't find my panties, you know where they are?" Temari asked not even noticing Baki at all.

"Um, I think you threw them out the window when you said you'd never need them ever again before we, um, you know" Naruto said rubbing the back of his neck in an uncomfortable way.

"Had the best hottest, most amazingly incredible sex in my entire life?" Temari asked not sharing her fellow blonde's feelings at all.

"Yeah, that" Naruto said blushing.

"Okay, I was just wondering where my panties went. Now lets get back to bed. I'm not going on any missions for a few days and you're here for a few days too. I want to spend that time with you in me" Temari said with a wicked lusty smile and gleam in her teal green eyes.

Baki gulped as he fought a nosebleed. He couldn't believe this was happening.

"Um Temari, uh, we have a guest" Naruto said.

Temari sighed and turned to Baki with an annoyed look. She didn't even care at all about her attire.

"What do you want Baki?" she asked coolly almost channeling her little brother before Naruto changed him.

Baki shivered at the tone. She was definitely related to Gaara.

"Uh, nothing, um, enjoy your days off Temari" Baki said then dashed off quickly as possible.

Temari may not be able to control sand like her brother, but she had a wicked temper and he didn't want to face that ever. He'd seen it in action many times as her sensei when she reprimanded Kankuro.

With Baki gone Temari's devilishly smirk returned.

"You heard Baki, lets enjoy ourselves" she said then dragged Naruto back into her apartment.

Naruto wasn't seen til he left Suna and Temari wasn't seen til she was back on duty and she was wearing the biggest shit-eating grin in the village only to be matched by Matsuri.

End

A/N: hoped you like my little change of direction with this one. Thanks for reading and please review.