One Shocking Surprise: Senbon Needles Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: this is a femHaku & Kin one. There will be some language in this. Just warning you.

Sakura was unhappy. She was very unhappy because she couldn't find her annoying loud mouth teammate at all. How could you not find him when he wears so much orange and is so loud? This made her wonder, but she didn't spare much time on that since she was planning on what to do to him when she found him. First he stands her up on their training day. Sakura had a day off from the hospital and she wanted to do some training with Naruto, but he never showed up. Now she was going to make him pay and show what happens when you are a no-show with her.

She got to Naruto's apartment and banged on the door. There was no answer at all. She kept going til the door was ready to cave.

"Must you be so damn loud you pink haired wench?"

Sakura turned to the apartment next to Naruto's. There in the doorway was a girl with long brown hair, black eyes and a very annoyed look on her face.

"What's it to you?" Sakura asked glaring at the girl.

"Well the fact that I could have you arrested for public disturbance since you're so loud" the girl said.

"Fuck off Kin, mind your own damn business" Sakura said.

Kin narrowed her eyes. She had sought asylum in Konoha after Naruto saved her from getting killed by Kabuto. She told the Third Hokage all she knew though it wasn't very much, but it helped that Kabuto loved to monologue as he did his job. They got a lot of info from that. Kin was placed on probation and got an apartment next Naruto's. Now she was a full fledged kunoichi of Konoha.

"What's got your dyed pink hair in a twist?" Kin asked.

"I've told you before, this is natural" Sakura said/shrieked.

Kin and Sakura didn't have a good relationship because of the whole Forest of Death thing. The other girls liked Kin except for Sakura.

"I still think you dye it to be that color. No one has that kind of hair color naturally" Kin said.

Sakura growled as she stormed over to Kin. She had forgotten all about Naruto. She was going to give this ex Sound kunoichi a piece of her mind with her fist.

"Kin, must you start fights this early in the morning?"

Sakura was at Kin's door and saw Haku coming forward. Haku had survived the mission in Wave and came back at the urging of Naruto. Mainly since Zabuza had died and Haku had nowhere else to go. She was made a chunin once back in Konoha and got an apartment next to Naruto's, but what was she doing in Kin's apartment. She then got a good look at Kin and saw she was wearing as well as Haku.

Kin was dressed in a sheet done in female toga style. Sakura also noticed that Kin's hair was quite messy. With Haku, she was dressed in her ice-blue bra and boy shorts that were black.

"What the hell are you both dressed like that, it's midday?" Sakura asked.

"We have the day off shrieker. So we can dress however we want" Kin said.

Sakura gritted her teeth at this. Haku jumped in before any violence could commence.

"Okay, take it easy here, both of you" Haku said calmly.

"The bitch started it" Sakura said petulantly.

"She even whines like a pussy" Kin said.

"That's it" Sakura said as she readied her fist.

"Oh man, you guys are loud. How can a guy get any sleep?"

Sakura's fist hung in the loading bay as she saw Naruto appear. He was dressed only in his boxers. But that's not what really shocked her. No, it was the fact that Naruto was just in his boxers in Kin's apartment.

"What the hell are you doing here?!" Sakura screamed.

"Talk in a normal voice pinkie. Only dogs can hear you" Kin said.

Sakura glared at Kin.

"Okay you two knock it off" Naruto sighed. He then turned to Sakura. "What I doing here? Well, I needed a place to sleep since I had two girls keeping up all night last night."

"You weren't complaining at the time" Kin said with a smirk.

"Kin's right Naruto. You didn't speak out one second" Haku said with a matching smirk of her own.

"Hard to do so when you two know what to do with your tongues and more" Naruto said as he wrapped an arm around Kin and Haku each.

Both girls cuddled into Naruto as Sakura just stared bug eyed.

"Speak of which, I want another round. I didn't as much as Haku last night" Kin said.

"You just can't handle all of him like I can" Haku bragged.

"That's why I demand a second round. I'll show you" Kin said.

"We'll see about that Tsuchi" Haku said.

The two girls glared at each other with fire in their eyes.

Naruto sighed.

"Never a peaceful second" he mumbled to himself.

Haku and Kin dragged Naruto back into the apartment kicking the door shut in Sakura's face. Soon sounds assaulted Sakura's ears. She could hear the panting, moaning and other erotic sounds. She clapped her hands over her ears a she raced off. She needed to find something to wipe her mind of what she saw and heard.

I need liquor, lots and lots of liquor she thought.

End

A/N: and that's the end of this one. Hoped you liked it and the changes I did to it. Wanted to try a different thing. Thanks for reading and please review.